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It's my birthday.GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE YOU'RE MY ONLY FAMILY
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>>34238522
Happy Biirthday, Niggz.
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Happy birthday anon, I hope your life will get better starting from now.
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happy birthday, idiot
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Fembots, why are Asian boys so cute?
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>>34238498
They aren't
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>>34238517
They are
Og
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>>34238498
You should ask gaybots.
It's already the 18th. What did you do to make your life better in 2017?
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>>34238462
Nothing so far.
I've had more work piled onto me though so that's been good
Also I had an existential crisis last night and panicked like a motherfucker
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>>34238462
Applied for another job the other day. I currently work at McDonalds and ..... need I say more?
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>>34238462
Passing uni exams. Managed to somewhat control myself since last christmas, kept my mind relatively under control. No depression for more than 3 weeks now, which is huge for me. It's going well as of now.
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Why are there so many trannies on r9k?
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>>34238352
Social isolation fuck you up
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because the faggots believe that being a girl will make their life easier.
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>>34238391
If you can convincingly pull it off, I think it would make your life easier. People will always be going out of their way to do favors for you and give you free attention, etc.
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Do you think it is possible for a man to be happy despite being incel his whole life?
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but back to back sleeping is literally the most comfortable for any couple
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>>34238371
This. It's comfy as fuck. Hugging from behind or some shit is bad when you move around a lot while sleeping.
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>>34238332
Those look like siblings anyway
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The New Era has begun. 2017-01-18 03:13:19 Post No.34238268
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YOU! YES YOU! THE TIME OF THE ROBOT HAS REACHED IT'S END, KNEEL DOWN AND OBEY YOUR WIZARD OVERLORDS
You spineless fucks need to accept you will forever remain KHVs and transcend into wizardhood
All you do here is either bitch and complain about girls you'll never have or those who treat you like human trash even though you still orbit them for a minute chance you'll even get to hold them ( spoiler: THERE ISN'T A GODDAMN CHANCE )
It's time you sorry sacks of shit manned up and own up to your true potential, to live in a realm without mention or merit of sexuality, and to hone your newfound time into doing whatever your heart truely desires
GIVE IN TO THE DARKNESS, JOIN THE WIZARDHOOD TODAY AND TOGETHER WE WILL CRUSH THE NORMIE BETA SCUM!!!
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>>34238268
2-3 different chads are posting here. I fucking give up.
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>>34238288
Welcome to the wizardhood brother, I hope in the coming days you can see the true power of blocking out any form of sensuality in exchange for our secrets of true potential happinesd. Lord kek smiles upon us.
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Do not let this thread die, we all must do our part in relaying lord kek's divine answer in combating the normie scum
WE MUST RISE. WE MUST REVOLT. WE MUST RESIST! TAKE BACK R9K TODAY!
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I decided to lose my virginity to a transgender escort today. I'm really fucking horny but my fear is getting HIV. Would robot risk it?
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>>34238234
>Would robot risk it?
No. Good luck.
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>>34238234
Who cares everyone dies in the end anyway, and yes there is a very very good chance she has a STD. I would suggest a condom but fuck it senpai
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>>34238234
why not a female escort? less risk
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7-Step guide to move to Japan
Want to move to Japan? Here's how you do it, step by step guide.
1.) Start learning japanese. Doing so is not actually hard
a.) Download Anki: https://ankiweb.net/
b.) Download the 6,000 core deck for japanese: https://djtguide.neocities.org/anki.html and follow the instructions to install it
c.) Set up your anki deck for 20 words a day, and up to 9999 reviews a day (you won't actually see 9999 reviews a day). this way you can learn all 6,000 words in under a year.
d.) Join any of the countless japanese language learning generals on 4chan
>>>/int/70057493 (beginner)
>>>/int/70068474 (intermediate)
>>>/jp/16422715 (anime weeaboo trash)
pick which best suits your needs
2.) Start tae kim's grammar guide which you'll be using in conjunction with Anki
a.) http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar
3.) Finish tae kim's grammar guide and all 6,000 words by September.
4.) It's time to choose which JLPT you're taking. If you took japanese seriously and started TODAY from THIS VERY POST, you could be N3 ready by October. Check the registration deadlines.
5.) Take the JLPT you useless sack of shit. N5 if you didn't study at all i mean what the fuck, N4 if you're a slowpoke, N3 means you actually studied. Good, N3 means you're on your way to Japan
6.) Pass the JLPT. If you took the N3, you will be able to get yourself N1 ready by next year by studying at the same pace you are now. Since your 6,000 core deck is settled, grab a 10k core deck. You will start practicing actually writing the kanji from here on out, so grab something like 'Remembering the Kanji' since you'll probably need it by now. If you didn't take the N3, you should aim for the N2 next year. That's right, you're skipping the N3 you didn't take. Up your study, bitch.
7.) With a bachelor's degree and N1, you can now move to Japan. Congrats.
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>OK! I HAVE A N1 AND A BACHELOR'S DEGREE
>NOW WHAT?
Congrats. If you have a N1 and Bachelor's Degree, you are closer to Japan than 99.99% of /pol/ will ever be.
Now you must decide on which visa will get you into japan.
I highly suggest post-graduate study. Japan will actually pay you money to study in japan on certain degrees, so if you have a research major of some kind, apply to japan right the fuck now and get $1,500/month as long as you can pass the EJU.
Or, you can join JET to teach in Japan. However, 80% of japan applicants suffer from severe autism and ruin it for the other 20%. Hope you aren't one of those fucks!
Or, you can just job search in Japan right now. Go on a site like Gaijob and try to fish a job in japan. With an n1 and bachelor's, you'll be able to find a job catered towards your degree that will get you into the rising sun
Finally, your last option is marriage. While studying Japan, try to make friends with a japanese girl you met somewhere. Maybe a language exchange site? A marriage visa can technically get you into the country without a bachelor's degree, but you'll still want the degree and N1 anyway to make the jobsearch easier.
Just make sure you respect Japan's cultures or customs, or you can get the fuck out
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>tfw no replies
fucking kill me
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Saved because who knows I might have to spend a year there. Thank you, kind anon.
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What are the biggest red flags for females?
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>>34238124
Not being a virgin. There I said it
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>>34238124
The content of her social media accounts, specifically the pictures.
Will very quickly reveal if she's in constant need of praise for her looks (e.g. lots of revealing pics or party pics with a hundred likes and a hundred orbiters telling her how hot she is), if she's the pretentious "look at me vaguely alluding to all my emotional problems" with ambiguous status updates and black and white pictures of the horizon with her sticking he middle finger up to the sky, etc.
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Liking me.
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>be into cuckoldry
>have gf of two years
>insist her upon fulfilling this fantasy for you
>she's reluctant for the longest time
>she goes on a trip with a friend
>she does it
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>"the best sex of my life"
>"we've been fucking for two hours straight"
>"we've fucked four times"
>"I've even enjoyed sucking his dick" (she doesn't like giving me bj)
>"he kisses me and I get so wet; I'm basically on fire"
As you can imagine, I'm jealous as fuck and I feel a huge void in my chest. She comes back on Saturday, and the guy lives five thousand miles away, but still. She has shitty wifi and I can barely talk with her there, so I can safely assume that any minute she has no signal, she's fucking this guy. Of course, her slut friend is perfectly okay with this situation.
Remember that saying that goes "careful what you wish for..."? It rings so true right now. I think I set a new record for stupidity in this forum, and that's saying A LOT.
Anyone else has, or has ever felt this feel?
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>>34238116
>>be into cuckoldry
KIKE SHILL GTFO
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>>34238116
I have some kinks of my own but you are completely retarded if you ever thought letting someone else fuck your gf would end well for you.
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>>34238151
Yeah, I'm figuring that out now.
The hard way.
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>i've been leaking our memes to the normies all this time
i had to do it. i got all the normies to like them and its made me more popular. anyone would've done it.
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you'll never be a normie, though
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You are the fool here faggot. We knew you are traitor so we have been feeding you false memes from the start.
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>>34238062
I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, anon, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in on the board on weekends? We meet on Fridays, Saturdays. You see anon, when you make jokes like this it makes me wonder. I'm beginning to think we have a rat in the board....you wouldn't know anything about this would you...
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Anaylze this dream for me 2017-01-18 02:58:28 Post No.34238041
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Anaylze this dream for me
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>I was in class
>The teacher was asking everyone about their political beliefs, liberal, left wing, conservaitive, right wing
>Everyone provides an straightforward answer
>The teacher yells at me why I am not giving an answer
>...I slowly build the courage to talk, and I say "You are all babies, being one dimensional beings, leaning in only one narrow ideal and you can't befriend multiple ideas...normally the age of ten one should already be a complex enough human to like and dislike ideas from many different ideoligies"
>They all look stunned and are quiet.
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it's your subconscious telling you you're an insufferable faggot that no one likes
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It's your brain telling you you've read too many copypastas
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>>34238041
Dream for me was about an /r9k/ meetup at my house and my family along with robots laughing at me for breaking something by accident.
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I dont have anyone pls help
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>>34238025
What about your orbiter skype group? Or are they all AFK at the moment?
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>>34238192
I don't have any Skype groups
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>>34238025
Do you even deserve someone?
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Look anon.
When you fix your issues, and in god knows how many years end up married to a girl, what do you think is going to happen?
You're going to end up resenting her for having an interesting and social early life, having sex with who knows how many guys, and then finally settling down with you.
That's your life. That's where you're headed.
You are going to hate her.
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>>34237993
This is why you only date virgins
Oh, and don't have kids because you'll resent them for their youth
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>>34237993
But I don't want to get married. There is no way in hell I could ever put that much trust into someone, and I'd rather still have my money at the end of the day.
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I'm already married though and yes my wife has had sex with other men before but i've also had sex with other women and our family has been going healthy for about five years already
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>look like an ugly computer nerd with short hair
>look like a hipster dropout with long hair
>short hair requires constant trips to the barber
>long hair requires lots of shampoo, and more time to dry
Which hairstyle is objectively better for a robot?
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Wear a beanie.
It hide the mess and it's pretty common nowadays.
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>>34237988
Better than me
>Look like a meth head with short hair
>Look like I belong in a disco with long hair
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Just shave your head.
People with shaved heads are either going bald because they are HIGHTEST or because they have cancer.
You will look better if people think you are balding or have cancer than if people think you are a nerd or hipster dropout