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Anime is okay

Once I marathoned Lucky Star when I was on vacation from work and wanted to kill myself but couldn't stop watching
dark times

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>>34239059
but lucky star is amazing

>>34239077
Do you wear that shirt in public?

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Thanks, OP. I needed that laugh.

>>34238969
this was so bad it was funny, thanks for the laugh anon

>>34239175
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

I can't tell if those are raspberries or actual farts...lmfao

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These guys have it the other way

>>34238961
No I'm ugly from the front as well

Although the side is definitely even worse

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yep, don't really know how to describe my side profile but it's really bad. I think the issue is I have a wide yet not protruding jaw so it looks defined from the front but shitty from the side. I also have protruding lips

The first two words that come to mind are "fishy" and "jug-like" so create that mental image

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>>34238954
That one is pretty easy to solve actually
Comfy feet are a must

>>34238954
How can your feet be so dirty if you never go outside?

>>34238981
>socks you need to wear if you don't wear socks and your feet get dirty
genius

I stick my finger up a hookers ass once and sucked on that finger

It was pleasure

>>34238881
does she have a hairy hole? did she shower first?

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>>34238881
What did she eat yesterday?

poopy penis

Not really true, but what do you want anon?

>>34238856
I want to live. I want to die. I want to live. I want to die. I dont want to die actually, i dont want to live actually, i dont know what I truly want, i dont know why people want anything at all, why want

apprehensive and hungry

Melancholic and defeated

anxious and i need to take a shit which is kinda related to the anxiety i guess

Do you think you could find some veggies or fruit or something? by stealing them from stalls/stores

>>34238746
Why would i steal when i can just buy them?

>>34238635
Egg drop soup, it's SO FUCKING DELICIOUS I DONT UNDERSTAND

Heres how to make it I guarantee you won't be disappointed

Follow the instructions, except you don't need sesame oil or chives, and use normal black pepper instead of white (in assuming you don't have many ingredients.)

But you will need to use TWO (2) cups of broth instead of one (1).

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/115965/egg-drop-soup-better-than-restaurant-quality/

You shouldn't have to

What are your standards? It would be impossible to answer this question without that information.

>>34238627
Dunno. Mine are as low as I can accept and they're still impossible.
>girl(female)
>skinny or average
>virgin and waiting for marriage

If I wanted those I'd have them
now transport me back home

>>34238803
/thread

those things represent success like knowing what a grocery store looks like. even small children and retards can get friends. it's silly to think someone cares about those things if they don't have them. it's not like having a girlfriend takes skill or luck.

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>>34238626
Hello Lacy!
Have millenials forgotten about the concept of marriage already?
Because as far as I can tell, real women don't have boyfriends and show their breasts around on the Internet, they have husbands!

>>34238623
Isolation anon.

>>34238623

a good dose of the old fashioned Autism anon.

>>34238736
I've been for the most part alone, but it hasn't done much justice.
Every time I am forced to step outside to attend my godforsaken classes, I get unbearably nervous.
Every single day is miserable.

>>34238602
>you will never be schizophrenic who sees cool angels and demons and shit.

>>34238917
There are pretty huge downsides to being a schizo, though, aren't there?
I'd like to be an adventurer or some shit but there's nothing left to explore and no truly supernatural stuff to investigate.

>>34238602
Fapping to hentai mainly or watching anime

This is such a strange video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuiUCEJEgVc

Both people barely have a grasp on english and I don't understand why he's calling from the bathroom.

Some guy with a firework running behind a corner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZBe6KrZh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

Been taking boron for a few weeks now

I feel more alert

L Theanine and L Tyrosine

Really calms me down

>>34238722

Nice. I think I either have ADD or I'm just straight depressed. I have such a hard time concentrating on things, like I get myself exited to do something and then drop it out of boredom 10 minutes in. I do this on repeat through out the day until a few hours before I sleep then I sit there angry at myself for wasting another day.

>>34238524
Just rent a whore if you're going to pay for it. No woman on a dating site is mentally sane.

>>34238557
I'm off this shit forever. I'm just worried that she might be mad enough to go to the cops.

>>34238590
No whore is going to go to the cops because a deal fell through. Like a drug dealer going to cops because he got robbed of his dope.