>Well white boy what you gonna do with this brown Booty?
Aw shit she's calling you out!
What do you do?
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>>34240955
this is now a brown booty thread
https://youtu.be/4VeCTtPazOU
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>>34240955
No thank you. I have a husband.
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>>34240955
Run away
Run far away
Gross
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So, I'm in, right guys?
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ask if shes on the rag
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>>34240924
Sweet. If that is really you then don't even respond, that will really make the bitch mad
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>>34240924
Wow, she's really feeling that 30th birthday coming up, actually she's probably lying and well over 30. How do you even respond to something like that?
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Would you have sex with a girl (who has a vagina, not just a passing trap) if you found out she used to have a penis?
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>>34240891
sex is determined by chromosomes, not genitals
if you have XY chromosomes you are male, end of story
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>>34240891
No, but I would have dated her if she still had her penis
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>>34240891
No. I don't really care about the tranny issue one way or another, but I really only want to have sex with a girl that I know I'm going to marry, and I'm not marrying someone that can't get pregnant.
>Masturbate for 3 hours
>Dick hurts afterwards
Did I break it?
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>>34240871
source?
originolo
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If it still hurts in a few hours... then yes
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>>34240871
My dick always hurts for like 36 hours after the first round, especially when getting hard again. For some reason the pain goes away after the second round.
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My dad is most likely going to die in the next 6 months
Usually the thought of someone close to me dying is quite exciting, the thought that my life would be eventful is so appealing but currently its not. When faced with the reality I am actually quite worried.
He has had depression/ptsd for around 2 and a half years now and is an alcholic+drug addict, he constantly tells me how shit I am and never does anything for anyone but himself. He had multiple seizures last year and I was alone to deal with him during both, this year he got diagnosed with epilepsy + has aneurysms. He refuses to take his medication for his mental and physical illnesses as they make him get diarrhoea, which is a stupid reason and is making his seizures get quite bad to the point he wakes up in the night covered in blood in various places in the house. The seizures will most likely cause him to die within the next 6 months unless he takes his medication.
In all honesty if I take my entire life into account, I really shouldn't care if he fucking dies. For some reason I am quite saddened however, I'm not really sure why though.
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>>34240870
>CONT
I got a casual job the other day and its the first time in years he seemed happy although it was short lived. Honestly the only happy memories I have of my father is the fact he brought me up on video games and we would always play together, to this day he still spends all his time playing and so do I. I think I will struggle a lot playing video games as they will remind me of him.
I'm honestly not sure wether to be glad that he will die or not, I know that in general you should never be happy about a family member passing away but I often see these things differently. Any time anything bad happens around me instead of being depressed often I am quite excited as its finally an eventful thing happening but I'm not sure what to think of this.
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>>34240870
Hey anon, that's good. That means you have a heart buried underneath it all, you're still alive somewhere deep down there.
Just cry man, get yourself a towel and unleash. Be kind to your dad in his final moments, say everything you need to say. reflect on your childhood and what he taught you, even a bad father you can learn things from. good luck anon
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>>34240870
>>34240957
>CONT
Its not like I can be glad about inheriting anything either, he has no money, rents and has nothing of worth to leave me really. I don't really have that much to be sad about either considering I will no longer be emotionally abused by him at every point. I wont even truly be missing a father figure as he's not really one to begin with. His constant emotional blackmail and anger towards me will be gone, but his minimal presence in my life overall will also be gone.
I am honestly just typing this all out to try to make sense of it to myself but I'm really not getting much out of it. A life changing event that I could wish for yet now its finally here I don't know what to think or what to feel, I'm not sure wether I should try to stop him and force him to take the medication/force him into hospital or if I should just let things run their course and let him die. I'm not sure if I would regret letting him die as much as I would regret letting him live.
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You can fuck her anytime you want but there are conditions... 2017-01-18 05:43:16 Post No.34240848
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You can fuck her anytime you want but there are conditions...
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>Every time you fuck her there will be a sextape of it and it will become viral.
>but the tape will be first sent towards your family/friends.
>You cannot in anyway hide your face.
>She is obedient and will do whatever degenerent thing you ask.
>Outside of sex, your private life with her will remain private.
So my fellow tranny worshipping robots, will you accept the deal?
Dubs=what trump would also say.
Trips=what Obama would also say.
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>>34240848
Not fucking. There you go.
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i dont have any friends still wouldn't because manface is there a cuter trap option?
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>>34241077
>Manface
But Dat ass doe
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>Teen girls giggling, and pointing at you at the mall
What's the deal dammit, I'm a bit chubby but not enough to actually stand out from the crowd and I try to dress as inconspicuously as possible too.
Guess I have some sort of glowing NEET aura they notice no matter what.
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They're laugh at you because they can read your mind.
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>>34240840
Or maybe it just seems so because maybe they can see that I'm nervous. I tend to walk way faster than other people, hunch over subconciously and glance around fast and stuff.
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>>34240956
If you're aware of it why do you do it?
If I discover a potentially embarrassing nervous habit I immediately force myself to stop. That's how I'm able to stay undercover.
So I blew literally all of my money on cocaine this weekend. Spent more than 600 hundred UK pounds in total ($700).
I kept picking up little bags, redosing every half hour, thinking "just one more hit".
Now I'm broke, won't be able to pay my bills/rent, and I've never felt worse in my life.
What would r9k do?
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get more
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>>34240620
>What would r9k do?
not do coke in the first place because it's a shit tier drug
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>600 hundred UK pounds in total ($700)
W-wait what?!
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Oh, hello there weebcuck. Say, you look a bit down. What's the matter? Are you sad because life will never be like your animes. It's a shame that anime attracts men who are timid snd struggle socially. It seems cruel to lure in people who have no life and get them hooked on pretty waifus to ease their loneliness, charismatic men to pretend to be, and flashing colors with fast movement to soothe their autism. To show them a world they literally CANNOT have and make them crave it.
Aaaaanyway, weebcuck. I don't know what that's like. I watch western animation, objectively the best animation. None of those problems. Just funny jokes, compelling stories and beautiful artwork.
Where are you going, weebcuck? Time for another episode of Kini Noturu no Bababooey Ginju? You just can't help yourself, can you?
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>>34240554
name a single good western cartoon that started in the past 3 years.
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>>34240602
Orignevada
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>>34240641
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Today in uni i bought some coffee, the coffee container is next to the hot water for tea container. Both basically huge 500L thermos. My hipster thermos mug is dirty from drinking chocolate milk from it this morning, I see the boiling hot water and get an idea. I fill my thermos mig with 1/3 hot water, put the lid on and start shaking, at the third shake my thermos lid flies off in a violent explosion. boiling water is thrown in a 6 feet radius, cutie that was next to me getting coffee gets splashed with boiling water. She screams in agony, people start turning towards me. Hear people whisper
>He threw boiling water on her face
>maybe he's a jelly ex bf
>hey leta call the cops
I quickly fill my cup with hot coffee and run off as I hear chair legs scrape against the wooden floor as Alpha males rise to confront me.
Before I left I whispered "Domo Arigato" to the girl that I assaulted. Maybe the cops will hunt for a Japanese man instead.
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So what happened after you ran off? Did you mean to splash her with boiling water?
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nigga looks like an oblivion character lmao
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>>34240544
Even if you explain that to the cops they won't believe you because they will have statement from multiple people saying it appeared you purposely threw hot water on her.
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Tej sily nie powstrzymaja!
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jak leci ananiasze
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>>34240559
ja juz nie mam sily i checi do pracy. najchetniej siedzialbym w domu i nic nie robil.
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>>34240659
ja siedze w domu i nic nie robie i wcale nie jestem przez to szczesliwszy
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have you taken the bogpill yet, /r9k/?
https://vid.me/wkuE
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>>34240442
bogpill sounds like a turd.
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>>34240442
stop this stupid shitposting
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>>34240518
rothschild scum please go
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Are women worth having around? 2017-01-18 05:19:28 Post No.34240402
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Are women worth having around?
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Answer honestly.
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Good women are.
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>>34240402
>>34240423
On the same page, I think some women are indeed cut above the average female mold, making them original and interesting to hang out with.Most of them are garbage not even worth looking at though, so finding one is hard as fuck.
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>>34240402
imagine a womans personality in a fat ugly mans body.
would you still want to be around them?
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EU wants to give robots rights 2017-01-18 05:18:49 Post No.34240389
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EU wants to give robots rights
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Say goodbye to your robot waifu
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The EU won't survive this decade.
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>>34240389
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING LIBERALKEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34240389
>daily mail
intothetrash.tiff
>tfw no bf
:c
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>>34240274
Can I cum all over your face? Pls respond
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>crass poster in the background
I wish this wasn't bait
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Do you like black guys? Oregano