Oh hey there cleancucks! I'm just enjoying all the free time I have now that I don't wash.
What's that? It only takes you 5 minutes to wash yourself in the morning? Well, let's do some maths. So that's 35 minutes lost out of your week. Wow! Almost as bad as wagecucks.
That's 30 hours lost in the year! Over a day sunk just to appease social standards...
So say you live 80 years, that's over three months of your entire life sunk!
Anyway, I'm going to go bang my gf (who isn't a shallow whore and doesn't care that I don't wash). Keep mindlessely following society cleancucks!
truly a new low
Groan. Nothing funny or clever about this lame bait.
>>34242358
>>34242365
kek, spotted the cleancucks
oh shit, it's been an hour without bathing! you better hope into the shower now since society tells you to
>mfw get invited to a normie party
>>34242273
Have fun drinking 11$ vodka mixed with store brand sprite and watching 15 girls flock around one dude while you pet the dog
>>34242292
>mfw weeb neckbeard says i won't get pussy
>>34242273
i wouldve said anything if this guy (liberal use of the term) >>34242292 hadnt said anything but..
enjoy picking which circle of people youve never met before to try to relate to, following your one friend you know there around the whole time, or standing alone against the wall in the corner holding the same one drink you started with 3 hours ago.
feels horrible
>>34242257
Is ayy lmao going through a period of depression?
it's all about personality anyway
>>34242257
>that
>attractive
Here's what a real man looks like. What you posted is nothing but a sissified numale cuckboi.
I just read a few comments on social media by some baby boomers giving advice to someone who graduated in the top 10% of his class from a reputable engineering program.
Now I have no way to verify this kid's credentials but what struck me is how similar the arguments they were throwing at the kid were to the arguments they were throwing at liberal arts graduates only 10 years ago: "You shouldn't feel so entitled to a job. This is such a spoiled generation. You should have picked a different major with safer job prospects. You should have known this could happen to the oil prices!"
I still remember only 3-4 years ago how uni graduates were being criticised for Not moving to the Alberta oil fields and now only a few years later they're being criticised for getting a degree in chemical engineering.
One question that hasn't been asked enough is why do these boomers feel so entitled to social security payments and a stable retirement? Besides, who do these Boomers think is going to pay into their social security ponzi scheme?
>"But, but, I paid into the system, man. The system owes me!"
Yeah and this kid paid into the education system and now he has a mountain of nondischargeable student debt which he owes to a bunch of faceless school administrators.
One thing's for certain, it's going to be interesting which ponzi scheme implodes first, the education system or social security
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-21/baby-boomers-increasingly-having-social-security-checks-garnished-cover-student-loan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpwAOHJsxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mxWv5QNbQc
>>34242233
I agree and like your way of thinking but I'm sorry to tell you: this thread will vanish. It's not about feels, tfw no gf, normies, chads and stacys or traps but rather about discussion of interesting topics. Too intelligent for r9k
>>34242423
I wasn't sure where this thread fit. I might try re-posting this somewhere else if it doesn't gain any traction. I don't post here that often but I thought a lot of people on here might relate to this topic.
I might post this thread on a forum with a lot of boomers to see if they have any good counterarguments.
>>34242423
I mean also pretty much everyone here will agree with you so there's that as well
any femanons here tryna get some stinky NEET dick?
i am 5.5" x 3.5" but i swear i will make u cum
>>34242190
femanons are a meme, anon
aint no femanons here anon
just me
i will eat all of yalls dicks
>>34242190
hey bic boi
lemme get that dick in my mouth
Why are you all so traumatized of not having a gf?
Just pay a whore and get rid off your virginity so you can stop thinking about it. No one cares literally.
>>34242154
>>Just pay a whore and get rid off your virginity
how would that solve my problem, idiot
im not
most people fell for the masturbation is healthy meme and are now mentally cucked
>>34242154
Need Entertainment Ent.
anyone else doing construction
Just a question for a construction worker, I'd like to know if there's a reason why the company building an on-ramp near my house only operates the pile driver at night.
I'd like to get into asbestos/mold removal. Any robots know I can begin to pursue this?
what are you building anon?
What do girls consider boyfriend material?
Depends on the girl, you dumb cunt.
You need these things
1. huge penis
2. alot of money
3. unstableness, like you could snap at any moment, possibly violent. threatening like you are walking on egg shells.
4. absuive verbally, constantly having fights then making up again, slowly whittle away their self esteem
5. extreme jealously, controlling and manipulative. dont let any of their friends or family be with her
6. must make the girl feel sorry for you somehow
7. alpha male, with a soft side, looking cool in public and then showing ur soft affectionate side with her at home to make her feel like only she knows that side of you
8. get to know ur girls senpai, that really locks you in. knowing family makes ties so strong
9. be someone she can use to get shit down like building shit around the house or doing jobs for her friends or family to make it appear as if you are useful
that pretty much does it!
>>34242030
You, OP.
Originapfjwef3
Are we wrong?
Why do seemingly uglier, poorer, talentless guys find true love and happiness? Did we just make a mistake somewhere along the line?
No, we just are a mistake somewhere arond the line.
did he overplay his hand?
it's his cousin
Should I join the Army guys?
An Army recruiter just contacted me.
I told him I'd talk to him next week.
No
Hell no
Go away, original comment thing
>>34242052
Why not?
Originally Original content
Do it, kill those sand niggers
How often would you cum on Mexichan's face if she was your gf, /r9k/?
>cumming outside of her body
GAAAY
>>34241934
fucking american, i got 30 kids my friend
>>34241934
Mexicans are extremely fertile. You would knock her up immediately if you came inside her.
How do robots study? Most of you seem to have mood disorders and ADD, how do you manage to go well at uni anyway?
Are you all on drugs?
>>34241881
I just know that if i do not study i will end up working a shit job for the rest of my life and that is motivation enough to keep doing the best that i can
i don't do well
>tfw 3 exams over the course of 5 days next week and i have barely started
they dont
real robots either never go or simply drop out before first year is over.
Yes or no?oregano
>>34241845
Sure, why not? As long as it's not a total skullet
She's not complaining.
>>34241939
She's still not complaining.
>Take everyone's advice from here to act like an assertive dominant Chad when asking my oneitis out
>Literally try my best to act like an asshole
>She replies with this when I ask her out
What the fuck is this bullshit? I tried to act "alpha" as you all told me to act, and yet she barely gave me a response. Nty means no thank you, by the way. I don't get it, though. What did I do wrong? And does she hate me? Pls help.
She knows what you look like.
There's the flaw in your plan. Should have looked like Chad.
This is a good oportunity for a "fake chad profile in tinder" thread
>>34241795
>uhm nvm, soz
>if you get my drill
Is anyone here not sexually deviant in any way? Like your only real fantasy is pleasant consensual sex with an attractive member of the opposite sex?
Someone bring up that fetish chart. I got atleast 2 in every category all the way to the turbo underworld degenerate shit.
>almost never fap over regular sex with a nice girl since I was about 15
>feeling horny one day, time to bang one out
>decide to not be a degenerate for a change and try to get off only on the thought of regular sex
>friend is married to a really nice and sexy girl who was at least a bit interested in me before they got together
>easily the best woman I may have ever had a chance with so she is a prime candidate
>I'm imagining fucking her but my mind keeps needing to come up with some scenario to make it feasable since she is married to my friend
>eventually end up with an elaborate scheme where I rape her in such a way that there is plausable deniability that she may have wanted it so she can't tell anyone, and she unwillingly starts to enjoy it while being overwhelmed by fear and shame
>find it really hot and come fast
>well that didn't exactly go to plan
since then I have pretty much accepted that my fantasies will always be sick and twisted
I don't know why so many virgins here develop these weird fetishes. I'm 26 and the only thing I've ever really been able to get off to is the idea of impregnating women.