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>tfw no stinky and hairy pit gf
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I hate myself for being into grotesque shit but I can't help it my dicks just turns to diamond at the thought of dirty, hairy, fat girls
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>>34244760
So is this a turn on for you anon? Or more extreme stuff is?
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>>34244924
Yea basically a girl that doesn't take care of herself is a turn-on for me. It's so degenerate but I just go full diamond from flab, body hair, and bad hygiene
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>tfw born in a 3rd world arab shithole
>poor as shit
>can never afford cool online games like western guys do
>can never afford travelling around the world like western guys do
>can never live somewhere nice and green, instead stuck in a barren desert
Share your feels brobots.
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>>34243545
I hope trump and putin bomb your entire race into extinction.
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>>34243561
but tupin likes us anon.
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>>34243545
Is that a list of your goals?
>tfw no autonomous wealth
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Mommy was having severe chest pains
and could barely breathe so she called the ambulance. I think she was just being whiny, but whatever. The EMTs loaded her on to the
gurney and asked if I wanted to ride with them. I laughed in their faces, I mean how did they not know it was my cummy time? Like I'm going to interrupt that to go to some stupid hospital! Anyways, now I am so hungee and I wants my tendies, but bitch mommy is still in the ER. I do not want to walk up all the steppy steps again, and I have no idea how to use the microwave or oven anyways. I'm just a little boy, only 37 years old, all alone here. Should I call 911 for myself?
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>>34243528
Would you like me to help you out and walk you through using the microwave? I am pretty good at using microwaves.
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>>34243735
Yes, please. It says on the tendie bag they most be deforested first, what does that mean?
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>>34243938
Sorry I was confused by "deforested" . I think you mean defrosted. Try placing the bag under some hot water for a bit.
I don't think you guys are trying hard enough, show me times where you tried to make conversation and that dumb roastie didn't give you the time of day.
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>he thinks I have female friends to send messages to
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>>34243655
This. I don't use Facebook or anything so there is no way for me to contact roasties unless it's face to face.
You can see the look in their eyes as you approach them in any way, like they're afraid you might say something to them and need to respond.
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>>34243522
That was a terribly cringy and retarded attempt tho...
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Wie sieht euer Abend aus, Roboter?
Warum seid ihr traurig?
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>>34243519
if poles can talk polish neither can you german so fuck off
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>>34243519
>tfw lived 9 months in Germany and never met a qt german gf
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>>34243646
Are you latino? I had 2 drooling over me because latino fever
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Anyone else /neverposts/ here?
I've been on 4chan for years and I must've posted only 5 times in total, and every time I did I regretted doing so and sometimes I still feel bad about something stupid I posted a year ago.
>tfw to anxious for an anonymous autismo chinese cartoon site
also have some porn I guess because I don't have any reaction images
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I find posting on here more intimidating yet pointless than i do talking to strangers in public.
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You do realize posting here is anonymous and literally nobody knows you or remembers anything you said? That's why it's fucking great. It's a blank slate every time you want to say something.
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>>34243494
I remember all 5 of your shitty posts, you fucking shitposter. You should be ashamed of yourself
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I decided to quit fapping on 2017, but after 9 days, I failed. My record was 24 days, but I didn't see any changes, except becoming even more anxious. While I was researching on how to quit it, I found the NoFap subleedit where the people claim to have gained superpowers after they stopped fapping. Is it true? Can you shoot lasers from your anus and cotton candy from your dick if you don't fap for three months? Is this just a meme propagated by that website so they can make money (yes, they have a paid "recovering" plan)? Help me on this robrots.
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>>34243478
Jack it again.
It always feels better the second time.
First nut is just a hassle.
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>>34243478
no porn will probably be better for you
basically, fapping is fine as long as it's not a daily thing. Every 3-5 days should be good enough, just try to use your imagination or a picture if possible.
Cutting porn altogether makes that a bit easier.
I've improved a bit socially, but that's also because I've been making efforts to improve myself outside of just jacking off.
Best advice is to think of it this way - try to find a hobby or way to improve yourself, and use the time you would spend rubbing one off to work towards that goal.
No-fap can help, but don't expect it to be the magic cure to whatever you feel is afflicting you.
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You don't need to quit, just cut down, i find i am more interested in being social and motivated when i just do it once a week. Plus it feels better.
But if i do it every day i get lazy and feel like i can't be bothered, i think it's dopamine related but everyone's different and some won't be affected.
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daily audrey thread
i told you guys
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>>34243447
and planes, i didn't forget
identify it for me and get a (you)
it's wwii i know
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>>34243476
shoot sorry
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I worship Lauren Bacall desu
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Hey, I just have a few questions about hygiene. I've been confused about these things all my life and I want them cleared up.
1. How are you supposed to clean up after yourself after you take a shit? What is the proper and most efficient way? I always just wipe with moist toilet paper, but it still feel it's not entirely clean, you know? I don't know how to describe it, but you can feel that there's still shit there, and I'm afraid of reeking like shit afterwards.
2. What's the best way to combat genital region stench? I shower every other day, but I can't seem to shake off a smell of urine and cum. I masturbate regularly, but into a paper towel, so I'm not realy sure where the stench is coming from. Is it normal?
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>>34243441
I shower after every shit
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>>34243441
is that a real stock image picture
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>>34243457
Is that the only way to rid them smell?
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>that kid that would always get up in middle of class to sharpen his pencil just to waste time
>that kid who always disrespected the teacher with no consequences
>that kid who got yelled at by the teacher who was finally done with his shit
This was all me.
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>>34243439
>sharpen his pencil just to waste time
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>that kid that would always get up in middle of class to sharpen his pencil just to waste time
hey this was me too.
i'd try see if I could get a perfect shaving that didn't break, see how long I could get it, etc.
shit was cash
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>that kid who bust a nut on the stall door in the restroom
>that kid who screamed nigger on the bus and was attacked by wiggers
>that kid who's mom called in a bomb threat because he was feeling sick
None of these were me
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I bought tickets for the Distant Worlds Final Fantasy Orchestra performance.
Looking for a robot to join me since I have an extra ticket.
You'd have to be there around 7-8 o'clock. Newark NJ.
Reminder ticket is free and the company is too. You'd just have to drag yourself there.
If you're interested throwaway email is fine for contact.
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>>34243433
>meeting irl
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>>34243433
I would come over and get raped and or killed... Buuut I live in europe and flights to the US are fucking 300$ (One way)
I hope that you'll find someone else to have fun with.
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>>34243859
I guarantee I'm not a rapist. I don't need an address they just have to meet m le by the entrance or by the ticket sellers even a food stand.
I hope someone comes too.
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Fat feels thread, discussion of hot pockets is banned.
How did you get fat?
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>>34243397
My mother never taught me what portions were growing up and by the time I realized I was unhealthy I was already mid 20s and 400lbs
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>>34243500
You can always change for the better
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>>34243500
>I blame my mother for not teaching me things my own stomach no doubt told me on multiple occasions that I simply ignored because I'm a fat piece of shit
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I was allowed to bring my frog into the OR, but my nurses decided to dress him up first. Most teenagers are embarrassed to be treated like a chile, but I quite enjoy it!
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>>34243365
I'm not sure where to place this pic in my fap folder. Got more?
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Nice blog entry.
Never post on this website ever again
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>chile
Wish you well oh pee
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>a really close friend whom I talk with will be away for 1 week
>we talk everyday
>gonna miss him a lot
>he will start to wageslave soon after it
>will more than likely get lonely af
how does lonely anons deal with this? fapping and vidya wont be enough
he's really a great dude
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someone please respond, this week will be rough, i'll dump more pictures
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Use coping skills, that's how.
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>>34243556
please give me tips, anon
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I just got home from giving blood. I don't want to disrupt my routine, should I still masturbate?
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>>34243316
yes cult Bryce Bender brig
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only morons give blood. the red cross is just going to turn around and sell your blood your $700 to a hospital and keep the money.
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>>34243418
i gave the blood to a testing service