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What happened to Connie? Does she still post here?
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>>38955183
I think he committed suicide. It was some dude from Canada.
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>>38955183
he succumbed to my anal sex insinutaions
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>>38955262
I need more information on this. I liked her/him. How did this person end up getting doxxed, if that's what happened?

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Like my new hat?
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>>38955147
shave your fucking arms jesus
the answer is no btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
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Fat women are a disgrace
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>>38955147
finally a relevant chance to post this

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Dear Anna,

I miss you.

Do you miss me too? Or am I being way too hopeful?

Shit, you've probably forgotten me already.

No one will ever take your place.

It's been a long time since I've heard from you, and I probably won't hear from you again, but I really hope you are doing okay.
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Also E

I know what you stole
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Dear B,

I know we haven't talked in awhile but expect a small claims suit for the money you owe me.
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Dear person who keeps making these threads, you need to get over Anna, you're being a beta bitch cuckold and its really sad to see.

Have you ever saw a video of yourself just being? Like not during perfomance or some shit, but just acting like you normally do.

Holy shit it was a fucking eye opener to me. Ive been to a house party at a friends, but just sat around drinking and talking. Some guy was going around with a gopro and plenty minutes of myself was recorded too.

All that fucking tics, constantly doing some shit with my hands, constantly straightening my back or stretching shoulders, it all looked so damn annoying and cringey and wanted to punch myself.
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>>38955125
Listening to my voice on a recording device is painful for me. I never realized how fucking beta and flat my voice sounds
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>>38955125
yes. this shit is 100x worse when you're fat too.
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I have thought about this subject a few times. Sometimes I wonder how people perceive me on a daily basis, so I wonder how it would be to observe myself from a drones birds eye view. I don't think I could handle to watch myself through the span of a whole day, it would uncover so much autistic shit about myself I'm normally to ignorant to acknowledge.

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I'm into Asian chicks, but they're so fucking boring.
Anyone else knowing this feel?
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never had the pleasure to talk to one so i don't know
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>>38955123
Au contraire: Every Asian-American chick I've run into has been as pushy, snippy, and passive aggressive as hell. No thanks.
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>>38955123
Yeah except I'm into guys and they are also boring.

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Why do guys want to save girls? My boyfriend is a normie and thinks he can help me with the power of love or something
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Actually he thinks he can help you with the power of his dick.

But yeah, guys pretty much exist to save girls and fuck them so it's hard to resist.
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>>38955048
What's the logic behind that though?
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>>38955033
It's a stupid meme that we've all been indoctrinated into from our earliest days, this "love conquers all" nonsense. Relationships don't fix anything; rather, you have to have your shit together before you can realistically support one, or at least be well underway to doing so because it's going to be somewhat one-sided until you do.

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There is a girl that I like and I'm wondering if I might stand a chance?

>follows me around sometimes
>giggles when I do something shy or beta like
>once told me "I don't have a gag reflex"
>when sitting next to me, she sits so close that our legs touch. (Even when there is space for her to move over)

What do, robots? How can a girl like a beta such as me?

Pic is sort of unrelated
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I don't know how to tell you this any better than the "you must be 18+ to post here" disclaimer, so try "get the fuck off this board"
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>>38955017
And you would know my age how?
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>>38955017
Anon, I'm sure the majority of robots are either under 18, or worthless betas.

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>have a PhD from fucking Harvard
>people on the internet still don't take you seriously because you're ugly

is lookism real?
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Why do you think the fedora neckbeard meme was invented? You discredit the person by simply implying they're ugly.
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is this the guy that got fired from google?
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>>38954973
You can just tell from his face this guy is a scumbag.

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Does this turn you on? Where can you find more material of couples taking it up the ass together?
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>>38954965
>Does this turn you on?
>Bull has a stubby uncut little dink
No, not really.
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>>38954965
I'd like to find more if these as well!
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>>38954991
Even though it's not very big, it still makes sense for the bull to be uncut so he can get more pleasure out of the sex. The cuck should be cut since his dick is worthless anyway. Circumcision is literally a mark of humiliation and submission, jews say so.

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Why do blacks tend to be more immature and juvenile?
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>>38954824
Because melatonon productions in blacks equals triple the amount of stocks in normal space travel galleries

Its fucking corporate corruption and undocumented workers from Mexico slowing down the earth's natural bio-rytms.

Yesterday i met this faggot who claimed to ve fucking BIOGENDER!!!
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Because monkeys haven't fully evolved.
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>>38954824
Lack of fathers. It's due to them either being deadbeats or being arrested for something, idk

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What's the best way to take advantage of women to get the sex?
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>>38954820
Rape, of course. Easiest method too
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>>38954845
Yeah but that's too much work and you risk getting in trouble.
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>>38954820
have money in the bank

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>get gf
>get casual job
>have money, companionship and sex
>still depressed, awkward, zero confidence and hate myself more everyday

It will never end robots ill never be happy i wasn't happy alone and i'm not happy with a gf and money. I don't know what to do anymore i'm so tired time just keeps going and going without end in sight.
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that's one chubby megumin
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why hasn't kip drawn anything in ages
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>>38954806
>all these normies making threads about their normie problems
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a troll.

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Robots, I think I'm on my way out of this hell we're all living.
>work at pic related
>meet qt coworker
>she's a pure little Christian preacher's daughter
>shooting bantz at each other for a while since we're both pretty good at our job
>suddenly she starts coming up to ME and making bantz
>does it regularly enough for me to realize she's into me
>totally want to ask her out, robots tell me to use a normalfag classic
>"This place sucks lol let's go somewhere fun after"
>never got courage to do it, a week passes
>she just got promoted to shift manager
>shift managers can't be in relationships with subordinates
>of course we could keep it secret but who knows
>she probably won't risk her new position
>say fuck it and decide I'm still gonna go for it, if I had to I could move stores
>realize I don't know where to ask her to go
>first thought was a bar, but then I remember she's only 20 and even if she was 21 Jesus would probably stop her from drinking
>movie dates are shit tier since you can't talk and anyway nothing's playing right now
>and now the cute Christcuck guy who was gone all summer is back, probably a better match for her

Is it over? Did I miss my chance? If I didn't what should I ask her to do? I don't have much knowledge of her hobbies but we live in a boring shithole.
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She got a promotion. She isn't going to date some lower wage cuck like you.
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>>38954805
She makes a whopping $2 more an hour than I do. Hardly worth any elitist behavior.
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>>38954784
Just Google first date ideas. I've never been on one but here's some off the top of my head
>pool
>beach
>some kind of 1-on-1 sport, tennis maybe?
>nature hike
>bowling alley
>museum
>zoo
>shopping?

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Operation trigger roasties.

Find a roastie complaining about "depression". Women can't actually feel depression so it's just a call for attention.

Comment on their social media post with "You're not really depressed because women can't be depressed."

Watch the meltdown ensue.
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>>38954760
>having social media
>having female friends on social media
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>>38954760
>be at grocery store yesterday
>buying coffee filters cause im out
>attractive roastie is checking my items out
>takes fucking forever, avoids looking directly at me. Obviously creeped out
>customer behind me offers to take my groceries for an umbrella
>outside a golden retriver fucking SHILLS me in public so i forget my groceries
>roastie is there when it ry to go back
>go home and contemplate suicide
>no coffee filters
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OP is not depressed. He's just a bitter virgin.

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This thread better be VERY comfy, or there will be consequences edition
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Bang on 500

Nice timing bro
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Second for strange feelings as a kid when I first watched this

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>>38954798
I used to pair up members of various girl bands.
Kimberly being a total sub to Cheryl in Girls Aloud for example.

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