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Bunch of different shit desu anon.
I hate saying it because I sound like the "hurrr my tastes are soooo eclectic" tryhard but eh

>>34246867
Ape tunes.

>>34246904
What this guy said, ive listened to music everyday since i was 10 or so, liked alot of different genres found alot of diferent music i enjoy.

>>34246802
are bill and ted cool in person?

>>34246813
They're not thirteen, so they aren't.

>>34246880
>Not respondingwith a question

Lifelong NEET detected.

>>34246795
is your gf singer in a goth/minimal wave band?

>>34246811
nope, she is a student and works at a sandwich shop

does she take it up the ass?

aryan girl / african - afroamerican

>>34246778
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL is the worst

>>34246778

They all do, OP:

> Me without that qt asian girl
> Me without that pharaonic black girl
> Me without that bollywood Desi

My life is made of rage, if they put a plug in my ass I would be the real alternative to coal and oil.

>>34246714
as long as you wash your hoodies now and then and your jeans aren't too baggy you'll be fine

>>34246714
Fuck, well I guess I am an autist too.

>>34246753
what about green jeans and vans, they're the only pair i like and that fit well

Have you read a William Gibson novel?

Why would this surprise you? Dipshit

>>34246698
Gibson is a leftist cuck

>>34246727
Neuromancer, but I got more of an anarch vibe than left.

>>34246666
>implying sex and gender are two different things
I'll bump for you, Satan.

>my wife
>didnt because ive been too tired working late
>male
>sex is same as gender, doofus

>>34246666
Im male
I dont really care about it and its too much work for too little reward

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you ask, "we can tell each other anything, right?"...
"right"
"i'm starting to feel ways about you"

that is a lie. you haven't just started. this is the kind of love that only a shitty teenager can spend years coming up with. maybe when your chemicals are all balanced in your 20s or 30s, you'll feel better, but right now your life is hers. its razor love homie and it cuts deep... needles to say she's shocked, but you wont touch needles because you've already gotten drunk enough to know that substance abuse is bad, mkay

anyways, there it goes, the sound of silence, she hasn't hung up or anything, you guess she cared enough about you to let it have an impact or something. four or five seconds feel like forever, every element in the periodic table is running through your bloodstream, feelings are fuckin AMPLIFIED and shit and you could just flatline right then and there. there you are, lying down in your teenage bed, a chunk of metal pressed against your face waiting for it to spit out some kind of sound.

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she speaks

"you know, i mean, like, we,"... she's just as scared to hurt me as i am
of being hurt.. "you're one of my closest friends, and i honestly love having you in my life and we've been through so much together and im just not looking for a relatio-"... you've already clued in, she doesn't feel like you do, so you stop her mid sentence with a weak ass "thats alright". but things wont be alright, you'll spend the next two hours on the phone telling her exactly how you feel and she'll spend the next two hours trying to justify staying friends, but you keep asking yourself if that's really possible. you both agree that its only awkward if we make it awkward. i mean, you'll just keep playing yourself. you tell her that you'll see her tomorrow, you hang up... you managed to keep some string of thought together for most of the night, but the second you hang up you just lie there for hours on end doing nothing. you're too defeated to cry about it, that will happen later. this is the loss edit, but there was nobody else in the panels except for yourself. class happens the next day, she's late, like always, and you find yourself worrying like you used to. are you still allowed to feel this way? she walks in, and sits next to you. you the first to speak. "sorry about last night, i--" and she interjects with a worried look... "do you hate me?".

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you probably read that there's five stages of grief... the first being denial. you tell her that you don't hate her, not because you don't, but because you feel as if you still have a chance. the next stage is anger, you'll try to convince yourself you hate her just to get her out of your mind. then comes bargaining, where you start texting each again at 3 in the morning to share more playlists, but it just doesnt feel the same. then there's depression, you just cry and vent to anyone who will listen. this will be the longest stage, it will suck for you and your friends who will put up with your whining. you stay home, she goes out, you start the self loathing even though you've done nothing wrong. you start getting anxious, and every little thing she does comes back to kick your heart in the dick. you start begging for the fifth stage, acceptance, but it eludes you. you just wait for the day someone at your side says "there, she is gone!" without feeling like losing it. you convince yourself you're not loved at all. you stop looking both ways before you cross the street.

>>34246606
No, Shinji's just a faggot who can't take a hint and has to let Asuka do it for him.

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Is Shinji perhaps /ourguy/?

>>34246606
yeah
real original stuff m8

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>>34246539
>parent
>robot

Chose one as you can't be both. Being a parent sucks but not in a way that makes you a robot.

Get of this board you normie.

> One 4 years old beautiful daugther. She is my sun and ligth of my heart.
> She lives with his mother and grandparents at 600 km from where i work and live.
>i can see her 2 times a month, bc his mother is a bitch. Even tho i talk with her every day via line, phone or wastapp.
> one retarded adoptive son, of my actual GF. The lil fucker is hard core robot material a pee pee poo poo in the making.
> freeaking faggot how i hate him.
> my gf is now pregnant.

So i am hipoteticaly father of three.

>>34246539
HOW DO ANON?!?!?!?

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i just heard about that site yesterday, i was reading it all today its a pretty fun place

Am i supposed to know what lookism is?

>>34246618
bunch of "aesthetics" obsessed covert narcissists who try as hard as possible to be attractive, sadly there idea of attractive is retarded and they end up ugly anyway. its kinda sad, its like r9k the site that ruins you slowly.

>gf
Out, normie.

As for her "lying" to you, I can only say that we warned you.

Now fuck off

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Normie get out normie get out Normie get out normie get out Normie get out normie get out I am original Normie get out normie get out

Dead bedrooms are never a good sign OP. Best case scenario is that she just isn't attracted to you anymore, probably because you babied her and spent so much money on her. Worst case scenario she's cheating on you.

It's best to just break things off now before they get worse. If she's not attracted to you anymore that's the end of the road. Attraction cannot be bargained, either she wants to fuck you or she doesn't.

define queen

if she were around, she'd be ashamed to be here

no one wants to claim queen to this dreadful place

>>34246452
>Dose she even exist?
If she exists she is a roastie, so not our queen. Maybe if its a trap, but traps aren't cut out to be queens or kings.
Conclusion: it can only be a 2D pure waifu.

Eliza?

Emma Watson?

Marky? Everyone is going to have a different answer. We should scout candidates and do a strawpoll. I have to go with Emma Watson, Sam Hyde did a video on her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XJ_6bm4u4

In my case there is nothing for you to be curious about. I do not have any particular wants.

I just want some money nigga

>>34246303
Guys i am fuckin losing it here AAAAA

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>>34246614
Oh my god you fucking niggers reply to me RIGHT NOW

just play elysium