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What constitutes a slut?
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a femanon
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>>34247299
Someone who tends to engage in sexual acts on a repeated basis with multiple partners.
I personally don't see anything wrong with being a slut so long as you don't claim to be in a committed relationship. Then you're a whore, which is a whole different can of worms.
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>>34247299
A slut can mean many things to many people. To some its empowering. To others its endearing. To robots its revolting.
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>someone wishes me goodnight
>didn't even have a good day
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>>34247276
Good night, sleep tight
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>>34247276
you could always chop off your legs, and claim to be an Alaskan king crab
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>>34247294
Don't Iet the beddy bugs bite
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>will never have a cool sister to hang out and play TRPGs and video games and listen to music with
>will never have a cute sister to hug you and cheer you up when you feel immensely lonely and worthless
>will never have a younger sister to come to sleep in your bed and cuddle with you in the middle of the night
>will never have a younger sister to pat on the head and play with her hair and kiss on the cheek
>will never have an older sister to let you play with her boobs and feel her legs
>will never have an older sister to teach you new things and share hobbies with
I do have a younger sister, much younger than me, one that I love and want to protect, but I still have this fetish. I always wonder what it would be like to have a sister closer in age to where we would be able to share interests and spend a lot of time together that way, but maybe that wouldn't end up happening anyway, with all I've heard of people on here hating their sisters. Still.
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>>34247267
Older sisters are terrible. Self-centred cunt who gets triggered by the slightest thing. Got worse after going to uni as now no one else is allowed to have different opinions to her. She's not even hot.
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>>34247330
also they call you names and beat you for fun
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>>34247339
>>34247339
>average looking sister who berates you and beats you up for being inferior
What's wrong with this, anon?
anyone here have anxiety problems? Do you think you'd be able to find a girlfriend (or more easily fine one) if you got your anxiety taken care of?
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if getting drunk is anything like not having anxiety I could have a new gf every week if I didn't have social anxiety
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>>34247207
>Do you think you'd be able to find a girlfriend (or more easily fine one) if you got your anxiety taken care of?
no, because I'm a boring person and empty insideand my standards are way too high
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>>34247245
sounds like medication might help you . I noticed taking like .5mg of ativan on a date really helped with getting over the meeting someone you have no clue what theyre like part.
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>Hey there man! I couldn't help but notice lonely you looked by yourself on the beach, how bout' you come take a dip with me?
>Maybe afterwards we could hit the gym up together, or go to the bar and get a beer? What do you say bud?
What do you do?
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Run some current through that silicone so it ruptures and he is reminded how weak he really is
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>>34247191
Is that real muscle?
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dude your hella gay
get away
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>decide to start working out again today like I used to
>just some light exercise
>do 2 sets of dips, curls, and pushups
>suddenly can't manage 3 sets
>feel like I'm going to puke
>body starts to feel cold
>vision gets blurry
>have to hold back puking for like 10 minutes and can barely see my vision is so spotty
The fuck just happened?
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>>34247167
You're out of shape dude. I puke every time I've been away from it for more than a couple months.
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You're not as fit as you were, you can't do the same amount of exercise. Tone it down, you went too hard,
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>>34247167
Your heart is fucked
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is it normal to feel totally isolated in a crowded society? Why do i feel the need to wear a mask?
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>>34247165
Because no one cared who you were before
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>>34247165
And you might die if you take it off
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>>34247165
Basically, this many humans were never supposed to be in one place. It's a contingency that our evolution hasn't prepared many of us for.
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Even though the scenario will NEVER happen to any of you, say you found a girl you love, you start getting deep into conversation in each date, she then suggests to have sex. You guys rent a motel room, she pulls down her pants and a huge dick pulls out. What do you do next?
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Inform him that I am disgusted by his deceit and that he needs to seek professional help regarding his mental illness
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>>34247205
Only true answer to this desu.
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>>34247136
Pucker up and suck it
I gotta suck that dick, that's my baby girl
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>Someone reaches out to me online after years of me not having friends or talking to anyone my age in almost as long
>We become friends and talk almost every day
>Start to develop feelings but never tell her how I feel, I've never confessed to anyone before and I'm scared of having a relationship like that
>She eventually gets a boyfriend
>Say congratulations and wish her well, she still doesn't know how it really made me feel
>Cry so hard that my eyes are swollen for the next three days
>A few months later I'm showing my body online for praise and validation from gay fat fetishists because I don't feel like my body could appeal to anyone else
It could have been different
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>It could have been different
true
you could never have met her in the first place
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Madotsuki is the only love you need
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>>34247295
Well, that's true. I don't know if I'd be better off like that though.
>>34247342
But does she love me back?
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Anon, why do care so much about a girl's past? Don't you have your own past?
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Sasha is such a qt, would date despite her past
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>>34247112
>Don't you have your own past?
I don't
I barely do any shit
the darkest story I have is going to a bar, getting drunk and almost having a heart attack
now, I'm not sure if I'd be okay with dating a girl who's been going regularly to sizequeen orgies.yes, it has to do with penis size
it's not the "I want a virgin gf". but I would care if I'm going to date someone who cheated or was abusive, even if it's just to lower my expectations
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Gonna be honest, I am kind of a saint. I have basically made no mistakes that hurt other people.
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>Chad's get away with this
I saw this on an okc thread and i can't believe that this shit works for them.
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I do that regularly, don't see what's hard to believe
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>>34247070
I would fucking kill myself if I wrote that. For fucks sake.
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>>34247070
Not being autistic helps a lot senpai.
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Ask a guy standing in a very long line anything
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In a long ass line at uni to get some software for a computer science class ask me anything.
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>>34247048
>ask me anything.
Why are you such a fucking pleb?
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post pic of the line
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>>34247084
Nice pic will be adding this to my meme folder
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WHAT DO GUYS DO WHEN THEY LIKE A GIRL I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BUT I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HELP
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Sorry, I can't help you. I've never liked a girl.
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>>34247022
Get close to her. Try to find a common activity.
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>>34247022
First step: pick a girl to like
Second step: let that girl know you like her
Third step: ???
Last step: sex
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human trash thread
>what do you consider human trash?
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>>34246908
>people with more than 2 pets
>people with more than 2 allergies
>fat people that use a mobile vehicle insead of walking
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The soup vegetables that post regularly on /r9k/. Literally subhuman, but so, so funny.
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>>34246908
Non-whites
originally
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STOP
YOU HAVE TWO (2) CHOICES
>have your entire 4chan post history shown to everyone you have ever known
>also available for public record
OR
>confess your love to your oneitis/nearest female right now
WHAT DO YOU DO
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>dating my oneitis
Jokes on you fag
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>>34246892
Nope. My 4chan history is too embarrassing. I'd kill myself before that shit got public. I'll take the confession.
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>>34246892
>having a female of interest
Aside from my mother, and I don't love her, so that'd be the confession. That I don't. Better show everyone the history I guess, just because that'd be funnier.