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>>34247972
Wouldn't it be incredibly contradictory? Think about it.

>>34248007
Some believe the suffering they experienced should be minimalized in the future.

>>34247972
Id like to see it happen anywhere in the world, see how it turns out. Have "classes" of humans and so on. Id be willing to die or get castrated if i were deemed useless.

>>34247952
Why is everyone so obsessed with /pol/? Is that all you guys talk about?

>>34247952
13 or 14. Man those guys were dumb and hanging around them would have fucked up my then developing mind

>>34247952
20. Memes were really funny but I figured I don't actually want to genocide anyone.

>>34247948
Trannies and normies:
>Lust driven.
>Into deluded normie culture.
>Normies defend and protect them.
>Praised on normie TV.
>Spend their time deceiving everyone they meet.
>Attentionwhore online.
>Overly obsessed with looks being what makes a person a person.
>Seldom find a tranny that doesn't have a library of nudes or semi nudes online.
>Drama ridden.
>Oh woe is me, entirely self damaged.
>Delusional and function on feelings.
>Desperate for societal approval.

The list goes on.

>>34247948
How much longer will robots continue to deny that we belong here more than they do?

>>34247948
As if belonging here would be some kind of achievement

>>34247934
Why is this quote something to be sarcastic about, OP?

>>34247934
He's not wrong, but IMO it's a personality/mentality thing.


Personally I couldn't give two fucks about having a relationship. I want to own a goddamn tank one day and I'm sure as hell not getting that from a relationship. But there's people who practically collapse after going so long without any contact.

yea. marry ur cousin too

Causality dictates your past, present and future

>>34247885
My autism does.

>>34247885
No. In the past I sat at home playing video games and fapping and shit posted on 4chan. And I continued this for years and years and now. One day I suddenly became the CEO of a multibillion dollar company

So you see. One's past has no influence on your future. So no you don't need to work hard or apply yourself. Things just magically happen by themselves.

Melatonin+antihistamine

Puts me to sleepp

Pull an all nighter, stay up until 9pm the next day, dose yourself with sleeping pills, force yourself up at 5am then at 9pm dose yourself again

I've worked jobs with shift work where I only get 2-3 days to adjust to a new sleep schedule so I became used to it

You have a couple of weeks, what's the problem?

>sleep at 4 AM, wake up at 1 PM
>tomorrow you sleep at 3 AM, wake up at 12 AM
>next day you sleep at 2, wake up at 11
>repeat as needed

Are you sure you can handle a job if you have trouble with something this stupid?

>>34247771
what the fucks your probIem dude

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Tfw too stupid to manipulate people.

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>tfw easily manipulated

I've met Ben Folds.

>>34247750
How was it? He seems a little stuck-up but it'd be nice to hear he's actually a cool guy.

>>34247703
that song makes me tear up. delet this.

>>34247651
>"come have sex with me, anon"
>"no"

>>34247690
Are you serious. I fucked up that bad?


God fucking dammit,

>>34247714
The "do my homework for me" guy never gets laid for it. You did good on this one.

>>34247597
>invite has expired

get your shit together mang

>>34247597
I will only join if there's a guaranteed r9k gf waiting for me.

Since OP has fucked this up I can make a server if people are interested

>>34247590

Everyone loves doggos you fucking nimrod.

>>34247590
dogs dont complain, they are eager to please and can be cute and adorable

I don't understand the fixation with dogs generally. They're machines for noisily turning money into shit. Literally.

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>>34247588
Losing your virginity is kind of like a coming of age thing that were all suppose to experience, and were suppose to experience it when were quite young. Being rejected from this experience to the point where you reach an age where its weird to still be a virgin hurts your self esteem in a very major way, especially if you have also never had a girlfriend. It makes you feel like a failure of a human.

So its not so much about the act of sex and thinking "I want have sex so bad because it will feel good" Its more about wanting to be accepted, not saying sex would fix everything but being able to get it out of the way could boost your confidence and that in turn could help you to find the confidence to do other things.

>>34247770
having sex won't cure your autism, so you could lie about it and it'd be just the same, no one would believe you

>>34247588
Yeah totally not missing out on relationships...

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>>34247532
why didn't that cat eating faggot get rid of mobileposters when he had the chance

>>34247582
Feel intimidated already? I could eat you alive.

>>34247532
Disgusting.
Why do people purposefully make themselves ugly. Its like you want to be a robot or something.

>>34247523

Kek. Seems like an odd age gap, though, anon. Genuinely curious, how did you at 21 find yourself mixed in with 16 year olds?

>>34247523
How dare you, honestly

Lol that's pretty fucked up but funny.

Jokes on you though for being 21 and hanging out with mid-teens.

>>34247310
damn, If I was apart of his harem he'd protect me so well.

>>34247310
lol you can't do shit, we're taking your bitches too, they're getting enLIGHTened.

>>34247310
good dodge and he took the hits well. the dark nigga would easily kill that light-skinned savage

"u disrespect me durhur" fucking retards