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/depression/ general.
What's going on anon?
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WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WAIT THREE FUCKING YEARS TO GO TO JAPAN I SHOULD JUST MARRY SOMEONE FUCK ME FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCKING PLANET -THROWS A DUMPSTER OVER-
FUCK MY MOM AND FUCK MY UNSUPPORTING FAGGOT DAD I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 18 BUT THEY HAD TO BE AGAINST WEEABOO SHIT SO I HAD TO RESTRAIN MY DREAMS UNTIL THEY WERE FUCKING DEAD
IF EVEN MY MOM WAS ALIVE I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE WASTED MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS GIVING HER THAT TRIP TO HAWAII SHE WANTED AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED FOR LIFE
SO LO AND BEHOLD FATE DECIDES THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO GO TO JAPAN IS FOR THEM BOTH TO DIE
SO THEY DIED. MY PARENTS HAD TO FUCKING DIE SO I COULD PURSUE MY DREAM WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LIFE IS THIS
YES IM MAD
but also crying a lot
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>>34251265
Dont even know anymore man, every day is the same and i no longer know what time it is nor what day it is. Come to think of it i cannot even guess the month, its all just a blur. I feel like im living just for the next time ill be not sober, and im beginning to think that all this wait is not even worth it.
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Deleted my Facebook account because the few people who would speak to me every month or so were just pretending to like me out of pity.
Considering stopping my SSRIs and just hoping that I can get the courage to hang myself.
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Guys today I fucked up big time 2017-01-19 02:10:11 Post No.34251264
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Guys today I fucked up big time
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>Be me
>Uni fag
>Need to do an internship for my major to graduate.
>Intern at the PBS station on campus
>One of the producers is a friend
>QT 3.14 anchor will be co-hosting news show with me
>Shooting the shit today with co-workers
>Everyone is joking with each other
>I mention that I speak a little German
>Producer says I look like an angry German
>Go into my mock-Hitler voice and replace the word 'right' with 'reich' in a sentence.
>Secretary for the PBS station storms in to remind us that "we're in a professional setting" and gives me dagger-eyes
>MFW qt 3.14 looks at me like I'm a dumbass
>MFW everyone will eventually hear that story and I just started working there.
Just fuck my shit up
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>>34251264
All will be forgotten by the end of the week. You're just the guy that gets the coffee, anon.
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Gently blame your producer for putting you up to it.
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>>34251264
>doing a hitler impression at your PBS internship
anonymous, what the fuck dude, i'm laughing originally, but what autismal lapse made you think that was the right thing to do around normos
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Hey lil bro, my friends have a question for you, they wanna know if we can borrow your HDMI cables?
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Borrow this
*whips out dick*
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>>34251195
what the fuck are they going to use my HDMI cables for
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Uh sure I think I've got a spare
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>He actually thinks sex with a religious virgin girl would be enjoyable
Can't you autistic faggots bother thinking about your beliefs before adopting them verbatim from internet forums?
I've actually deflowered a QT and it was fucking awful. She was racked with insecurity and instantly clung to me. How lame.
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>>34251147
>My experience is indicative of all others
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"I've actually deflowered a QT and it was fucking awful. She was racked with insecurity and instantly clung to me. How lame."
Fuck off JIDF.
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>>34251147
>She was racked with insecurity and instantly clung to me.
I don't care about virginity, but that's kinda hot.
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A-anon-kun. What do you mean you only like girls with real vaginas? 2017-01-19 02:03:51 Post No.34251140
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A-anon-kun. What do you mean you only like girls with real vaginas?
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B-but my dick is feminine. Why would y-you settle for a roastie whore?
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Unironically off yourself
linguini
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>>34251140
I didn't say that. I am fine with feminine dick. Come here and I'll show you a good time.
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>ifunny
Hey OP, I heard antifreeze tastes great.
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>tfw oneitis stops responding to facebook messages
What's her name robots?
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>being in contact with your oneitis
You're not a robot, failed normie. Get the hell out.
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>>34251136
How can you have a oneitis you've never met? Also whats the difference between a failed normie and a robot? One puts themself out there and still is a 22 yr old virgin while the other one just fantasizes and daydreams all day? We're in the same boat my friend.
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I've never talked to my oneitis. I've never talked to any woman actually.
Going for it wish me luck r9k
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What are you going for I don't understand
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Oh boy, not another school shooter
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"You know what would feel even better? Muh dick"
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>"look I'm letting you do this...Just stick it in already and let me get it over with."
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>>34251049
with that attitude i don't think i want to give you the satisfaction of having taken pity on me.
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>>34251049
But I want you to be on top mommy
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>>34251049
i'd rather masturbate than have some pretentious cunt act like she's doing me a favor
originally, too
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>playing vidya at cafe
>see guy with crutches struggling to carry a thing
>get up and help him
>go back to vidya and see qtpi smiling at me
>okay? politely smile back
>table next to me opens up and the qtpi moves over and smiles and says to me she's been waiting for forever for a power outlet
>okay? politely laugh
>she sees vidya on my screen and pauses for a moment as if surprised
>doesn't communicate with me again but as some point talks to someone on the phone and says she loves them
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>>34250933
Patrician game taste
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>>34250933
Good story
Also, adults don't play full on vidya in public
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>>34250933
>"Heh, I've been looking for an outlet too. But mine is of a more... biological nature"
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Anyone else ever cry when they think about their mom dying?
I'm crying in bed right now thinking about it.
she is all I have I don't have any siblings no dad either
;_;
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>>34250930
Really? I'm waiting for mine to pass. Need to kill myself already
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>>34251352
I literally have no one else irl
Do you have other people irl you would miss?
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When I was in highschool I used to cry over that but now I'm dead inside. Would do >>34251352
once she dies.
Where the Hell do you find single women to date that aren't single mothers? I have been trying for years to find one.
>Dating websites like okcupid kept trying to match me with single mothers and everyone I messaged who was not one didn't reply.
>Can't date coworkers because I work in an office.
>Female coworkers only know single mothers.
>Mom keeps mentioning young single moms she knows.
>Tried going to church for a few months and literally the only single women were ex-whores turned singles moms.
>Can't ask out women at gym because I see them daily.
I literally cannot find one woman around that is single and not a mother. For fucks sake this is getting ridiculous I am 29 year old kissless virgin because I can't find a single woman that doesn't have kids except on dating websites and I am too old for them.
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Literally anywhere anon just go outside just b urself :)
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>trying to find a woman past age 25 that isn't a hardcore feminist or single mother
You have a better chance of winning the lottery OP
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>>34250927
>still trying to get decent woman
maby if you time travel to the 50s
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Why are women so self conscious about their weight?
A bit of insecurity is one thing, but at a certain point it just becomes a huge turn off.
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>>34250916
Thats why youll never have a gf youre suppose to comfort her and make her feel better.
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>>34250958
Or he can just avoid dating a fat bitch
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>>34250958
Good luck with that. They'll just ignore whatever efforts you make.
Guys where can i read the rest of these bulletins i have to read them all after seeing this
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>>34250898
i would like to know ass well
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>>34250898
I fucking hate chumpf. NOT my president.
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>>34250968
Aren't you that bait-posting faggot from the other post.
>P.-S. : It WASN'T her turn. Enjoy the Great Crusade of our God-Emperor, cuck.
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Anyone else only alive because they're too afraid of death?
Right now all I wish is that I wasn't so terrified of death so that I could finally be free from everything that's made my life miserable.
Anyone know this /trapped/ feel?
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did somebody say traps
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>>34250828
oh god 4chan
screencapped, you made my day anon
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>>34250937
>/r/4chan is gonna love this!
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Is there such a thing as an attractive man who doesn't think about sex constantly, whore around and cheat on anyone he's with?
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Sounds like you want Chad without the Chad Behavior
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Define "attractive" OP.
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>cheat
Social contract is gone.