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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/09/guys-attempt-date-six-women-one-night-backfires-spectacularly/

>generic roastie flirts with 20 guys in a night for free drinks, nobody bats an eye
>guy has FIRST DATES with multiple women, instantly demonized and everyone takes the side of the women

seriously, thats just called being time efficient. would it have made a difference if he seperated it out for one date each day? whats the fucking difference? shes now being praised as a hero and her twitter is blowing up

we have her name, can we do something about this?
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>>38955617
I don't see any women but I do see 5 hideous roasties.
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Yeah, this is basically why you don't go around flirting with girls on the fly. Social suicide. Can also have potential legal ramifications.
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they're all fat and ugly and require tons of maintenance that they're not worth but only they themselves are willing to provide.

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What is the best way to achieve maximum comfort dear robots of /r9k/?
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>>38955551
What is maximum comfort?
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>>38955551
Smoke a bowl or 3 and cuddle up in some soft-ass blankets famalam
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Get a fresh raw veggie tray from the grocery store with ranch dipping sauce and watch a movie

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WOMEN ARE TRASH
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>>38955472
You're just now figuring that out?
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>>38955472
more whore images
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>>38955473
I never realised they were as degenerate as this

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do you like red house painters
finding out that i was a fool to not listen to them without drinking with it

ill post some links
dont post itt
i dont want 3 replies
im a loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7aLPQEfrFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-I5Xr88vhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ4nuUuwNo
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>not posting uncle joe
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>>38955465
LORD KILL THE PAIN
LORD KILL THE PAIN
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I like slow and sad music but their stuff is too sad and slow even for me.

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ITT: Admit something weird that you do.

I'll start.

I fuck my pillow instead of fapping.
Allthough I don't know if there are more people that do this.
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>>38955429
My life is super boring, I need people to teach me their fap techniques but I just keep getting butt pirates that swoop in and ruin shit with their butt stuff.
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>>38955429
I did that for a while in fifth grade. Good to hear I'm not alone.
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Something weird that I do? Exist man... ////_-)

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>started actually liking anime girls
>can't really find 3d girls attractive now
How do i change this? I'll be a virgin for life if i can't even find normal girls hot...
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There is more to life than sex anon.
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Just stop jerking it to anime girls. You already know that though, but its too hard for you.
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I've been watching anime for about 6 years. I absolutely love anime girls, I don't even consider 3D sluts attractive unless they are really, really pretty (guess I'm not a 100% robot yet). I will never get laid and I grew to be quite comfortable with this thought, sex and other normie values are irrelevant to me. I think I have achieved happiness.

There is one problem though. A few months ago I realized that one guy in my uni group attracts me a lot. He's blonde, pretty cute and has a timid, almost feminine nature. I really wonder know if I've actually been gay this whole time. Really hope this will stop soon, because the thought of being in love with a 3D person is repulsive to me. I spent years convincing myself that real life females are gross, guess I shouldn't have forgotten about the other option.

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I asked this on /b/, but they deleted my thread, so I'll ask it here: what kind of knot should I use for hanging myself? The hangman's noose goes around my neck, but what about the other end? Can someone recommend me a knot? I'm doing either this month or in the next, a few days before my birthday.
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I don't know bro.
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>>38955375
how old will you be on your birthday, and this knot is not so important
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>>38955375
Why exactly hanging? Why not a more painless way?

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Fembots, how many of you would do pornography if it could be guaranteed no family or friends would find out?

What would you do, and what would be considered off limits?

Have your own porn-watching habits ever made you think "I wish I was that girl"?
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Already took nudes for a now defunct company years ago. Would never do anything more.
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>>38955444
How much did it pay? Would you do it again? Would you send them to me for free?
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>>38955528
No, fuck off you creep. In what universe is it appropriate to ask for them?

And it paid somewhat well. And I wouldn't do it again.

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*blacks your path*

>"Were u thank u goin wite boi?"
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>>38955366
>Uhh, t-to the c-convenience store.
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Fuck you say, BLACK?

Fuck outta my way.
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>>38955366
Was this taken at FGCU? Fuck me man.

Reminder that if you don't like curvy women, you are basic and not a real man.
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>>38955337
>typing out a whole fucking paragraph to justify himself to strangers on the internet
This nigga coping so hard
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>>38955337
That's an overweight women. Might even be considered obese.
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The "Real X" meme needs to die.

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>Want to go downstairs to get food and coffee
>Family and family friends still talking and laughing in the kitchen
>It's now after midday and I'm getting really hungry

Didn't help that my allergies were really bad last night and they defiinitely heard me coughing and snorting all night.

Fucks sake r9k what do
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>>38955329
Lay on the floor and waste as little energy as possible

Perhaps drink some water if you have access to a tap because that usually works for me when I'm hungry
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They want to meet you so they're loitering until you come out. It's a starvation tactic. If you're still not coming out after lunch they'll probably get the idea and leave, or maybe they'll stay for dinner and really force the issue.
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>>38955365
Fuck. Shall I just give in and go down? I really don't want to interact and my allergies are still making me feel awful. I jsut want some food man. And coffee

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Who here /toxic/?
I'm telling you, once that blackpill sinks in deep enough it all starts leaking out after long enough.

You can't keep it in forever(even you, Eggnormie). It's a pity I can't just take myself out and not hurt others.

Or is this exactly what you like?
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>>38955301
>speaking to me despite me telling you to stop
>not telling me stuff

If you're going to end yourself take that fickle minded roastie with you.
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What's the black pill? Asking seriously.
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>>38955339
They will remember me, all of them

>>38955368
https://youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0

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Child rapist tinder experiment
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>>38955211
How can you respect females after this
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6skzp2/the_atomic_blackpill/

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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>>38955223
I see incels is no longer private.
Great! /s

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To those of you who don't view all girls as bitches:

How would I go about discerning the general behaviour most girls display and which makes me uncomfortable due to lack of experience, from that of dumb bitches that rightfully appals me?

Like say I'm in a bar and see a girl I like and don't want to preemptively speak with her like chad would, but scout out if she would be worth the weeks of emotional turmoil that result?
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>>38955204
>Like say I'm in a bar
She's no good.
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>>38955204
ehm, i think you should go to >>>/adv
you know, getting dating tips from robots is ...well uhm ... not a great idea
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>>38955222
listen to the trips boy lol
>>>adv

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/r9k/ what do you think love is? maybe I've felt it before but I'm not really sure if it was love or not, as love and lust seem to intertwine a lot these days, so I dismissed it as lust. have you experienced love? what does it feel like?
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>>38955187
Perhaps this will answer you questions, OP. Everyone can take some good advice from the Rod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1uMA120Mhk
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>>38955187
I think "love" is not something I will feel in my lifetime. My family might "love" me now, but I don't think it'll last
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>>38955187
>what is love?
BABY DON'T HURT ME. DONT HURT ME NO MORE.

DUN DUN DUU DUU DUN

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