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there are no gf's anymore, only FWB's.

and orbiters if you're stacey.
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>>34251770
>there are no gf's anymore
>implying there ever were gfs
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>>34251796

okay. udtyee
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>>34251770
What the fuck does that even mean

do you have any pictures of her asshole?

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Second month in a row girlfriend cannot pay rent. She refuses to live somewhere less and can't commit to a job. I'm going broke while paying off my student loans. What do.
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If shes not on the lease, kick her out. If she is on the lease talk to your landlord.
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>>34251755
>Having a gf

Well the first thing you can do is fuck off this board, normie.
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>>34251773
lol no, you don't kick out your future wife. thats how you stay forever alone

OP use your gf as motivation for a higher paying job, providing for her should be your life's goal

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Is the bogdapill more powerful than the redpill?
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Stop pushing this shitty forced meme, it won't make your life suck any less
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>>34251764
come to the bogda side
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>>34251710
Unironically,

What if the bogdos actually meant to become similar looking to those egyptian statues? (if I'm not wrong, from the era of Akhenaten)

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Hello r9k. Can you teach me how to be more social? I truly don't know if I can because I go to an HBCU with a lot of assholes including one that won't pay me back the money I lent him. Please tell me how to deal with this too. I might have to put this on /adv too.
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>>34251680
>>>>HBCU
Why did you cuck yourself?
>inb4 cultural pride
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Only way to learn to be more social is to go socialize. Just like how you won't gain muscle from reading how to lift, you won't improve social skills by reading shit.
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>>34251717
I thought it would be good to go with the rest of the monkeys but im starting to /pol was fucking right about black people even tho i'm black myself. White people have screwed me over signifigantly less than these gorillas. It will only be 3 more years tho.

Have any other fembots on here /goneblack/ and not /goneback/?

Tell us your stories I'm sure robots would love to hear.

What is it about BBC that seems to be so addictive?
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>>34251577
>white cuckold: the bait post
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Once you're go black, we don't want you back.

Oregon Ducks
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>>34251577
I simply don't find white guys attractive I will date any other race though.

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>not even attracted to hot girls anymore because 9/10 times their personality is repugnant
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>>34251551
i just decided to ignore women from here on out in life

been going pretty good so far. they seem kinda surprised that i don't pay them any attention

i'm not gay. i just refuse relationships
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>>34251551
>Robot
>spends time on a euphoric board for bitter virgins
>other people's personalities are repugnant
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>>34251712
>i just refuse relationships

Kind of like a hobo """"""""refusing"""""""" five star restaurants.

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>qt Asian girl
>cosplay
>smol
>vidya
>kissless virgin
>lonely
>depressed
Where did I go wrong
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>>34251527
What Vidya and cosplay?
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>>34251527
hmmmm one of those twitch streamers that plays LoL and averages like 20 viewers?
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>>34251601
PC games n any anime character whos short/loli

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>daily reminder that this is a racist libertarian board, not an alt-right movement board
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>>34251474
>neets
>libertarians
that doesnt add up anon
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>>34251474
/ck/ is god tier you retarded faggot
they have some of the best memes, though I must admit the oats meme that people pushed here is pretty amazing
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Where does /k/ fall into place?

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What's crack-a-lackin' my dudesters?

This is the cool thread for all the cool peeps out there, y'allll. If you're cool, you must post on this threadarino, know what I'm sayin'?

You're in the cool thread, punk, take a look around, it's the super cool robots breakin up your town!
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>>34251432
pretty fucking gay anon
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i made eye contact with a stranger today
is that cool enough
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>>34251432

The real cool threads are actually on another board.

/po/.
Board of piece.

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>tfw black
>secretly wish I was a weeaboo alt right computer science major with an asian gf who shitposts about niggers and jews on twitter all day and just being a smug asshole about my whiteness in general
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>>34251414

You could go gay and become famous for being Milo's Bf.
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>Be hitler tier white
>Am a liberal arts major with a white gf and no twitter

I do like being white tho, hot damn
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>>34251414

you could do this regardless. on the internet, nobody knows who you are.

except the nsa, cia, fbi, dhs, etc.

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post qt gf feels

>cuddling gf after sex
>window open because we're on the 5th floor
>both laying there looking at the clear blue sky out the window
>see a plane fly past way up in the sky
>think to myself "if they had a telescope they could see us here naked right now"
>gf pulls the sheets up past her boobs so she's covered because she evidently had the same thought

it must have been subconscious because there's no way she thought they were looking... but god was it cute
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Kill yourself you delusional faggot!
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>>34251411
>telescope
>in a plane
>looking down at people's windows

Man you ate some kind of retarded
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>always tells me to leave her alone
>screams and cries when I try to have sex with her
>sometimes even resorts to scratching me
>says she is not my girlfriend
I think mine is broken

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>browsing the 'chon
>mom knocks
>"anon?"
>frantically try to find a tab that doesn't have porn on it
>click randomly on a blubord tab
>assume it's fine
>"yeah?"
>she opens the door
>"I wanted to know [irrelevant shit"]
>"oh, I'll be out in a sec"
>"whatcha lookin at?"
>look at my screen
>buncha meme reaction images
>"Oh I know that meme! PEH-PAY!"
>cringe
>"MMMMHHHMMMMMMMMMM"
>"Yeah I see it on facebook and twitter a lot, my favorite are the animated gifs"
>panicing about talking about memes with the person who gave me life
>"y-yep, there's some really complex ones"
>"Can you show me?"
>"I'd be right happy to."
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And a mighty KEK was unleashed, well played anon.
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>>34251397
You shuld have fucked her
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incest is wincest

>>34251681

you really should have fucked her

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Should I get a trucking cert that's paid for? I'm very close to some one who's doing it now

pursue my education. only 2 semesters of community college left to get this cert

or work in a factory with my father, they have health bennies but you got to lift 40lbs all day. There may be a sorting job that doesn't require you to lift 5olbs, what to do?
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>>34251364
the jobs are in demand so go for it if you want
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>>34251460
What do you mean aonon? Trucking? yea, there are jobs there.
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>>34251507
'Truckers' will be obsolete within 5 years

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My brother gave me a Burberry Watch he picked up after a fight at a strip club. He thought it didn't work but he's just dumb.

Anyways, after looking it up I found out it's a 800 dollar watch but it's listed as a woman's watch. Is that a problem for me to wear? It doesn't look feminine, it's massive.

Pic related. Model number is filename
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>>34251354

I'd take it to a jeweler just to make sure it's the real deal.
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>>34251354
Sell it?
Origiano
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>>34251354
Everyone will know you're a virgin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ5oBdJTXQ

Anon. I'm talking to you. Yes, the anon browsing /r9k/ at almost 10 o clock in the night.

Can you hear it calling? The moonlight embracing you so well, hides from you the future you will soon sew.

Someday you will open your eyes, then you will finally see, the destiny before you and you will finally be free.

Your life is just beginning
Go forth, anon, and become a legend.
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>>34251311
Oh, ok.

Thanks, Goku.
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>>34251311
Well for one thing its closer to 9 o'clock.
2nd, the eva theme implies giant robots.
3rd, you're implying any of us are protagonists in an interesting story.

Nice roleplaying.
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>>34251381
>3rd, you're implying any of us are protagonists in an interesting story.

Anon

You're the main character of YOUR story

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