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>this is my third year being a NEET
>first year pretty comfy never get out of the house feels good man
>second year its ok, at least im not a wagecuck
>second year and a half i dont enjoy anything
>i cant enjoy simple things i hate everything the only thing i wish i not to wake up the next day
>every single the is the same shit i even use the same clothes eat the same shit it feels im trapped in some universe i cant scape

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do you ever plan on moving out of your parents' house? do you even care?

i'll probably stay here permanently desu, we have a fairly roomy guest house so it's not like I'm stuck in a tiny room. NEET-life is best life.

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Lets get a 25+ thread going

>How to move out of your mother's house edition

26 year old here reporting in. How are things going lads? When are we all going to eat a shotgun shell?

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Is SPD male/BPD female the mental illness supercouple of the 21st century?

Thicc unrelated.

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>look at billboard top 100
>all the top songs are about love or about how badass you are
>feel embarrassed and like a poser listening to them because I can't relate
>listen to classical music instead because lyrics make me cringe

anyone else this way?

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I kind of feel hypocritical saying this, but I think it's engaging vs passiveness

My roommate every moment he's home watches TV, he's 400 lbs and since it's a townhouse when he comes downstairs from bed he stays downstairs until he goes back to bed

I just think he's really pathetic, even tho I spend as much time on the computer, at least I'm doing things. He's just a peice of furniture

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/r9k/, you've never steered me in the wrong direction before, and I would like some advice on a happenstance that I am currently in. I found out a coworker is interested in me at my job. I'm working with a limited window of time, as he will leave for the military in about 4 or 5 months. We've been flirting back and forth for about two weeks; one of my supervisor's actually commented on a potential romance happening between us. But I've been kind of keeping him in the dark about spending time together outside of work. In all honesty, I would like to keep our relationship at work somewhat professional for now, except for one thing.

Here is my plan, some time over the next few days, I'm hoping to kiss him on the night shift, outside, away from cameras, while doing so I plan on slipping my phone number into his front pants pocket. I want to be really suave, implying something sexual about it, because after he leaves his job, I definitely want to pursue something physical, possibly romantic with him.

The reason why I turn to you, /r9k/, is because I am a fembot and he seems like he has some robot qualities himself, but not nearly as many as I do. How does this idea sound, /r9k/? If a girl you liked did this to you, how would you react? I want this kiss to be like Misato-Shinji in End of Evangelion shit, basically like fap material for him, because it's going to be a while before we do anything more than that.

TL;DR
>If /r9k/ was to get a kiss, how would you want it to be?

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i don't even know why im here
. . .
i feel like i'm slowly losing myself all over again and i can't talk to anyone here because yeah
. . .

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/r9k/ I need help

I do photography as a hobby and my local church is going to be doing some photo shoots and my fucking normie father convinced them to let me do the shooting because I am "an aspiring photographer". He keeps saying if I don't do it then he and my step-mother are going to kick me out because they are sick of me constantly humiliating them.

How do I get out of this /r9k/?
REEEEEEEEEEEE I don't want to shoot stupid fucking normies at their stupid church!!!!!!!!!!!

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>tfw you have a 9 inch BBC, but no gf or gf(male) to stick it into.

*sigh*

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Sometimes i fink about pleasing a cock... mainly when I watch porn.

These thoughts dwindle when I stop porn, and I feel much better and am more confident.

Some degenerates tell me to embrace it and try cock. It would be fun, but I think it would tear away at my being. I fink my desire for the cock is from low self esteem.

What do you all think? ;(

Pic is unrelated, but I wouldnt mind having her or being her. ;(

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>tfw been so lonely that started going power hungry
>started hitting the gym while listening to white power\nationalist bands
>been getting more agressive as well as highly intolerant and bitter
>in those moments i think that i'm being some kind of testosterone filled machine
>however, once the night falls upon and i am alone in my room all by myself i look deep down into my heart and i feel so ashamed
>I see a monster being born and i see something wretched getting stronger day by day
>I weep for all i wanted was to people get along and to live peacefully with nature and friends
>People could even vent trough martial arts\sports and friendly fights
>I dream of being loved and loving back that person

I don't want to become a monster /r9k/...
I don't want to become a creature that its only purpose in life is fueling hate and sharing it

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Who /putscondensedmilko everything here

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>mom walked in on me watching gay gangbang porn last night
>she just asked me to email her the link

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Anyone else have small testicles?