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this better be originalo

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maybe not a meme

>>34255571
that image was better when it was simpler, before it had a bunch of useless shit added to it

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>>34255535
Euroshits will never know that Publix feel.

had a bag of those spicy chicken wings/drums

8/10 would consume again

>>34255724
they dont even have publix in ny

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Look, having nuclear-my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart -you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world-it's true!-but when you're a conservative Republican they try-oh, do they do a number-that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune-you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged-but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me-it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right-who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners-now it used to be three, now it's four-but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years-but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

On one hand, I fucking hate the smug redditor "i'm so smart for likign muh obscure x" attitude but at the same time, I don't doubt for a single second that I have higher IQ than 90% of the population. Anybody know what I mean?

>>34255513
i have legitimately read/ watched all of his books and videos.

Have you ever thought that maybe you aren't worth it? Why should a girl put effort into somebody like you.

>>34255483
AyyLmao


R.l.P.

>>34255656
Then why did she excitedly talk about what we should do on our second date? Women have the attention span of fleas.

>>34255446
Is this a serious question? Of course not. They're sociopaths.

I don't know whats more disgusting.
his face, his art, his voice, or his fetish for shit and piss.

>>34255446
Only if you're a psychopath

as someone who is 6'6, i wouldn't ever consider a relationship with a girl this shallow. it's fine to know what you like, but to be cruel about it says a lot.

be happy op, soon she will be washed up and you will wonder why you even cared. most girls worth having a relationship with aren't like this.

>>34255420
Just go for girls that like short guys

There are a lot of tall amazon beasts on there

stupid meme shit but i still kek'd

fettuchini

>>34255324
you fucking nigger i laughed like a retard

what's a keemstar

>>34255298
thank goodness for rich people. without them plebs would have nothing to aspire to in life

it's pretty ugly lol.

no style at all. whoever paid $250 mil for that is a classless schmuck.

it's a lego house, the house in the top right is much more tasteful even if its smaller and doesn't have a pool or a helicopter paid.

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originalfrg

>>34255193
>reach into pockets
>grab contents and throw them
>speed walk away
>slip on spaghetti trailing from my pockets

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>>34255161
Female form is the best while I'm attracted to men there is no denying female form is beautiful.

>>34255161
The short answer to this question is Superheroes. Men make better protectors than women.

Because the male form is always earned, never given.

Bruce Lee's fantastic body was the result of years upon years of hard work, and can be admired as the result of immense dedication.

The woman on the right was simply born with good looks and didn't manage to fuck it up.

>Safe
Like anywhere else, there is danger. The southern states are all among the most dangerous places to live in the states. Read this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Peace_Index
It's outdated, but there's a new version coming soon, and I expect Florida to be 50th after all the recent happenings.
>Expensive
It's not expensive, but not the cheapest; of course, this also depends on where in the state you live.
>Humid
Yes, very. Mosquitos abound.
You can probably fuck a lot of white trash.

>>34255160
That duck is boe-legged as hell.

>>34255160
Florida = Nigger and Spic central. Being a spic, you'll probably fight in with the others, as the niggers rob and murder you all. Florida is a cesspool, just like Georgia.

>autistic
>constantly switched schools
>everyone would make fun of me
>sperged out every second
>drew anime
>finally get my shit together in 5th grade and to go a "normal" school
>still autistic but had weeb friends
>6th grade was a huge mess
like a catcus

>>34255150
everything was great until the last 2 years in 5th and 6th grade

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>>34255150
>had few, but close friends
>got along with pretty much everyone
>parents still together
>still had hope for life

Wish I could go back desu

>>34255129
Im so ugly that when people see me
they instantly become depressed.
I feel like they can see my soul.
I look so bad that people are
so offended by my ugliness that
they either are repulsed and cant look at me
or stare in awe of what they just saw.
You know youre ugly when someone will follow you around to confirm the disgusting thing they just saw.

>>34255129
>how do you cope
i fucking dont

>>34255129
>get a short haircut because people keep calling me an anime/emo
>my fivehead, dumbo ears, unibrow (I forget to pluck some days), and baggy eyes are visible
>people don't even hold eye contact with me, look at me for a second then have a small gasp and look away and try to pretend I'm not ugly

I cope by growing my hair out so it hides my ugliness. I've actually been complimented on my hair a few times so I've since learned not to fall for the "every guy should have short hair" meme. The truth is some of us are better off with long hair.

;_;

im not watching this, i've had a few hamsters and i always felt bad for them because they live in a cage all of their life.

>>34255010
poor hamster

animal cruelty is the one thing that pisses me off
that and faggots

You know, I have a zero tolerance policy for cheaters, but the hamster was innocent. I hope karma comes around and the guy drowns to death 5 years down the line.

>>34255003
Same. I've got a sleepy/annoyed face.

yes but it's mostly because I never frown/smile.
Have you tried smiling before?
I tried smiling at people I used to know in high school and once we began chatting they said that I changed a lot and was a lot more friendly.

>>34255003
Count your bIessings.