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>>34257872
That's not an awoo you fucking retard

>>34258927
Its whatever i say it is nigga. Fight me.

As a athiest, there are times when I wish divine intervention were real

>>34257661
Yes, everyday before bed.

>>34257661
Cuz she's the only one who listens to me

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>>34257581
Breaking up with my gf

>>34257581
recording an audio project for class

i have to use the school's studio which is 20 minutes into town and I don't have a car

I have quite a bit of reading to catch up on for school, as well as seeing some professors in their office.

I'm too anxious to see the professors and I'm too dumb to read at the moment. I don't think I was meant for uni.

>>34257540
This. Nothing is more true than this post.

>>34257540
bump to show those fembots

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>tfw after the first 2 none of these apply to me

>>34257536
me originally in the middle

>>34257536
L.A. quickly loses its mystique once you get there and realize people go about their day to day lives just like any other city.

>>34257536
>Latino majority city
>Crime capital of the western US
>Wanting to be anywhere near there

>>34257533
Just keep going with the alcohol you will build up a resitance to the point where you are gonna do it. Or you will die of alcohol poisining. Anyway u shouldnt do it and such

Why not just fuckin OD?
stabbing yourself sounds like the most mentally challenging and painful way to kill yourself

>>34257613
is there an actual good reason why i shouldn't

there's no question mark there because it's a rhetorical question, of course i should kill myself.

>>34257442
Not that specific, but yeah something like that

I think it was Simple Plan or something

For your information it was a song from a video game, not that meme song

So go fuck yourself faggot

no i didnt. im not a pleb

>liking queen at all

kek pleb faggot

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I've always dreamed strapping a sub in a tender loving dungeon. He'll beg to be degraded and beaten, but I'll smooch and caress him instead. He'll demand I smack his shit, to no avail. I would just lightly tickle his sensitive spots and delight as he writhes and struggles in a futile effort to break free from the straps.

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>dont feel like masturbating but want to cum

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>>34257673
>don't want to jerk off
>want to cum
>butt play is too much work

>>34257425
"lesbian"

As in he's a girl (male) that likes girls.

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>>34257438
>he's a girl
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>34257425
Fug eggy is such a based good man, he's a national treasure

>>34257365
I believe it's "Reply to this post or your mother farts in her sleep tonight."

>>34257365
"I love you"
oringiirirignal this i original you twat

>>34257365
>doesn't know when someone is saying 'i love you'

lmao wow sad.

It gets better if you're a normie

>>34257344
I sure hope it does anon.

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>>34257377
Sorry anon, it doesn't. You're here forever.

>>34257238
you will be. reincarnation will make sure of that

>you wasn't

Hello tyrone

>>34257498
R9k didnt allow me to type wernt

>>34257162
get rated on /soc/

>>34257162
girls try to talk 2 u

good question I don't know and don't want to post face

bump

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>>34257045
Same here buddy, I wish I could rest my head on some qt patooty

If I had a girlfriend, that's what I would do. I would push her down and pull her pants down and dive tongue first into her ass.

Stop!
You're making me sad
> tfw I will never grab a handful of ass

It's a slut signal.

>Recently I've noticed a lot of women are wearing this
Fashion trends
>What does it signify?
That women like to look beautiful and/or attractive to men.

it's the "i hate men i'm a lesbian" signifier.