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>tfw no hikki neet gf (male)
>that also wants a hikki neet bf
why is this so hard?
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>implying I would want to date a souls shitter
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>>34259054
>>implying I would want to date a souls shitter
plebian
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I want a hikki NEET gf (female).
She can sit at home all day playing video games and browsing 4chan, then I can get home from work in the evening and lick the sweat from her body.
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Is Australia the hardest place to be a robot?
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not even close annon their is centerlink
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>>34259543
this we got neetbux here my friend
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A soup vegetable is a soup vegetable. Location does not matter.
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Ok so imagine this, every single fucking day, my parents won't shut up about me having no game and not having a gf at my age.
Its actually kinda pathetic and I usually play it off as me just not being interested or too invested in my job and studies but their words hurt a lot.
My mom has been tagging me on forever alone Facebook memes every single fucking day.
Do you know how annoying that is?
Sad thing is, I can't even get a date or a picture with a girl to shut them up for a while. Any advice?
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>>34258880
>Any advice?
Delete your facebook account.
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>>34258880
since you have a job hire a hooker to act as your girlfriend, bring her home once and then they'll shut up
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>>34258880
>having a facebook
>having your mom added on facebook
The only reason you should have your mom added is if you are having an affair with her behind your dads back.
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Show me a better asshole anywhereyou can't
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ez
this comment is made of origami
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>>34258879
> I will never have white cock penetrate my hymen.
>I will never lose my virginity
mfw
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>>34258922
TOAST THE ROAST WHEN SHE MAKES A POSTpost vagina or dont reply at all
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Warning: This person might be legit autistic. I can't tell you for sure, I've never decided to test myself.
I cant take it, I need friends! but I hate everyone. I cant find friends who I like, not in real life, not online. I cant believe the people who relate with my problems the most are all massive dick sucking faggots on here who are obsessed with "le feminine dick" and are brainwashed by this boards fucking meta memes.
>be me
>super edgy
>extremely stupid(iq of 87 xd)
>dyspraxia(clumsy)
>have no personality that's not related to stupid hobbies(ie: anime)
>has no irl friend
>has no online friends
why?
>immediately removes those who he dislikes and don't talk back to him within a day, or those whose taste class and mock him for said taste.
>very very close minded(at least everyone tells me before I remove them)
>thinks "the problem isnt me!, its them!" something tells me it is but something tells me its not!
>unreliable
>plays stupid loner vidya
In truth I just want one friend who I can talk to because I hate having more than 3-4 people to talk to, it destroys me, and I cant deal with it for some reason, I dont understand why.
I hate it when those people who I friend already have their own group of friends, I start to feel like I'm just their "guess I'll play with this loser while my real friends are offline" and then they say no! you're my friend too, and bring me to their stupid friend group and pretend like I'm part of the group too despite not having a single connection with those strangers, and just grow more and more angry at myself for not being able to find friends like that person.
Also I gave up irl because I never even got the first step of making a friend in first place.
Also I enjoy being stupid for the sake of being stupid as a certain meme out there would suggest. go find it yourself.
But I do actually enjoy pretending to be stupid.
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I dont even know if I did this stupid post correctly, I have no sense of formatting.
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As I child I always thought the whole world was my friend, but that was only because I was too stupid to realize people didn't actually like me and found me annoying.
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>>34258850
>>extremely stupid(iq of 87 xd)
Iktfb...how would you like to add me? I promise I'll be nice
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Name a better city to be a NEET. You can literally order everything from grocerys to pussy online and have it delivered to your front door
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>>34258821
>Name a better city to be a NEET
Any city in a country with a more generous welfare system than America's
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>>34259438
Sydney
Centerlink and its practically Australia's NYC
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>>34258821
Why is there always steam coming from the vents in newyork?
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Why would someone claim to love someone else but not want to be with them?
What good would that serve?
If they're happier without the other person, what good is their love at all?
I think it's only said to make themselves not feel guilty.
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Also why does a thread die every time I post in it
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Lol explain your situation a bit more..
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>>34259002
This op, senpai
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How much sleep do you get a night? Is it restful?
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Used to barely get any cuz had nerve problem. Got ims done now I can sleep like 12 hours, it's pretty restful
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>>34258768
Most of the times 12 hours, sometimes 17, but the last days I slept only 4 hours. But I am also just 4 hours awake befor I go to bed again.
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I usually get around 7 to 8 hours of sleep a night
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>>34259080
>12 hours
You guys know too much sleep is unhealthy right? You gotta aim for 8 hours optimally.
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Any reason this board isn't a blue board yet? This shit is gay nigga.
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>>34258701
Because its /b2.0/ hidden behind a wall of mystery that keeps most of the normies out
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because nobody that goes to this board has a job so why make it safe for work
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>>34258701
it should be perma black... heh nothin personnel moot
>I'm only here because I find of my shitty experiences from elementary school, middle school, and high school extremely relatable to the lives of you Robots
>Life is much better for me now, but I come here just to blow off steam about all the shit that happened to me back then
Am I alone here? Anyone else do this?
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>>34258677
Having gone through bad experiences yourself and gotten through them, why would you even share this post knowing there are others who have yet to surmount their circumstances?
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>>34258720
Because this and every other post on this board is bait
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>>34258720
To know I wasn't alone, that other people are facing and have endured the same things I have. Sometimes it's just nice to collectively hate on something.
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I want to fuck a black weeb
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>>34258627
Are you a black weebette?
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>>34258627
if you're a girl and live in upstate ny. come at me
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>>34258627
Ewwwww grodie.
>>34258842
Ewwwww grodie I live near you.
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GODDAM IM SO FUCKING HIGHHHHHHH
WHAT'S UP GUYS WHO HERE'S HIGH TOO?
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>>34258615
I've been meaning to re-up for over a week, but work/life stuff keeps pushing it back, so thanks for the reminder.
As I read your post I could honestly smell weed, which is probably a sign.
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I forgot to buy more yesterday so now I gotta wait for another 10 hours or so
I managed to find an old blunt roach though so I'm about to smoke that shit in the meantime
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>>34259682
Is it worth getting into blunts? I've been smoking weed for about 2 years now, and for some reason I can't get high using joints. I've been relying on bongs and pipes mostly, with the occasional edible thrown in, but whenever I try a joint it ends up being a waste of weed. Are blunts similar? I've been told by friends that a well rolled joint packed with an 1/8th will get anyone insanely high, but I don't want to risk wasting that much.
I want a relaxed method of smoking that I can use while doing other shit.
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Just recovered data from a hard drive that crashed in 2015. Inside was not only a ton of porn, but many rare pepes posted in the meme's heyday and seldom seen again. Should I dump some of these highly rare and vintage pepes?
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>>34258541
Sure, dump them man
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sell them on eBay
kregano
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>>34258547
Alright, here we go. This one is pretty bizarre and shitty, I don't even know why I'd save it
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Why don't you just workout?
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I do! I do! But i'm still fat!
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>>34258617
count your calories & eat less, dummy
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My whole scalp is thinning and I have a micro dick. Working out won't do shit.
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>Be me
>About to begin cleaning a gun in my bedroom/basement
>Throw my spare magazine and gun on the table, about to begin
>Ran upstairs to get my phone to play some music
>Come back down stairs, see gun with magazine next to it, assume it doesn't have a magazine in
>Rack the slide, one bullet ejects. Perfect
>Points the gun away to the side wall, pulls the trigger
>PAH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>painful ringing in my ears, smell of gunpowder, I'm standing there, still holding the gun
>realized I had a negligent discharge
>terrified, sets down the gun, runs upstairs to make sure everyone knows I'm okay
>Dad is watching a movie, thought I dropped something in the basement. Didn't even get up.
>Brother is playing video games, thought it came from outside
>Sister slept through it
Glad to know if I blew my brains out in the basement nobody would even fucking bother to investigate the sound of a gunshot
Also, I shot a charcoal drawing I did at community college, of a model's head. I kinda liked the drawing, and now there's a bullet hole in it.
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hey at least the same thing happened when kurt cobain did it
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nice blog where do i subscribe? pregano
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>>34258494
At least they weren't celebrating.