Hello /r9k/, I'm here because /pol/ is overrun by shills and reddit cucks. Who is ready for MAGA starting tomorrow? *grabs popcorn*
I am. Gonna be nice to watch it live. Even if he gets assassinated I win either way I just want entertained.
MAGA or WW3 both are fine with me
>>34260296
What's a maga?
>>34260296
Go back to /pol/ you piece of shit stop fucking up other boards. I liked Donald Trump until you fuckers decided to shit up the site.
>go to coffee shop to order cappuccino
>see 9/10 qt barista, blonde hair with blue strands
>she's so fucking cute, got nice tits and ass too
>she takes my order, i'm absolutely dumbfounded when i talk to her
>getting super anxious
>quietly mumble my order as i avoid eye contact with her while stumbling over my words
>gives me a soft smile as she makes my drink
>thinking how bad i fucked up which just makes my social anxiety worse
>t-thanks i say as i take my drink and quietly slip out of the shop
why can't i function normally around other human beings
>>34260290
i was like this for years, then i became a social outcast, then i became a tranny and started taking xanax and now im all good senpai
Will antidepressants fix my anxiety?
>>34260309
Sounds like you worked it all out.
Friendly reminder to stay hydrated
Friendly reminder fluoride is dumped into tap water and bottled water is full of estrogen leeched into it by the plastic
>>34260247
That's why I exclusively drink Diet Barq's Root Beer.
>>34260233
>>34260247
Friendly reminder you should be using reusable water bottles instead of buying """"disposable"""" ones.
"Hehe~ you look a little chilly anon~ let me warm you up!"
>>34260166
>tfw no gf who is physically impossible to penetrate due to an excess of blubber
I'm dying here.
>>34260166
Reminder that skinny girls are much cuter then fat girls
>>34260808
I know right?
>tfw she will never bury you in her flab
What is it like licking pussy? How disgusting is it on a scale from 1 to 10?
I wouldn't know my man.
>>34260085
Name of the pornstar?
Oregon
>>34260085
It's pretty overrated. It's just a stinky blub of flesh.
>hair is always itchy
>shave my head
>my head is still itchy constantly
FUCK THIS ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone else have this problem?
i havent used shampoo in five years
>>34260074
Dandruff? Lice? Which one is it?
>>34260102
I have dandruff, a lot.
Holy shit Robots. I found out Normies WORSHIP us
>Comment on Music video
>Mention coming from /r9k/ without really thinking about it or caring
>"O-M-Gosh XD anon tell me what 4Chan is like xD"
>"Oh I'll tell you young normie, dark shit happens every day, it's like the deepweb of the deepweb, you can do and say anything you want and there's never any reprocussions, people buy and sell guns and drugs on there sometimes!"
>"Wow really Anon? No joking? XO I'm too scared to actually go there, Five Nights At Freddy's Minecraft Roleplaying already give me nightmares and I wet the bed making mommy angry. You guys must all be total badasses!"
>"We sure are Normie, we sure are"
These retards don't know shit about out site, I convinced one absolute fucking normaltard Bill Gates browses 4Chan on a regular basis and is friends with all the mods, including me, since "I'm a mod"
We need to use this to our advatage, we could start mass suicides in the name of, I don't fucking know, Pepe or some other Meme these Normaltards think is ACTUALLY still a fresh ultra-popular meme here, and we can finally wipe out the Normies and claim all the land and women as our property, best of all without these normie whineshits in the way we'll finally be able to finish Papa Adolf's plan by mobilizing a legion of Normies before we wipe them out
This is a game changer Anons, these fucking dumbasses will believe anything we tell them if we're convincing enough
They aren't laughing with you, they are laughing AT you.
>>34260090
No these people are generally fucking retarded, only like one or two people caught onto my shit, if you go on kids videos they're totally mystified as if we're some extra-dimensional being and it takes a Quantum computer to access 4Chan and not just any fucking browse, my sarcasm detection sense is bloodhound-levels and even these people honestly believed me when I went more with an "Honest" start and held out on bait
>feeling pride about writing some words down in your address bar and hitting enter and thinking it's an achievement
Kill yourself
Is oatposting still a thing
>>34259880
Did someone say Oats?
it was never a thing. I don't think I've seen such a failed meme in my entire life. Wait, that simon meme.
2017 has been terrible so far.
>>34259880
>No original content
comment was not original
I'm bored asf and can't sleep so go for it
Why are you ruining our board?
You must be really cute.
Would you sit on my face? God i want to kiss your tummy.
>>34259878
Timestamp or gtfo you ugly whore
Why do bisexual girls exist? Do we hate them as much as heterosexual women? Do we like them or do we want them dead?
DO THEY EVEN EXIST?
I hate them more than heterosexual women.
>>34259711
Because they're attracted to males and females?
>>34259649
they don't "really" exist. It's just some fun fad to do on the side
Why is it okay for cats to lounge around and be lazy cunts all day but not us?
Because NEETs can't brainwash people with toxoplasma gondii
>>34259644
>having a sub par pet
Cats truly are the pet of virgins
>okay predator, you have to be in this room without any prey
>for your whole life
My boipucci itches like hell and is pretty sore, because I scratch my ass the whole day. Now I try to rub a lot of creme on it so it can heal, but it's still itching. I also tried shaving it, but that would only make it worse. What do?
Be straight and like females.
>>34259620
post it here so we can examine it
>>>/lgbt/
Ultra original
How does a bottom twink go about getting a partner? I look androgynous in case anyone was wondering
>>>/lgbt/
Orgasmic
So if gay people like guys and not women why do they want their guys to be feminine? Like if you were attracted to men wouldn't you want someone manly?
>>34260079
wait what about if you are a manly man and like to look big and strong with giant dick and balls arent you gay?
Anon why won't you go down on me?
>>34259578
"Anon, I promise I'm a virgin!"
This picture if fucking vile. Stop making these threads.
>>34259578
Looks like a large moth flew up there and died from the smell.
DRUGS THREAD
Let's talk about the drugs you use or have used.
Also daily reminder that you aren't a true robot if you don't use drugs.
>currently using
Coffee and cigarettes everyday
Beer on the weekends
Weed 3/4 times a week
>used in the past
Cocaine about 10 times
MDMA powder a single time
>drugs you want to try
Codeine, adderall and psychedelics
>currently using
occasional caffeine via pills and coffee, <1 a week
marijuana daily when I have it, go weeks without it, usually unable to get it (I know this sounds autistic, but the two people I could reliably get it from tried to/successfully jewd me, one did, one I caught, so I refuse to buy from them)
Alcohol regularly, though I have cut back to lose some weight
>used in the past
vyvanse, concerta, ritalin, adderall, all my own prescription
mdma once or twice
cocaine upwards of 20 times, can't count at this point
lsd upwards of 20 times can't count at this point, I would drop a tab and then go party extremely regularly in college
Various real and synthetic opiates, don't really like them too much I just fall asleep
Xanax once, pretty fun, but I was drinking so the motor functioning shit was miserable
Shrooms once, prefer acid, cheaper, easier to get, better high than shrooms
Salvia many times, fun as fuck, top tier drug
>want to try
Mescaline
>snorted meth, cocaine, xanax, adderall
>taken codeine
>smoked marijuana habitually for 10+ years
The only "drug" I take currently is cigarettes, otherwise I've stopped everything else. At this point, the only thing I'd be interested in trying if the circumstances were right would be something like mushrooms, since I've never tried any kind of psychedelic drug.
Also, Codeine just gave me headaches, and most people I know who have tried it said similarly. Nothing special about it IMO.
>>34259638
You could try DXM if you're out of options. It's pretty ok
Idk about the psychedelic effects though.