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Looks like me. i think i look better tho

I would fuck any woman who wasn't overweight

>>34261989
She looks like a filipina

North East Asians are dying off even faster

South Americans and African American population is plateauing

Population growth is almost exclusively coming from Africa and the Middle east and that's terrifying

I know this is bait

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence?wprov=sfsi1

>>34261880
Whites as a race achieved existential crisis where making children doesnt suffice as substitute for meaning of life.

>>34261718
Are u me, bro?

Originalio

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>>34261718
Go to sleep at the same time, sleep no more than 7-8 hours, wake up at the same time. Shower everyday, wash your filthy fucking teeth twice a day.
Buy fucking good looking clothes, eat healthy food, fucking never ever visit shit like mcdonalds or eat chips or candy.
Stop fucking up.
Dont smoke or drink or do drugs. They are for degenerates only.
Work out, read a fucking book, paint your stupid walls.

What i am trying to say, is -
Get off on actions that make you respect yourself more.
Putting something off makes you feel bad. Making a habit out of it makes you hate yourself.

just beat yourself up bro

>>34261632
Chad's actually have harder life's than most robots

>>34261646
Kek'd. How so? That doesn't even make sense.

>>34261632
Do you think it's easier to maintain a body like that than to rot like a worthless NEET?

>>34261618
Do you have a pic of your new place?

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>>34261640
Good attempt but I ain't falling for that trick

>>34261618
Maybe this is why parents should be restrictive, so that their kids WANT to be free to go out into the world.
My parents restricted video games so I moved out into a shitty apartment I got with my shitty retail job and played shitty games all day long

>boy I have my eyes on appears to be in the gay slut end of the spectrum and is closeted
He's not wholly normie and the only prospect I have, I'm verging on crying if he cucks me,

gay old men will fuck anything though

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>>34261538

Don't worry. Tomoko-chan will arrive here soon. He's a good candidat.

7 would get punishingly facefucked until she enjoyed it.

Intercourse

Oreganilo

>>34261520
kiss on the lips while softly caressing her cheek

>>34261412
Well you could argue it means everything and is in fact the meaning of life. Genghis Khan populated half of china, he's probably the most successful person that's lived apart from the blue eyed mutant that spawned blue eyed people

I just want people to be like

>wow, anon actually got married and has kids now...and his wife is actually extremely attractive, I thought he was a loser???


life goals right there

If you think about, anything you do literally means nothing. Everything in the observable universe will all be long gone and forgotten more than it will be remembered.

>>34261357
>his crush is a skinny
landwhale detected

>>34261397
im talking about anzu-tier skinny senpai

>>34261416
post pic of ur body (or bodypart where one can clearly see you're not a whale) and i'll believe you

platinum III

>>34261326
You play really easy unskilled champions please kys

>>34261326
Play Quake (1) you dumb fuck

>>34261232
Did you fall down the stairs again?

what happened to this my life is a meme guy?

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>>34261232
>anon wakes up after being pushed down the stairs
>opens eyes, sees this
>she says "oh, he's still alive"
what does?

Relations to other people are not meaningful.

I'm paranoid schizoid according to my psychiatrist

It makes me feel special.
But it also makes mom force me to take abilify.

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>>34261245
Not your ones.

>>34261141
>she leaves in the middle of the second movement

Fucking cunt

>>34261141
Kek. Haven't heard this one before, thanks

>>34261358

That's because it didn't happen.

OP is just bitter about being a virgin and is making up stories to make women look bad.

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>>34261137
Number 001
djhdnshjs

>>34261137
originally bumbing potentially epic thread

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>>34261162
Number 002
sndhhd

>>34261084
So you're saying that we're cockblocking ourselves and not asking them?

>>34261084
>fembots actually exist

They do, but they don't post here.

I always think they'd be happier with somebody else.

I just want them to be happy.

I don't think they'd want me anyway.