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greetings! me spase gost

welcome to my show!
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Play me in Zorak!
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>>34262545
/r9k/ space ghost rabbit room when?
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>>34262617
improved spase gost

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why don't robots play golf
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idk why oregano
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>>34262542

>robot

>sport

choose your weapon
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Robot =\= rich

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Would an average 25 year old woman rather date:
>A 20 year old 10/10 muscle Chad with a huge dick
or
>A 30 year old 6/10 guy with an average sized dick?

Both are financially stable
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Chad

What kind of retarded question is this?
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>>34262440
She'll date the guy that makes a move. Don't meme your lives away.
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>>34262440
Women actually prefer men older than them.

>go to your kitchen

>"OH hey anon, hope you don't mind, just made myself a quick vegan smoothie :)."
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>>34262425
How the can be black girl in my house when i live in the most whitest region in the world?
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>>34262449
You ain't Irish tho
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>>34262449
Brazilians are white

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>I'm lonely and depressed
>I have anxiety
>I am terrified when I'm out in public
>I have no friends
>I feel lost and alone
>ANYWAY my bf

EVERY FUCKING TIME WITHOUT FAIL
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>anyway my bf

What did he mean by this?
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women live meme lives
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>tfw all of these things
>tfw no bf
im still hung up on a canadian who left me 2 years ago and probably forgot I ever existed. Sometimes I read screenshots of old messages I have with him.

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would you date this girl even though she has stupid tattoos
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>>34262382
naked pix on the internet is the problem here not specifically the tats
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>>34262382
I hate tattoos, but the one's she has aren't in terrible locations so sure. Her breasts are not tainted.
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>>34262382
Hand tattoos are the worst. I don't like tattoos at all, but when they're on the hands or fingers it becomes extra bad.

Only face tattoo is worse than that.

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Why aren't you more like CHAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8
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>>34262352
Because im depressed, i have a schizotypal disorder and on top of that i dont care about any of that stuff.
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>>34262352
Why isn't Chad more like me?
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He looks a lot older than 28.

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Who else /emotionless/ here?

>sister is upset about something
>don't know what to do
>can't feel anything
>sit quietly listening to her sob
>eventually force self to show sympathy or pretend I care

Why am I like this?
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>>34262227
sounds like low emotional intelligence
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>>34262249
>emotional intelligence
spot the oxymoron
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>>34262287
>spot the oxymoron
More like spot the pleonasm. It takes a certain level of intelligence in order to be able to "read" emotions correctly and act accordingly.

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Dubs names my new little doggo
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Alfred
adfsjhlsakfhklashlf
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>>34262198
Frederick Beagles.
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Dingus the third

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we NEED to kill all the lanklets otherwise we're never getting laid
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I think I'll pass on that one. Cute shark though.
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>>34262239
spoken like a lanklet

your day will come you tall fuck
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Why don't you kill yourself instead. If you can't get laid it's your own fault. Every other man your height or shorter is getting laid, you're the exception.

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When I type "boy" in my iPhone it autocorrects it to "boipucci"
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>>34262151
>type boy
>cuteboys
>gayboystube
>boypussy

hmmmmm
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Well you can't say boipussy without the boy now can you?
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>>34262151
I'm not a phone poster. because of this

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i think buddhism is the only hope for robots

we suffer because we want a gf and we were rejected by society

our suffering comes from wanting something: a gf, to fit in society

once we stop wanting, we will be happy
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>>34262132
>once we stop wanting, we will be happy

You will not be happy, you will be dead, and not in a figurative way, you will have to actually be dead.
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>>34262145
you can lose the attachment and the need

then you will have peace
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The answer is so simple and easy but you know they don't want it. They would rather suffer than change who they are. You know it,don't you?

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Do you ever get scared of being normal? Cause i do. Its like everyday i am geting closer to being like my parents. Working at a blue collar job,having 3 kids and always arguing with his wife but in a way you know they love each other. I feel like i should be happy over this but i am not. Like,i just want to live outside and be alone but it seems i am just geting closer to being surounded by an abyss or normality. I am not crazy am i? Literaly anybody else would be stoked over this and i am just falling apart. You know?
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Few things scare me as much desu.
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I wouldn't say robots are "enlightened" but I certainly feel my view of the world now is more realistic as a robot and for some strange reason, even though it depresses me and makes me hate others and myself, I don't know if I could give that up to be normal. Scariest thing is that I really don't know why.
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>>34262737
I guess its like learning to ride a bike. You cant unlearn how to ride a bike.

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What the fuck is their endgame, lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc
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>>34262114
There's new information on them including some links but can't copy it

Stay woke and watch out for bogdaneirs and BIDF
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Lebensraum for their Bogandoff descendants.

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Was penguin bloke a robot?
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Does anyone have the video, it is sad
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he's a kindred spirit. there's a little of him in all of us.
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>this is the last known photo of suicidal penguin before he disappeared

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