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i don't care anon. if you don't mind you can kill me too. i just don't care.

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>>34264269
>anon comes into my thread
>says he doesnt care
>he expects a lethal dose of morphine
>give him a (you) instead

who here /devilish/ ?

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>>34264238
wtf? Are you fucking serious? Fuck off

I didnt get into mma because you can't really do it after 50, unlike drawing.

>>34264252
You should take steroids. It isn't going to shorten your life drastically at this point anyway. Just don't ABUSE them.

Just look what they did for Sylvester Stallone I bet he is in better shape than you in that last Expendables movie.

>>34264252
If I can make it to 50, (not sure I can because of my health) I'm probably gonna do some light steroids for the rest of my life. Only takes one look at the old guys on them to know it's worth it later in life.

Yeah
I want my pillows to smell like heaven not dried pussy juice

I honestly don't hump my pillows. Does nothing for me. I touch myself a lot, so my vagina is very desensitized now.

>>34264532
There's a difference?

blox

>>34264124
Where's my wallet?

What's up with black people taking pictures of their money? What are you trying to prove? Do you get "bitches" by engaging in this sort of primitive showmanship?

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Hahaha nic but that don look like acheck heehee

>>34264062

27 was 6 years ago, bruh. Good year though, honestly.

I'm 27 right now. All I do is play video games and browse here/porn.

>>34264062
>How do you picture your life at the age of 27?
Unless things turn around I'll probably off myself before I reach that point

leave them alone you fucking weaboo freak.

>>34264058
Its my job faggot.

Instagram and twitter are notoriously bad for dating.

Just host a drawing workshop for free where you teach peravirgin chicks how to draw. If you are going to hit on them, for gods sake don't do it openly and cringily. It's gotta be slow and calculated.

i've thought about it, just as a way to take an extended vacation, but eh

>>34263968
>Why don't you all just teach English in Japan?

I'm not a native eigo speaker.

>>34263968
Because I don't want to learn proper grammar for english and how to teach children things.

To find helpless nerds to date that aren't normies.

>>34263948
pretty genius, if you ask originality

>>34263988
Well it's been the point of the threads since 2011. I hope this one i'm dating right now actually winds up in a marriage >.>.

I unfortunately had to drop one just recently, and the hurts building up. Why can't these boys know their life meaning is to satiate my dick?

>>34263919
Youre just growing up. It's part of being an adult.

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>>34263919
I don't know about literally being a cuckold, but nowadays I am almost incapable of having an opinion unironically.
I pretty much just act in way that I think is funny.

If there wasn't the internet I probably wouldn't have become a trap.

>>34263829
I normally stay hard for a good 3-4 minutes after cumming.

I've never gone flaccid while cumming. ever.

Yeah gradually

you have a broken dick.

with moot or without moot. I would say it is all a moot point!

We are here, having fun on this blog and that is what matters.

>>34263826
everyone has a right to come here, play some memes and have good time!

Initiate the final countdown

Nothing more than a game for me.

"Big guy"

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>>34263744
Rome fell. It can still be reforged, but people are too barbaric to even try.

>le clever metaphor

>>34263744
blame that facebook admin for sending all the normies here. people like him have ruined this board.

I've started washing my face to get rid of this acne I've had since I was 13.
Been using E45 cream twice a day and a low dose of spiractin for about two weeks. Not noticing any change yet.

Also changing underwear every day

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I don't even remember the last time I changed my underwear and socks, let alone showered or brushed my teeth or anything. All my clothes haven't been washed in at least half a year, they're all varying degrees of dirtiness and I wear what I wear based on their smell.

Just took my underwear off and had a smell, smells fucking good desu.

wow this is a rare pepe

>>34263736
>men

Only white men. It's because white men are inferior and the know it. Women are choosing the superior men.

>>34263761
You gonna trigger someone so bad.

>>34263761
Not true. I'm Hispanic and I like it.

>>34263733

Good luck mayne. Don't lose her

I'll take "story I made up and didn't happen" for $200.

>>34263733
>>tfw get qt virgin gf several months ago
>>life finally turning around
>>have lots and lots of lewd sex
>>have a big dick
Keep writing that fanfiction bud