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Tomorrow's Friday!
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do we still have to rozmawiac po angielsku kurwa mac
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>>34264618
move po angielsko
Or however the fuck you spell it
Spierdalaj matkojebka. OOOH! I am into Poland yet
Jestes kurwa maj
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>>34264669
dont you dare to bully us in our safe space
anglo go away
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Peanut lovers get out 2017-01-19 04:16:04 Post No.34264615
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Reminder that peanuts are the normies of seeds and nuts and are therefore unwelcome.
Up for debate is which nut is the /ournut/ of robots.
I say it is the pistachio.
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>>34264615
Pistachios are for nu males and tumblrinas, the true robot nut is almonds.
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Obviously the walnut
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Macadamias are the true patrician nut.
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DO YOU HAVE THE TIEM
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>>34264565
2 lissin 2 me wine
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>>34264565
It's time u you to die *teleports behind u and throws 1000 shuriken*
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aboat evberthing and nofin attwonce
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Imagine you had to be a member of the opposite sex. What kind of body would you ideally want to be in? Post a pic. Keep in mind you have to deal with the consequences, positive and negative, of your chosen form forever. What would you make your female name? Would you be straight or gay?
I'd want to look something like this, pleasantly soft but not fat, cute face, matronly smile. Could look alluring if I wanted to or dress in fat girl clothes so silly boys wouldn't bother me. As for name I've always kind of liked Belinda, I'd go by Bel. I'd probably be bisexual because I can't imagine not loving to play with the female body, but I'd also probably enjoy being fucked considering I'm pretty passive and submissive even as a male, though I'm not attracted to men.
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tall girl
huge girl
I want to be big and strong and intimidate manlets and tease them
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>>34264578
It's usually not the huge, tall girls who bully and intimidate manlets, but average hight women or even womanlets.
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>>34264661
no no I want to be a giant titty monster
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if you had to fight classes of second graders in waves, how many waves would you survive?
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How big are the classes?
When during the day do I fight them?
Do I get weapons? Do they get weapons?
Where do I fight them?
How do I fight them? All at once or do they come individually or in smaller groups?
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>>34264539
So, how many in a class? Around 20?
Do we get weapons or are we going in unarmed?
Grabbing one by the legs and using him/her as a bludgeoning weapon is a valid tactic, right?
I could get through at least one wave, I have a feeling I would go berserk if the conditions were right.
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You could last 45 minutes to several hours, maybe even a day +. It'd really just be discipline.
This is assuming hunger games style deathmatch where the kids can stab you with pencils and you can beat them to death with a chair.
If it's just like folkystyle wrestling or MMA, then you could extremely easilly win until you pass out/start sleeping, so 12-48 hours depending on the person.
When was the last time you made a girl laugh?
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>>34264534
I'm not sure that one ever has without me forcing the laughter.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701
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I use to do it all the before I dropped out of school 15 years ago.
I'd probably be a normie if I didn't drop out. Stay in school kids.
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Yesterday I was complaining about my roommate to the girl working our building's front desk. Made a joke about him being like a hermit crab and she laughed. It's was a weak joke but oh well. She's also one of those secret nerdy slut girls so she laughs at anyone not obese.
Does browsing 4chan make anyone else depressed?
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Sometimes the negativity gets to me. Now I'm only here for greentexts, /comfy/ and gondola.
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>>34264508
all ill say is i'm glad i found this place in highschool as opposed to college. If i had started browsing in highschool i would probably a much worse version of myself now
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>>34264508
Yes
It made me feel more conscious about my body and more misogynistic
ended up staying home more often than before
;-;
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How do you deal with the fact that no girl you're attracted to will ever want you? I've had opportunities to get a gf but only with ugly girls.
>inb4 lower your standards
I've tried before and I couldn't even stay hard/cum. I just have no motivation to spend time with them or treat them well. It seems extremely unfair to both of us to continue on like that.
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>Some disgusting ungrateful superficial worthless shallow piece of shit Chad is posting here
Get fucking cancer, you stupid fuck.
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>>34264518
>disgusting ungrateful superficial worthless shallow because of biological reasons you can't control
Nice logic there friend
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>>34264505
The solution is lifting, cardio, and proper diet. Not even memeing, I couldn't get cute girls to date me either. Ever since I got into good shape (not jacked, but significantly cut my body fat and increased muscle definition) the caliber of girls I've gone on dates with has increased significantly. It's absolutely worth the effort.
Bonus: If you do heavy squats and deadlifts (with proper form) you can raise your free testosterone.
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Why does everyone want one of these? Does it give you satisfaction?
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>>34264442
I CAN GET NO...
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I want to impact somebodies life.
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>>34264482
I keked.This comment is as original as it gets.
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>he believes that success is based off of choices and not bred
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>>34264386
Keep thinking that, dumbass Jack.
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>he wants to justify being a loser
>"It's not my fault! I was born this way"
Dumb anime poster
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>>34264533
>Republicans actually believe this
Do you also believe in the calories in, calories out meme?
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>"Wow, thank you Chad for showing us those wonderful souvenirs from your vacation to Europe! Now up next for Show and Tell is Anon. Anon, what did you bring to show the class today?"
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>>34264331
My dick haha
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>bought in my Star Trek Encyclopedia
>autistically went through my favourite fold outs of cutaways of the ships
>got to the D'deridex class Warbird before I was told my time was up
>aka my second favourite fold-out
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Is show and tell a real thing in American schools?
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Anon, you're my second boyfriend, honest.
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O-okay sweetie, I love you. Can I kiss your forehead tonight?
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Imagine putting that whole thing in your mouth and creating a tight suction
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>>34264274
If she moves her hips while standing, can she clap with that?
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Ask someone who is going to be dead in 30 minutes anything.
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Can you take me with you?
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>>34264271
what was the last thing you enjoyed?
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Sorry anon, I kinda feel regretful at the moment surprisingly, I'm not too somber though, I took enough codeine, paracetamol and fenatyl to kill a horse.
>Cuddling with you is really nice, anon
>I really like you and I know this is weird, but do you wanna be my boyfriend? I don't know what we are right now, but I want to make it an official thing...
How do you respond?
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uhhhhhhhhhhh I have to go
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>>34264258
fug, I think this might be about to happen to me. I think my approach is going to be to admit to my borderline autism and say (truthfully) that I'm a total nightmare to live with
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>>34264258
This is my response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS6AFpJauFA
LIKA SOMBODEE FUK U BIC
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Black girl (17) rapes white guy 2017-01-19 03:53:12 Post No.34264245
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Black girl (17) rapes white guy
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You can't make this up... 17 year old girl hold guy at knife point and forces him to allow her to perform oral and vaginal sex with him.
http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2017/01/female_17_charged_with_knife-p.html
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>>34264245
Not the first time it happened. Some Angelina Jolie look alike with mental problems did the same thing to a taxi driver. Only when he couldn't go for a third round, she stabbed the fuck out of him.
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>tfw so ugly nobody has ever or ever will try to rape you
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>Operation Blacked is failing
>Operation Rape Whitey is a go
(((They))) are programming black women to lust insatiably after your white penis in order to forward the agenda of a single colored slave race (((they))) can easily rule over.
Stay safe my white brothers, and beware the black widow.