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>>34267987
>300 for two nights

Literally what the actual fuck are you on about? Do you lack personality or something?

>>34268013

>standard dinner for 2 is $100
>gas is another $20 for there and back
>seeing a movie is another $30

where do you go for your dates, trailer trash? red lobster?

>$200
>several hours
1 hour at best

Because Chad and Stacey's biggest joy is to make a beta squirm.

>>34267970
nice cuckhold bait. More original than most.

>>34267970

just do the drugs looser

>>34267946
That's why girls don't suck fat fucks.

>Do girls even really enjoy giving blowjobs, or is this just a porn thing that's made its way into public consciousness?

I've read enough, lol.

when girls are being eaten out
what do you think it looks like?
use your imagination since you've never seen a vagina since exiting the womb

>>34267946
Some girls like blowjobs. Someone will post the unflattering picture of the girl giving a bj though.

>>34267924
I don't know, but I don't like it. Why can't they just talk normally?

>>34267924
filthy frank started doing it and the others became influenced by him. for some reason, most of the popular "nerdy" youtubers are all friends in real life and for whatever reason they all look up to filthy frank even though his videos are shit.

It's reddit, that's what it is. Underage eceleb cancer needs to fuck off from my website.

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>>34267919
Spare a story?

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Shit, are 18 year old easy? I'm a 7/10 bald guy with a good body.

Considering picking up some of these sloots near a campus.

>>34267919
tell us a tale or two sugar daddy anon

>>34267882
Probably because it is a bit gross and weird. I mean, you do know she literally shits from there right? I mean, I hope it's not a foreign concept to you that on a daily basis, feces materialize from that part of her body? Right? Surely you must know that by now.

>>34267882

>my girlfriend

She better be a fucking literal hambeast or get out

>>34267882
She's cheating on you if she only gives you handjobs. Break up with her and get a gf that will let you play with her butt

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well, who is more qt?

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who is the toppest waifu?
whats more normie, babsfu waifu or playing fifa 17 on ps4?

What do you get out of these threads? It isn't funny is it? Why do you do it?
It is really creepy actually, stop it please

>>34267843

Go die in a fire, you cunt.

Go to a food bank, you dummy.

>>34267843
Sell your body. :(
How do you run out of money? Jesus.

>>34267836
why do you keep sucking my dick lmao

>>34267836
idk but patchy is CUTE!

>>34267836
why do people treat

>>34267812
>does anyone know this feel?

Not me, mate.
t. Blackboi

I kinda know but not all of them a small amount that actually persue me and fool around with me.

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Are you tall and blonde?

I'm mixed and I secretly want a Nordic chad to take me and call me a worthless nigger whore but cuddle me after...

>>34267791
>why is ok for wimmin to be /ss/ perverts

1.) IRL it's not
2.) lots of men want to be shotas and have relationships with onee-sans

>>34267791
I'd wouldn't call it "OK" but it's not stigmatized in the same way or as severely as with men

When you hear on the news that a teacher was impregnated by a 13 yo boy in her class you can't help but think she must be a total slut to let that happen

I want to be treated gently by an onee-san

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>>34267646
Sage and report in an original fashion.

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>>34267697
There is literally nothing wrong with posting cute femanons, especially since it probably helps to scare them away.

>>34267646
>Post cute femanon nudes

Fixed it. Expose the roasties for what they are.

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you should greentext the sexual abuse here with all the gritty details

>>34267764
>be 6
>friend is 3 years older than me
>introduces me to masturbation in the basement, says "I'm not gay but I would get a blowjob from a guy and like it"
>we masturbate next to eachother on the couch

>am probably 8
>hanging out in attic
>he suggests we fool around
>bends me over
>"at least you won't be a virgin anymore"
>he doesn't actually penetrate but then he got me to play with his dick, when it's his turn he puts on a glove and just moves around under the blankets, says "you don't really think I'd touch your dick do you?"
>months later lying in bed with me going to sleep
>he pulls up covers, suggests we compare dick sizes
>we do, he says mine is small compared to his

Like do I really tell a therapist this sick sexual shit or just say I've been sexually abused? I feel like it would be awkward to go into detail

>>34268073
Thats fairly normal childhood experimentation, fuck ive done some dumb sexual stuff i didn't know right from wrong below the age of 12

fucking this
I really don't fucking get it. If you have someone that you dedicate all of your time to, how the fuck can you make out with a stranger and then claim you're drunk or whatever?

there's literally notihng wrong with cheating on your gf

>>34267587
>>34267644
I cheated on my last girlfriend because she was bound to cheat on me someday. Might as well be the first one so I don't get cucked.

>>34267581
I'm trying to learn C# but I barely have the motivation.

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programming is the single most boring and unenjoyable thing I did in my life

>>34267676
this very much, i can't routinely do same thing every day