What does this image mean??
I can't reveal the source.
>>34269223
What did he mean by this? Is this a test CIA
>>34269223
wine guy glasses van
>>34269223
it means people need to get the fuck off my back, yo
This is the Chris chan general thread
when will she make a new chapter
I was actually thinking about producing a thread a few months ago that went something like this
>normiehood is laughing at chris chan and his wiki
>robothood is realizing he was the hero all along
but I never made it
>>34269209
>That off colouring.
Shit that's really going to kill him.
Would /r9k/ agree these are the artistic highpoints of their mediums?
:D
>>34269191
SoC is good but I wouldn't say it's the highest point gaming has reached artistically. Not when Deadly Premonition and Nier exist.
You haven't thought about Merriweather Post Pavilion
>>34269191
>Jordorowsky
I mean, I guess, he's alright
/r9k/ help me choose what to eat from burgerking.
I can choose whatever and i will delivar pictures
>burger king
>not based McD's
just cut out the middle man and eat a black cock desu
get a hot dog so you can pretend you're sucking trap cock like you fantasize you fucking faggot
>>34269183
>mcD's
>based
Literally one of the worst fast food franchises. Good nuggets though.
who /don't take shit from anyone/ here?
>>34269137
What kind of /don't take shit from anyone/ guy are you? The one that laughs it off and ignores anyone or the one that fucks someone up by beating him up kind of guy?
>>34269137
I don't, because I never leave my house.
>>34269163
I break knee caps, enough said.
WHY DO I KILL EVERY THREAD WITH MY POST
SOMEBODY GIVE ME A (YOU) RIGHT NOW
>>34268957
/thread
oregonzalles
>Make my kind of post at the beggining of a thread
>Absolutely murder it
>Make my kind of post when the thread is hot
>3 (You)s
Peak beauty
The real deal
>>34268956
is this loss
originonononosjdijfoijli
>>34268956
fug off sheboon
Hasn't this girl posted on /r9k/? She made the "ask a friendless black girl at a cafe anything" thread, I think. She looked better in other pictures. Maybe a 6/10.
Does anyone want to be my boyfriend? I'm 18 , I'm not feminine and I'm not masculine, just an ordinary guy. I want to play video games with someone , talk about my life , help solve his problems, and generally make each others lives easier. This goes without saying, I'm a boy.
>>34268926
Ok anon let's go grab eat some eels and soda together, if not we can go have some burgers with coffee or scorpion preserved in a lollipop with milk
We can do this while going out to the movies or playing a round of tic tac toe but I'm not much for video games unless you have a Magnavox and we can play that ripoff of pong desu
>>34269015
That all sounds fun and games, but we're almost certainly far from each other.
Shameful self bump
originally unoriginal
Who /selharms/?
This world is fucking miserable, my life is shit. I'm cut up, depressed and alone.
Anybody else that knos the pain and deals with it by damaging their body?
Also, general selfharm discussion thread. What methods/tools do you use? Drugs, blades, bleach, hitting oneself or anything else?
>>34268845
I mildly cut myself in like 6th and 7th grade because the whole "emo" thing was popular, then I dropped it because I'm not a fucking retard.
>>34268845
I used to work in Psychiatry for a few months and self harmers were usually gigantic pussies or girls with personality disorders which caused a massive amount of problems for the staff despite never being in any danger of seriously hurting themselves or committing suicide.
Only here to say Transylvanian Hunger is maybe the best Black Metal album ever.
>Wasting your blood to paint the worst Dark Throne album cover
Soulside Journey and Under a Funeral Moon are so much better than this shit.
>get contacted by recruiter for a job
>go to interview
>take exam
>pass drug test
>they ask to have me take another exam and attend an orientation
>they schedule it for a day (today) I am working.
>Ask them two days ago to reschedule
>no reply, they don't even seem to care that I haven't showed up for the orientation/exam
Fuck, am I the bad guy or are they incompetent.
>>34268795
>Do all that for a fucking job
>Still fail in the end
LmaO. How's it feel knowing I got a job paying 8.64 pounds/hour and all I had to do was do a literal 2 minute interview?
>>34268795
Just curious... who gave you the exam and drug test? Was it an independent recruiter (headhunter) or a recruiter who was an employee of the company where the job was?
>>34268823
>8.64 pounds
Roughly how much that is in burger dollars?
You wake up to find a hungry Asuka skelly in bed next to you
oh my god asuka quit the heroin
>>34268794
Feed her some spunk.
>>34268794
I wonder what happened, but then I realised that she doesn't have to tell me.
>"hey anon! Wanna come to the sorority party? You have to dress up like an Egyptian like me!"
>>34268790
/tv/ plsdont stop
WE WUZ JIPSHAN KANGZZZZ
>>34268790
>Dresses up as a Mummy
This is so stupid it might work
>Brings a Sphynx cat
>Brings Doberman Pinscher
>Guy at the party is named Moses
>Party erupts in Chaos
All you have to do is be white.
>All you have to do is be white
Kekerino. When will this meme end? Most black girls are pro-black an SJWS nowadays who like their men tall, dark (chocolate) and handsome.
why would I want any girlfriend
Whites fucking black women
U mad black boiisss?
Pedophelia=death sentence/life in prison
How are people this fucking stupid still? Taking photos of a kid is not worth life in prison, child molestation is not worth someones life, it just isnt. Someone touched my dick when I was 5 that person doesnt deserve to die.
Sure you can say im disgusting for not agreeing touching my dick is the same as literally fucking dying but youre a fucking moron to suggest that, it is simply illogical to draw the conclusion that pedophilia should be treated like murder.
>>34268741
>Someone touched my dick when I was 5 that person doesnt deserve to die.
This is why you probably like 5 year olds. That person took away your innocence and you believe you can get a part of that back by engaging with children.
Try lifting and get your testosterone level up and you will like THICC.
Good luck. I'm not judging you i feel sorry for you.
>>34268850
I dont, I am attracted to Tall women twice my age and all my exs over 35, my dick is 8 inches I have plenty testosterone according to my doctor, you feel sorry but you were only assuming, you should feel sorry for yourself. Dont let this btfo sting u too bad
>>34268741
>Taking photos of a kid is not worth life in prison
It depends what kind of photos.
>child molestation is not worth someones life
It is. People shouldn't be killed for being pedophiles but child molesters should certainly be castrated and brutally murdered.
Thoughtcrime is bullshit but I don't know about pieces of shit like you who actually attempt to defend child molestation while posting a photo titled "Father Daughter" and so certainly have incestuous thoughts which will probably result in you molesting your own kids.
>pedophilia should be treated like murder
Child molestation* should be treated as worse than murder.
>be catalog of /r9k/
>don't have a woman hate thread
wtf is wrong with this board?
>women
>not lying
pick one
>used goods wanting to settle down
kek, roastie BTFO
get culturally enriched, bitch