So the Illuminati isn't real, right?asking for a friend
of course not goy
>>34270229
They are and they are the jews
>>34270229
Keep thinking about the illuminati pal when there's pic related (protip: the illuminati don't exist, only the Bogs do)
Serious question?
>>34270222
>She's made of rubber
>How did that happen
>Yo ho ho she took a bite of gomu gomu
>>34270222
Slap his chin's belly
>>34270222
call my brothers to help me perform a blood eagle
>26 wagecuck
>depressed as fuck
>high school education, dropped out of uni several times
I wanna get a degree and get rid of wagecuck life asap but I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE
What I'm planning to do for 2017 :
>workout
Maybe it'll help getting a security job or something, also wanna learn a martial art.
>get serious at drawing
Might get me a few bucks if I get good at it dunno but it's the only thing I enjoy doing
>learn Japanese one hiragana a day
Maybe I could do something with it like translator or professor
>read more books and try to increase general knowledge
Cause I feel dumb as fuck knowing next to nothing about science, maths, my own country's history and shit but I'm terrible at learning dates.
PLEASE HELP
GRANT ME GUIDANCE R9K
Also planning to get my driver license since it seems pretty important for a lot of jobs.
>>34270217
did you draw pic related?
>>34270282
No otherwise I'd draw porn all day and wouldn't work 50h/week to get my boss a new Ferrari.
Why are black people so undesirable?
it maybe has to with the fact that they look like literal apes
the females look the most masculine of all the races and their hair looks disgusting
>>34270225
I don't know senpai, that black woman looks pretty attractive if I'm being honest. The negro male looks as repulsive as expected.
Ok robots my depression is getting pretty bad. I was diagnosed as a kid but havent done anything about it because im retarded and my parents are embarrassed of me enough. I saw an anon say pic related helps a bit? I know its not a miracle cure but have any of you tried it? What does it do?
It didn't have enough of an effect on me that I can tell you for sure it wasn't placebo, but it may have provided a minor mood lift. I take it every day but fuck if I know if I'd feel any different if I stopped. I'll probably stop when I run out and order more if I feel it was having an effect.
Most studies seem to suggest it can help, though
OP here
I was also wondering if it really is available at Walmart like that anon said. Or a walgreens?
>>34270114
I take virgin coconut oil
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4247320/#__sec1title
and 5-htp which is a common supplement found in any pharmacy or wal-mart next to the st-johns wart and ginkgo biloba
http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/supplement/5hydroxytryptophan-5htp
it works great for me desu, coupled that with an active lifestyle and my depression is gone or at the very kept very far away.
Also, Salvia Divinorum and Psiclocybin mushrooms for anxiety.
Found out today I have derealization, any anons out there have it or any experience
I can't be the only one going through this
>>34270113
Yeah, its awful.
Sorry for your loss.
>>34270113
The world we inhabit is a brief day dream. You've realised the truth.
I get feelings of it for a few seconds usually throughout the day, I'll zone out and realize I'm in a dream, then come back in and realize that I'm actually here.
>qt girl at uni chats me up often and always seems to come over to the buffet exactly when I go there
>another girl, her bff, talks to me about that girl and at some point literally says "i'm trying to spark your interest in that girl"
>start really getting interested in that girl
>finally think the interest is mutual
>find out that the girl in question has a bf and she fucking loves him
Holy fuck why are women this fucking cruel? They were apparently having fun time playing with my feelings while appearing as my friends.
Fucking unbelievable.
topkek why would the bff say that wouldnt she be the one to know about the boy friend?
is she just memeing you or are you cucked and not telling the full story as in she didnt say exactly that
>>34270190
This is the full story. I can't fucking understand it. The only way I can explain this is that they were legitimately and intentionally playing with my feelings.
>>34270245
anymore green text to kindle the flames of this threads life force? can be about anything, talk to us anon
Friendly reminder that if you don't cuff your jeans you're a beta cuck.
>>34270036
also friendly reminder that if you cuff your jeans when they don't need to be cuffed you will be laughed at by anyone with even the slightest interest in fashion
>>34270060
>a bunch of /fa/ faggots will laugh at me
a-at least i'm fit so i can bully them back
/fa/ is LAUGHABLE man, they are just a bunch of autist who got jewed by the clothing industry
I swear I've been seeing at least 3 25+ threads at a time now
check the catalog for the thread you already made before making a new one you senile fucks
So who here /18-25/
How's college treating you fucks
>>34270028
I'm 20 and I've never been to college because I can't afford it, please stop asking this
>>34270046
just take out a loan then default on it
you're gonna be living off of neetbux anyway
>>34270028
failed out of it already. Decided fuck it, I was never motivated enough to be a wage slave, I might as well be a bum.
a-any robots here going to inauguration tomorrow?
p-plz respond
Fingers crossed that Paul Ryan becomes the 47th president of the United States tomorrow
>>34270088
how did you arrive at 47th nigga
I'm actually seriously considering going on a killing spree if Trump is harmed tomorrow. I'm suicidal anyway and this seems like the most noble cause for a while.
How often do you shower?
I'm debating whether or not I should takes shower today. I heard that taking one everyday is bad for your skin and hair.
>>34270000
Every 2-4 days, more often if I'm doing anything physical.
I only shower when I have to go outside. Which is maybe like 1-4 times a month.
But I wouldn't think too much of that shit about it being bad if done daily. Chad and Stacy do it everyday, for years and they don't have any problems with their hair and skin either, now do they?
>>34270045
You make a point. I actually know one normie who showers 3 times a day.
>tfw I main a rogue in WoW
>tfw I like to hide in dark corners of streets IRL and pickpocket random strangers walking boy
*stealthes by you discreetly*
*shadowsteps behind you* nothin personel kid
Joke's on you, the way to be a successful thief character IRL is through high CHR, not actual sneaking skill
>>34269985
Oooooooooojhhhhhhhh if i see that rouge one MORE TIME!!
Says the alli priest.
*you stealthily sneak by*
*chew on dagger*
Whats up doc?
>tfw your friend carries you the whole game while being cold over the mic
>tfw neither of them showed up for Arma tonight
>tfw tonight was way better than yesterday when they did show up
>tfw they missed out
>tfw no trap bf
cutest thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4O8YI9-nNk
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no Mokocchi gf(male)
real thread theme https://youtu.be/yMfgjVlGbUE
>weigh in on every decision my friends make and offer them frequent (albeit unsolicited) advice because I care about them and want them to do the right thing
>they call me overbearing and meddlesome and annoying
Does anyone know this feel?
>>34269905
>EVERY decision
..c'mon now
>>34269905
That's kind of you but sometimes it's best to keep the information to yourself if it's not asked for. Often people misinterpret positive intentions. That's the cruel truth..
>>34269905
why don't you fucking stop then? stop pretending you care about them.
There was a comfy thread about this before. Post your deadly sins in order from the strongest to the weakest. Armchair psychologists welcome.
>Envy
>Pride
>Greed
>Sloth
POWER GAP
>Lust
>Gluttony
>Wrath
>>34269897
>Armchair psychologists welcome.
>>Lust
Everything comes down to lust, or as I call it: wanting to make sex with your mommy. All other sins are just coping mechanism from the ego towards either castration anxiety and penis envy. Ok.
>>34269897
>Wrath
>Pride
>Greed
>Sloth
>Envy
>Gluttony
>Lust
I hate sex in general and i'll happily drag the entire human race down to hell with me if I can
>>34269897
>Greed
>Lust
>Pride
>Wrath
>Gluttony
>Sloth
>Envy