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Fuck being depressed. Who here/homocidal/?
Who do you want to kill /r9k/?
Have you ever hurt anyone? did it feel good?
Would you ever consider harming someone else?
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Nobody
Not physically
Sure if I had good reason for it
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>>34272403
>Homocidal
Freudian slip lol
anyway, you gotta get a grip OP.
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>>34272419
You don't think you would feel so good if you were able to hurt someone? how about normies? wouldn't it feel good to watch them die anon?
You cannot be a robot and be a republican, it is an oxymoron.
All you republican normies need to leave this board right now
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>>34272394
I would think the opposite. Kindly explain yourself.
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>being Democrat or Republican
>Not libertarian
Boot-lickers out
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You cannot be a robot and care about politics.
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There's a complex social hierarchy and you're at the very bottom.
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>>34272343
thats true, lmao, aahhahah top kek, anon, way the go.
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>complex
it's not complex at all lmao
the more physically attractive you are the higher you are
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What if it's SO complex that there is no bottom?
Checkmate, reality.
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what are your worst qualities (physical & mental) that repel girls from you?
ill start
>very short
>big nose
>skeletor
>conservative
>braces
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>>34272334
>Conservative with no alluring physical attributes
Color me surprised.
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>fat 122kg 1,85 m
>shy
>poor
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>>34272334
The fact that I'm intellectual. I have no time for idle chitchat that brainlets indulge in. Instead, I prefer sophisticated discussion about science and philosophy.
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What the fuck was his problem? Was it autism or just bitterness over being a lonely socially awkward beta?
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Hmmm. Well he was a smart man, yet realised the hermit life was the way to win. The man had a long term plan and carried it out. As a beta? Probably but he out alpha'd the alphas for 20 years. So not shure.
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>>34272279
Being a 5'2 manlet lmao
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>>34272279
He was literally too intelligent for normal society.
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>tfw women just don't want me
How do I get through to her, guys?
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>>34272199
You're asking those sort of autistic questions? You deserve whatever you get. Far too late for you nigga
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>women want a handsome and famous movie star over average Joe
Fucking whores amirite
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holy fuck this is some level 100 autism
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Does the idea of oblivion after death scare or calm you down anon?
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>>34272078
I don't feel either way towards it.
Before I was a theist I was a materialist atheist who thought my consciousness would end immediately upon death. Didn't bother me at all, still doesn't (despite knowing the opposite is true).
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>>34272078
Both. When I feel bad it makes me feel better, but when I feel good it seems terrifying.
My brains gonna stop at some point and I will be gone forever. It does seem to make your personal problems seem more insignificant.
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>>34272078
if I'm feeling suicidal it calms me
it almost never scares me
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Most of the time robots seem to be American
Are there any Latin, European or Asian robots here?
let's talk about our different experiences as robots around the globe.
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>>34271969
Baltic states reporting in.
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>>34271969
mexican robot here.
one difference ive noticed is that being a manlet (5'4) is not the disadvantage it is in the USA since our average height is lower than theirs
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>>34271969
UK reporting in
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what does r9k think about death grips?
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True robot music. All of it's based around the premise of being divorced from normal satisfactory human existence in some obtuse way.
It's a great normie litmus test when you ask people what they think about Death Grips. If their answer is "exhilarating / fun to listen to" then they don't get it and they just appreciate it on surface.
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>>34272879
u should try real noise
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I only heard one song and it barely sounded like music. More like some sound effects that would be used in a movie.
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ITT: autistic shit you've witnessed in school
>be in mandatory public speech class
>this fat kid who's a literal omega gets up to do his speech
>brings a Bluetooth speaker up with him for some reason
>states that he's going to play music during his speech
>okay whatever no big deal I guess
>connects it to his phone and hits play
>it's the sad music from Naruto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s
>starts to talk about how he was bullied in school and had no friends
>can barely hear his mumbles over the music
>cringe levels rising
>song suddenly changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk
>takes off his jacket to reveal a fleece Naruto jacket underneath
>ties Naruto's headband to his head
>does a complete 180 in mood and starts talking loudly about how Naruto changed his life
>"Without anime I would have never met my two best friends in the whole wide world, Sakura and Kakashi Sensei"
>in physical pain at this point
>whenever the song buffered, he'd stop and screech in irritation
>teacher informs him his time is up
>ignores him and keeps going for a good three minutes talking about One Piece and other random shit that has nothing to fucking do with Naruto
>thanks us all and does a karate bow at the end
>struts back to his desk blissfully unaware of the secondhand embarrassment he just caused everyone
>the speech was supposed to be a persuasive/informative speech on a political matter of your choice
I still cringe just thinking about it. I really hope that wasn't one of you guys.
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>>34271847
>I really hope that wasn't one of you guys.
Nah. Sounds like that guy had confidence.
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Fuck why was there no one like this in my school, I kinda wanted to see these people firsthand, just to see if I'll laugh my ass of as I imagine or cringe.
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>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TsE01qdy5A
Shame on that child
i feel im too old for this website. im a 27 yo hikikimori and yet it seems like most people here are younger than me. So I would like to know,,how old are you?
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You're never too old. I'm 34 and here forever.
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if anything the 25+ population on r9k has never been higher
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>>34271845
13months and I'm a wizard, so I'm almost 29 years old
Today I went to McDonald's and lo and behold at the fucking cash register is a semi-Stacey I had a crush on in high school but who was a real bitch to me when I tried to approach her (not that I hold too much of a grudge about it, I understand why she would reject me but she could have been at least a LITTLE polite about it, just sayin)
I thought this kinda shit only happens in movies. I am obviously (at least financially) doing better than her, she really looks like a truck hit her, kinda like me, but she didn't use to be like that, not at all how I remember her. When I used to imagine this kind of shit happening I thought it would feel amazingly satisfying, yet when it actually fucking happened I just kinda felt awkward and a little sorry for her even.
Am I so void of any joy that even when a girl who ridiculed me for no reason is now serving me fries can't even bring a slight grin to my face?
Is this it?
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>>34271638
No, because women change more than men. Men are more resolute and steadfast. When a woman changes, she really changes. When a man changes, it's usually adaptation to his immediate surroundings. Men are more stubborn.
You probably didn't think she as the 'same' woman as the cunt that mistreated you years back. Also, your inherent white knight faggotry stopped you from hating her. Faggot.
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it's almost as if other people being miserable isn't a source of joy. why would it make you happy? you've done nothing to feel a sense of self accomplishment. you coast through life and didn't end up in mcdonalds. she's probably still 10x happier in life than you are
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>>34271638
You grew up and moved on. That's it. A reaction like you described would make you a spiteful little shit.
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I just fucked up, m8's. allow me to explain:
>Be me
>Major hard-on for Tracer
>R34 and shit
>Even wrote a fanfic about her getting fucked by Reinhardt
>Total shit, but it was worthy of a fap or four.
>Posted it in Overwatch threads for teh lulz
>Just posted in some thread with an anon bitching about the community.
>Post my usual 2 part fanfic with pic related as the thumbnail
>Gotta go shit, leave the room and my computer unprotected
>home alone, so w/e.
>Hear dad's car pull in, k.
>Hear his workboots walking up the wooden steps to my room
>major shits, can't abort
>Hear my door creak
>plz no
>About 3 minutes of silence followed by a loud "WHAT THE FUCK, ANON"
>contemplated suicide by drowning in toilet
>knocking on the bathroom door, more like slamming.
>Stay completely still
>Dad leaves and runs down the stirs and back outside, hear his car squeal out of the driveway
>Come out from hiding to check on my computer
>Not only is my fanfic been read from top to bottom, but he looked through my entire porn folder (where I kept my fanfic)
>Mostly Tracer in BDSM/rape predicaments. pretty fucked up for a hardcore conservative like my dad
>shaking in my chair
>can barely type
What the fuck do I do, /v/? I'm scared shitless my dad is gonna kill me or something.
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I was gonna to make an extremely edgy post in response because you're a degenerate. But I can't do it
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czech this 4
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If your dad is a conservative, just tell him you want to rape her gay away.
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I want a gf that will enable my hikkikomori ways! Is there such a being in existence?
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>>34271454
There is if you are cute :3
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I'm a boy but I would unorincally let you live with me and support us both if you worshipped my cock daily
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I want to fuck Sakurako.
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Were you ever shamed by the fedora meme? Did it ever really bother you? Did it make you change the way you think about anything? Did it make you change how you did certain things in life?
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>>34271341
>Were you ever shamed by the fedora meme?
No because I wasn't a moron who wore a fedora.
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>>34271341
I stopped wearing fedoras, thankfully.
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>tfw kids don't know what a fedora actually looks like
Hint: he's wearing one. OP's image is probably a Trilby