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bump my brothers n sisters

>>34273103
>Another tall/handsome white Chad on /r9k/

Go to hell.

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>>34274609
I'm cute, not handsome though..

100 million dollars you fucking retard

>>34273143
but that's wrong you child actor

>>34273233
how can a 100 million dollar house not cost 100 million dollars?

First for some bullshti

I wish for all /britfeel/ers to have a relaxing and comfy night.

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>>34273155
Further to these doubles, husbandos

>>34273064
>Be honest /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?
Douche.

stupid chad with a big nose.

>>34273064
>Be honest /r9k/, what's your first impression of me?
Boring

g-gondola or blacked?

>>34273082
Blacked hand meme

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Since OP is a fag, here's a shit template. I can't find the better one.

Dirty women do. If you treat a slut like a princess she'll know you're full of shit and likely a retard. I guess every nice guys problem is that he doesn't want to admit that most "good" girls are fucking ugly.

>>34272979

I did try. It was somewhat successful. I just didn't like doing it.

I mean, I'm a misogynist, don't get me wrong, but is ONE girl that I can share intimate experiences with including my own hopes, dreams and fears too much to ask?

I mean, even if you ignore the fact that you're basically just playing a character that you yourself hate, just to be loved, it's difficult to treat someone you genuinely care for like shit. I'd much rather text someone back immediately, not two hours later. I'd like to take a girl out for a nice dinner, not a casual burger joint that screams "You're not important to me."

>someone has a boring personality
oh, close the book on them, bury them! that's it! they're boring, they're no longer human beings, pack up their stuff and burn it then off them with a bullet to the head, after all, it only matters that they have a boring personality.

Fingers=/=dick

Your fingers can only reach so far. It can't stretch the piss like a duck can.
Your right though, anyone with a dick over 6x5 can't be a robot.

If female "cum" is piss then so is male "cum"

>>34273017
You only need to reach the g spot

>men only go for stacy then become surprised to find she's taken

why the fuck do i even try

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>>34272944
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't own a waifu pillow

>>34272944
She doesn't actually have a boyfriend she just said this to friendzone you

>>34272845
If you never wrote this, I never would have been able to feel so much for you in this moment, too bad there is nothing I can do, see you space cowboy

why dont you just get weed instead and live the rest of your life working, eating, and experiencing pleasure you retarded pussy faggot

>>34272845
I don't wanna be 'that guy' but is it really needed?
how bad could your life be that you feel the need to OD and die

>>34273205
I don't value other people because I don't have the ability to love myself enough to love others, therefore I'll never have happy experiences with other people, which is the only true way to be happy, to share yourself and genuinely care about experiencing others. No one wants to be alone, and I've unfortunately strung everyone along in my life, making them believe I care, whenever all I really use them for is their drugs and stealing their money.

>>34272819
i don't eat that much in a fucking week

>>34272819
Just curious, is it a new bottle every time or same one?

Had some turkey + sweet potato.

>>34272819
You're gonna be shitting later

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yeah what a relief

>>34272785

Money can't buy happiness. Long lasting terms of it anyway.

>tfw I was

Hopefully the next life will be better.

...it probably won't

probably. but i would rather just hire escorts when i need companionship. i'm far from a "eww roasties" guy but i just get tired of people after a while and like sleeping in my own bed by myself.

>>34272604
No way. I'd fuck bitches everyday and live the dream. Only way I'd get a gf is by pretending to be poor, otherwise I'd be too paranoid about gold diggers.

certainly.
I've got one now and I'm broke.

You should kick his ass dude

>>34272711
You should shank him bruv

>>34272598
i'm just bumping to know if that is a real story,i don't mind giving (you)s at all,but just tell me that this is fake

>>34272594
You have to post your own first op

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>>34272870
pls no bully

oregano garlic spaghetti

>>34273077
>gf
>y
FUCK OFF.

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>tfw too intelligent to waste my time studying and going to school

Its called dyscalculia, I apparently have a 4th grade math level, yet I didn't have to take remedial math courses in college.

>tfw forgot how to multiply double digit numbers by each other