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>>34273692

I don't give a shit what idiots choose to permanently inscribe on their bodies, but it seems to me like they try to pass off the tattoo as an actual part of their personality, or proof of the person they are

>>34273783
I'm definitely not just talking about tattoos. This special snowflake bullshit has made everyone not only the trash the already were, but insufferable about being trash to boot. Just look at america right now. I fucking hate this country so god damn much. Everyone is so proud of...what, exactly? Everyone is fat, ugly, retarded and criminal. And they all have shit taste.

>>34273692
tats are huge turn offs in a chick. Somewhat ok for guys, but only really respectable on people who actually did tat-worthy shit. So basically, ex-cons vets and biker gang members.

I have classmates who also browse 4chan so they know I do too
My parents have seen me using it but probably don't know what 4chan is. My sister likely knows

not gay lol

parents know i like anime, but they don't care since i dont live with them

>>34273681
I'd wear the won't forget moot one, that's pretty much it.

>>34273680
What was the excuse this time, anon?

>>34273696
I'm waiting for a golden opportunity.

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>>34273680
This was a redpilling talk for them.

I just wanted to let you know that you're a faggot.

>>34273673
What're you drinking, Donny?

>>34273673
you should enjoy a shave of that terrible beard then enjoy a few hours at the gym for that body fat %

or enjoy a trip to the hardware store and then enjoy a short drop and a sudden stop

most real robots arent youtubers my man. we're 25+ year old neets with a sever mental illness.

i speak from experience. just pay these normie attention whores no mind

>eggman became a normie
>kent is getting more and more confident with women
>alexander layko got a gf called chelsea
>forever alone feels is also getting dates
>mr skelly disappeared
Any reccomendations?

>>34273570
Is Britbong still single?

I say: I don't know. What about your thighs? I prefer thighs like yours. Bottom line is you look great.

>>34273468
No, honey your ass is curvy.

I say: Anime was a mistake and drawings can't talk.

I feel kind of inadequate, my poops are small compared to that log she shat out.

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>poo condom came out of her vagina

>>34273444
youre fucking autistic. originale

>>34273401
Yes

why would I want to talk to you?

>>34273401
You know I actually like this song a lot. I am better off alone.

>>34273401
Definitely am.

>>>/soc/
get out normie

>>34273391
If you're stuck in a relationship, it is because you are a pussy. It's time to get out now.

>>34273391
You appear to be on the wrong board, you fucking normie, leave

>>34273368
I only want a gf to so I can be socially callibrated. I can't behave normally around them, social conditioning is too strong. I actually have 0 incentive to spend time with women - or people for that matter.

>>34273410
I know what you mean. I have only one friend because the effort of forming relationships with people is too great for me.

>>34273882
energy equation; extoverts win, introverts lose.
The only thing that really helps is becoming independent from everyone else. As long as you need anyone you are automatically their bitch. This goes especially for women. Best of Luck out there.

>>34273270
Will sylvia and I end up marrying?

>>34273270
Should I finally go to sleep?

>>34273270
does she miss me? desu senpai etcedra

>>34273265
because you dont belong here anymore

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Because you expect things to stay the same forever. That's not how it works.

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>>34273288
but you don't understand, it's sooooooooooooooo bad now. here let me give you a helpful info graphic

>>34273223
Record and post it here

>>34273239
I recorded it. Can I post it on vocaroo or something? Is there another site I can use?

>>34273394
vocaroo is probably the best

You would start by hugging a girl. Problem solved.

you glomp her from the back :3

>>34273129
What kind of a faggot doesn't want to touch dicks with a girl

describe her feet

>>34273130
size 6 desu

Why not? It dosent seem like a particularly bad deal.