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How do I stop having horrible nightmares every night?
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>>34275028
get off the drugs
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>>34275028
Smoke weed, get drunk, or jerk off before going to sleep
Works every time
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>>34275059
who the fuck do i listen to?
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Hit shuffle on your itunes player or whatever autistic meme player you have in linux and post a 3x3 collage of the albums.
Then proceed to shit all over other anons who have a different taste in music, or circlejerk with other anons who listen to the exact same things as you, or tip your fedora in the mirror at yourself because of how obscure and superior your taste in music is.
If you can't be bothered to post a 3x3, just post links to the music if you have.
Or just plug whatever you want to shill.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aw3mFXOwRgw
Tom Waits Real Gone
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>>34275417
I don't listen to a whole lot of folk/indie/country/blues and whatever else Tom Waits falls into, but I do love me some Tom Waits.
Someone post bad music so we can laugh at them.
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>>34275000
checked, and also can you list the names of those albums, OP?
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When did you realize you were a robot? Or more so when did it all start tumbling down.
Share the tale of the long forgotten anon.
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>OP Here
I'll start.
It began when I was 14 - 15, I fell into a deep hole of nothingness. I didn't care anymore, not about academics 'nor the opinions of my surrounding peers. I began lashing out at others and transitioning from a generally jolly person to an angry one. I eventually dug myself into solitariness and remained that way for years.
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>>34275185
it started at 15 for me as well, i used to have a gf (no sex) and was fairly popular but started to get angry out of nowhere. started having strange thoughts like i was in a dream and i was the savior etc, started seeing strange things(like an electric portal in my room).
finally got diagnosed schizophrenia but the damage was done, never have had a gf again, no friends etc.
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>>34274975
>high school
>all my friends have gfs and friends that are girls
>I don't
And that's when I realized that I was a robot loser. I viewed women back then as people I would never relate to or ever date and I still do today.
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>be me in uni
>have to give a presentation today
>brought my laptop to class running glorious ubuntu
>girl next to me asks what is wrong with my computer
>"there's nothing wrong, it's just linux, it's open source, and it can't get viruses and..."
>she rolls her eyes and pretends to text
>fucking stacies
>stupid chad is finishing up his presentation on his shitty asus
>he's been fucking chewing gum with his mouth open the whole time
>my turn to go up
>can't get screen to display on projector
>class starts to snicker
>"it's ok i can fix this"
>go to driver website
>so many drivers and the page is from china so i can't read shit
>ask the prof what model the projector is
>he just gives me this "are you fucking serious?" look and shrugs
>chad says "gee i though linax brainiax could salve any computer program hurr hurr hurr
>class laughs
>after a few minutes prof just tells me to put my presentation on a flash drive and use chad's computer
>grit my teeth because i have to pass this course
>chad gives me the laptop
>"what's the login?"
>"are you stupid dude? it's right there"
>look down
>he wrote his fucking login details on the laptop in sharpie
>the password is titties69
>fucking whatever
>connect projector, open presentation
>all the text is garbled as shit, can't read anything
>class explodes in laughter, even the prof is snickering
>prof says "you know anon, the school does offer basic computer skills courses if you need them..."
>literally fighting back tears at this point
>have to sit back down
>open laptop
>everything is fucked up
>got a virus from that chinese driver website
fuck this gay earth
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i have never seen someone use linux without them having to stop at some point to "just fix this real quick" which every time turns into an hour long ordeal
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>>34275027
linux is a tool used to generate problems for autists to solve so they can stop thinking about how pointless their life is
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why dont you fucking idiots just use windows
like why do you always have to make a political statement about your gay open sores crap
wow you can open a code window and pretend you're mr robot
nobody is impressed nerd
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Who are the most souless people and why is it the chinks?
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>>34274934
I wonder if their culture would still be this way if there weren't a trillion chinese
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>>34274934
1.4 billion people
gotta be alot of crazies among them
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Best part is most people probably ignored them with no regard if they got hurt.Chinas "good Samaritan laws" are terrible.If a bystander were to come help them he may be legally binded to pay thier hospital fees it's ridiculous
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Who else here lives inside of their own fantasies too much?
I think I might have this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming as I pace a lot when daydreaming in my room, in a constant circle. Usually with music but sometimes just pacing in a circle in silence. Once I did it from 6pm to like 10pm nonstop until the story was done and thought I was going crazy. I go for long walks now and let my imagination play out there rather than pacing.
Despite my imagination I still find it really difficult to write stories up. I prefer to let them play out in my head.
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I wish I could, but whenever I do try to have an immersive daydream, I get distracted very easily and begin thinking of other things.
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>Oftentimes while maladaptive daydreamers are daydreaming they will whisper, talk, make facial expressions, or do some sort of repetitive movement, such as pacing.
Fugg, I always whisper and make facial expressions when daydreaming.
I remember a time in middle school I daydreamed for an hour straight, my eyes were looking at a wall for that hour, but I wasn't there.
I can't spend a day without daydreaming.
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>>34274881
I like to play out fantasy scenarios (e.g. being with my waifu) in my head, but I haven't done anything as extreme as what you're describing.
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Unconstitutional
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Propagated
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Maxillary
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>>34274758
dont fucking use up all the one word answers faggots!
>*slurp* man, that was refreshing *gulp*
Cell just absorbed you, which power did he get?
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Indigestion
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>>34274744
He has gotten the ability to jack off and be ready to go again within 2 minutes
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The power of dubs and fembot poon
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review brah does porn now?
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>>34274644
He likes them older, it seems.
Link?
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Sauce me up negro
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>>34274644
why the fuck do people make threads just to immediately abandon them?
saaauuucccee
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Femanons, lets have a Real talk.
Why do you lie about the number of partners you had?
Do you think it's shameful having a high number of partners? If so, why did you do it?
Plus, wouldn't disclosing the real number(assuming it's high) be a good way to test the level of commitment your bf has towards the relationship.
So, why not be honest about this???
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>>34274634
>Why do you lie about the number of partners you had?
Because assholes like you sperg out about it
No.
No, the only reason to not disclose is because people like you freak out about it.
If you could get laid as often as I could, then you'd have no problem with my history
But because you're insecure, no matter what, no matter how much I care about you, you'll never actually trust me.
And why bother being in a relationship with someone who doesn't trust you?
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Only the less... energetic men I dated asked about my sexual history. Men with high energy didn't ask... but also didn't tell me their number when I asked. It's a double edged sword.
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>>34274717
why bother being in a relationship with a used-up, lying whore?
>omg I have to lie because you'll never trust me
this is probably bait but whatever
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borrowing money and not repaying it 2017-01-20 12:35:19 Post No.34274511
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borrowing money and not repaying it
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I want to visit Japan but I'm a NEET on autismbux so I don't have enough money.
I've thought about doing this
>Get credit card with low limit
>Buy things from Amazon from time to time as I usually do
>Repay it quickly to get credit score up
>Get multiple credit cards with larger limits
>Max them out on a trip to Japan
>Declare bankruptcy and continue NEET life
Is there anything stopping me from doing this? Have any of you done this? My mother got a meme degree and she couldn't pay off her student loan debt, so she declared bankruptcy. Nothing bad ever came of it except now she can't get a credit card because of terrible credit score.
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I did basically this, took every loan I could, I'm NEET on autismbux too and now my bank account is "pseudo-locked", meaning if I go above certain amount of money they will take it (they are required to leave me some money to live off by law), and since I have autismbux I never go above that limit anyway, is nice
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>mother got student loan
>declared bankruptcy
if you are american you are lying
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>>34274628
Shit, I think I might do it then. I never have more than $700 in my bank account, and after I pay my rent I never have more than $300.
How did you get the loans? I thought you needed a reason for the loan like "I want to start a business" or something.
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>tfw being carried by your healslut friend every match
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>>34274495
stop using shitty overwatch op images
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>>34274524
Why are you so desperate for adds but when I added you you blocked me?
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Anyone here play Shinovi Versus?
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How will robots fare in an ACTUAL IQ test?
http://wonderlictestsample.com/wonderlic-test-sample/50-question-wonderlic-test/
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>>34274472
Before I waste my precious time on acing this test like all the others (MBTI, RAADS-R, etc.), would OP care about telling us why this test is BETTER than the others?
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>>34274472
>timed
im fucked
if I see a timer I get stressed out and move slow as fuck
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>>34274600
Wonderlic has around 0.9 reliability
This is a sample, but very similar
Search for it on the interneti nice stuff
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A chad was just very nice to me 2017-01-20 12:31:20 Post No.34274433
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A chad was just very nice to me
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>be me
>go to walgreens to buy anti depressants
>they're buy one bottle get another free
>wearing sweatpants and old shirt
>see chad worker at the check out counter
>peirced ears, spiked hair, buff, goatee
>chad says to me "its only buy one get one if you have a Walgreens card, do you have a walgreens card?"
>"oh-uh..n-no i-"
>he looks at what im buying
>"its alright bro ill you can just use my card"
>"t-thanks man"
>he gives me his walgreens card so i get one free
>saved me $12.50
Are we wrong about chads, robots?
Are they just like us?
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>>34274433
I was being hard bullied by a manlet, yelling at me and raging and Chad saw this and he came in a said "Apologise, I don't care what he's done, you don't speak to another person like this"
Chad towered over him and me, he was probably 6'4 and the guy completely changed his tone after a stern talking to from chad.
Chad rescued me.
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>>34274433
Eh, I've had good experiences with Chads. I've actually had good experiences with Stacies, too, I just hate them in the abstract.
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>>34274433
Its a mentality more than anything
you can be a robot or a chad a 100 times a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4acFFrljew
Disgusting.
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>>34274376
that is the luckiest girl in the world. im so jealous ._.
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>>34274376
LMAO KEKSoragina-al
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>>34274400
I got it from a normiebook I stole the password to.