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Why have you faggots fallen for the trap meme?
Fuck I pity so many of you. I was a NEET at some point too, depressed and shit and now my life is great. Some of you faggots ended up coming here too much and now you masturbate to men that dress like women because you're that desperate.
Fuck. I really feel for some of you.
Unless you were already gay, realize what you're doing is turning you into a faggot. They're not women. They're a man with a mental illness. FFS Anon!
t. Ex-NEET
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i agree, liking a guy with a boob job does make you a fag
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>>34276376
Bumperino fandingo
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>>34276376
>tfw you wear the same calvin klein bralette
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Why should I be expected to contribute to society if I can't get a girlfriend or start a family?
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>>34276361
for a living wage.
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>>34276361
My wee wee goes sploosh sploosh :D
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>>34276369
Why would I want a living wage if i'm not going to start a family?
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Shit, is it just me or has literally everyone been acting really fuckin' strange lately. Family, My 1 IRL friend, my Internet friends and just random people. It isn't anywheres close to my birthday so there'd be no need for a suprise party (I'm way to old for it anyways), Haven't even done anything notable either. Somethings obviously going on and I wanna find out why but I've got no wheres to start.
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lies are rampant
trust is feared
hope has disappeared
privacy is dead
dignity has fled
sex was commodified
ethics were codified
morality is usurped
friendship deserted
enemies are aligning
future is war
future is war
future is war
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>>34276291
why don't you actually describe these strange behaviors, you massive fucking faggot
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>>34276291
the fact that, when people around you are acting strange, your first thought is a surprise party must mean you're in a pretty loving environment. Ask mommy if something is wrong :)
>just fucked my late fifties chubby chinese neighbor that can barely speak a word of englishfor the sixth time this weak
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>>34276250
>fucking a woman that barely speaks your language
how did this happen?
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>>34276250
greentext please
Oregano chinese tea
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>>34276800
>23 year old NEET
>live an apartment building
>she lives across from me
>always see her in the halway
>she always smiles and waves at me
>one day see her in the halway again
>"you help me?"
>ok, sure... what is it?
>"come in"
>walk into her apartment she takes me to her kitchen
>she points at her microwave
>"no work"
>uh ok let me take a look at it
>after pretending to know what I'm looking at for about five minutes I realize it's not plugged in
>the whole time I was 'fixing' it she was standing beside me
>eventually she put her arm on my back
>it made it's way down to just above my ass
>when I 'fixed' it she said "you smart man, handsome man" with a big smile on her face as she looks up at me
>realize she's rubbing my arm
>tell her "you're very beautiful too" (she isn't)
>she stares at me for a few seconds smiling then says "you fuck me?"
>mfw
That was one tuesday, I've been fucking her a couple times a day ever since
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Being a part-time wagecuck is probably the best balance of being a NEET and wageslave.
>disposable income for hobbies, noble/intellectual pursuits, and of course-more tendies and slippery zhangs.
>lots of free time (work 1-2 days a week
>at least you have something on your resume if you need it in the future
>more energy at work because you've had a lot of time to recharge
>qualify for NEETbux because low income (this puts you on the same level as a full-time wagie)
Counter-arguments:
>but you won't be able to retire/buy a home/etc
Not like full-time wageslaves will be able to retire/buy a home anyway.
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>part time
>work 30 hours a week
It's really not...
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>>34276239
How do I get a job where I only work 1 or 2 days a week? The fuck
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>>34276239
>"part time"
>have to be availiable 7 days a week
>work sometimes from 5pm to 4am 3 days a week in a row
>minimum wage
>fast food
>only 35-38 hours a week at max
right...
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What's the most /R9K/ job?
For the people that can't get on neetbux and needs to move out of their toxic parents house. What's a job even a robot can maintain?
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>>34276173
lol did you really save that picture from that girl that got doxed yesterday?
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>>34276195
I collect pics like that and this. Idk why maybe I'm an edgelord
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For the educated, actuary or accountant
For the uneducated, merchandiser, overnight warehouse, or construction.all limited talking
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Why many people fall for the 3dpd meme again?
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>>34276167
I feel you dude 2d life for me
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because 2d girls aren't real
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>>34276324
They're real in your heart.
What college you go to and a hint about who you are. Let's see if any robots can make friends
>Davenport university, Michigan
>work in dining services
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>The Fan, Richmond
>homeless
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Berkeley
gay messenger bag
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>>34276245
stupid dumb hipster scum
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>Porn Kills Love
It's true, you know.
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>>34276090
Thats because the time you spend watching porn could be used to find love
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>porn is the problem
>not masturbation
blue-pilled as fuck
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Porn intentionally tries to demean its male viewers. Watching too much of it isn't healthy.
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Who /raised by a fucking psycho dad/ here
Guy's got issues and he always takes it out on me.
I'm sick of it but I can't fight back and I have nowhere else to go.
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>>34276024
My dad would hit me until I cry and when I started crying he would say "I'm going to hit you until you stop crying"
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Am I the only one on this board whose dad has severe anger issues
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>>34276187
I know that feeling anon.
He also likes to scream in my face and if I say anything back he will beat me up.
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a place where neets with nothing better to do get together and watch anime and movies.
https://www.rabb.it/ComfyRobotRoom
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Anime whores.
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where to buy a chair like this?
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>>34275990
What are you watching and how far in are you?
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Hey guys I just got an email to schedule an interview for a dishwashing job. Should I go through with it? I hear it's a hard job and I don't know if a lazy neet like me can handle it. Thank
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That's probably the easiest job there is tbqh. I was a dishwasher for Krispy Kreme
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>>34275949
fuck that go work at walmart, it's way easier.
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>>34275972
That's sounds like an irrelevant job to have
>>34275981
I don't know man, if I work at walmart i'll have to talk a lot more to customers and such, makes me nervous
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>tfw you will never have superpowers or become a wizard
>tfw you will always be a frail sack of meat
>tfw you will never be able to single-handedly overpower your enemies
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>>34275858
Just wait until you are 30 my friend.
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>>34275858
If there is a god, then he truly fucked up creating our universe. Humans design universes infinitely more interesting than this.
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>>34275858
>You will never have a stand
>You will never get all your bros and go on an adventure to defeat a stand user
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So humans are basically beyond saving at this point, right?
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>>34275806
Wow that picture is so deep my dude
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>>34275806
Humanity is at its most peaceful golden age of its history. There is no saving it because its not in any danger or threat. Everything is perfect and as it should be.
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>>34275806
Pretty much. The environment is fucked and I doubt we can create some way to keep us alive when it all goes to hell in the next 20-50 years.
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>Being an adult is so hard! You'd better prepare.
>Things will change when you're 18...
>Turn 18
>Nothing changes
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Give it a couple years kid. I miss being 18.
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>>34275685
Youre so tender anon....
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>>34275685
>turn 18
>everything changes but you