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>>34279045
Woman desu senpai

>when I'm looking for something that I've lost and someone asks me what I'm looking for and then where I last saw it

shit now I wanna eat a whole sleeve of those bad boys
loved doing that back in the day

>>34279034
I wonder what is he thinking right now.

who's this fella

>>34279394
Some uppity manlet who got put in his place.

I do. I don't know her story.

Saucey pants?
But really sauce plz

>>34279010
Oldfag here
Tabby shills have died out. Boxxy will always have my heart.

How did you prank them?

>>34279130
he showed her his face

>>34279157
Dayyyyyn son
Nigga will never be the same

>>34278980
>Right now what would it take to make you feel content with life
Family.

9 to 5 job that allowed me enough money to travel occasionally
my own home
a girlfriend

That's about it.

>>34278980
Conquering the universe would't be that bad

>>34278922
Suicide has always been my only plan for the future, ever since I was 14 or so.

>>34278922
As sad as it is yeah. I told myself I would wait until I'm 27 if no miracle happens by then I'm just going to an hero.

>>34278943
Damn, dude that's early.

>>34278946
Basically what I've done but with 30.

>>34278759
lacie told me it's okay to be a virgin

>>34278905
laci is a whore
don't believe what comes out of her niggerdicksucking mouth

>>34280078
t. male roastie cuck

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>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

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The call that saved /r9k/

wtf is up with that guys face he looks like a cowboy boot

No, but gay dudes do.

>>34278723
if he's sweet caring considerate and devotes himself and wants nothing but to see me happy then yes

>>34278739
not all of them
>tfw no average body bf

it would probably get worse

you'll just be depressed and paying jew rent

i always crack up at people who think nyc is the magical place

it's an expensive shit hole with too many people

the only city in the world worth a shit is rome

The Complete Sherlock Holmes

this best thing to is start reading short stories/short books. i'm just gonna recommend stuff robots would like.

a boy and his dog by harlan ellison

the hawkline monster: a gothic western by richard brautigan

crooked little vein by warren ellis


the things they carried by tim o'brien

horns by joe hill

the black dahlia by james ellroy

get in the van by henry rollins

>choosing to read
>ever
are you some kind of faggot? reading is the most boring shit in the world

Add this to your routine, OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMNQ8qz-LU

>>34278635
Who hires magicians, Wouldn't you mostly be performing at children's parties?

>>34278743
I'm okay with that. There's nothing like seeing that genuine shock on a kid's face when you find their card.

>>34278546
How does nofap affect the life of somoene who only faps sporadically?

I've masturbated 3 times today and it isn't even midday

Considering deleting the JAV and hentai folders and putting the dick away for a while

I haven't done anything since Christmas but I pre came a few days ago. Not through jerking off or anything I just got really aroused

>confessed my love to oneitis

ewww yuck had you two even had sex yet? had she even given you a blowjob? how could you know you were in love with her if you haven't gotten to know her?

>confessing your love in the current year

Life isn't an anime you fucking autist

>>34278506
>had you two even had sex yet?

obviously not or I wouldn't be on /r9k/

>tfw trans gf with thicc shoulders

dykes are scum

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Proxy paige is one of the filthiest women alive. Thank god she became the kind of chubby she now is.