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don't you have a video game to pay 200 kangaroos for?

>>34279625
ETHNICITY?

WILL THERE BE A CRONULLA 2.0: NATION EDITION?

Softcocks can't reply to a logical argument.

I LIKE MY GUNS!!

No my penis isn't long enough for that.

>>34279578
What's wrong with crystal Dick

>>34279651
It's just a little dry. pls no bully

>>34279541
calla her pussy, invite her somewhere

>>34279541
It doesn't matter, you were probably fucked anyway. I don't get this concept; why would girls give out their number to people they obviously have no intention of talking to ever again? Are they hoping we'll sperg out and become new OC for their social media or what?

I will say one thing, however; waiting three weeks to say anything definitely didn't make your odds higher. Girls also feel the harsh sting of "rejection", and she probably thought you weren't into her. That, or her childish female mind promptly forgot about you, and moved onto (bigger) and better things.

The same thing happened to me last week, I talked to a qt and gave her my number, she texted me and I texted back, and that was the end of that.

Her texting you first generally indicates she's interested in you in some way.
At the very least, if she's interested, she'll text back even if you don't.

Doesn't sound like the case here. Sorry anon.

>>34279445
you're thinking with your cock again anon

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>>34279445
I'm glad cow wife has been popular lately.

You also need hormones in men to turn them in strong bulls.

>>34279445
Sometimes, only sometimes, I am truly astounded by the people that use this board. What possibly goes through your head that would convince you to type something like this and share it online? I don't understand at all.

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Whats on your plate at the moment?

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>>34279562
Nothing really, how are you doing tonight?

>>34279606

Just taking it easy. Weekend is upon us, might play some vidya

>>34279363
invent a time machine

happiness is for children and you are no longer a child, as an adult the best you can hope for is an entertaining distraction

1. Make a journal of everything that annoys you/pisses you off, this gets your ideas down on paper and keeps your brain from going over them like a broken record.

2. Do more in-depth research on everything you're nostalgic for. For example, If you're nostalgic for SNES go through the Wikipedia page and make a list of all the games you think are worth playing.

3. Figure out a level of material comfort that will suffice for you, then write out a plan to attain it.

>>34279363
You can't I'm sorry. I feel like it just gets worse each year. Each year the mistakes just grow and start eating you from the inside.

>>34279266
so are adult men supposed to make furniture all day? video games are just another form of entertainment. it's probably better than watching television anyways

>>34279266
> taking a guy who put a butt plug up his ass on live camera seriously
>even for a second
Please, for your own sake stop.

>>34279266
He founded vice which is the most hipster cuck magazine there is, then it became more profitable to be a hipster supporting Trump.

>>34279239
mm straight tears

same reason anime threads stay up for a while, it's appealing to the r9k demographic

>>34279299
This
Stop being so mad OP

Well, that's what you've for being a whore, ya stupid whore. Hope your picture goes public and your family stones you.

Ha you fell for the western liberation meme. Women in the west are sex toys to high value men and thats it. They like it that way because they can freely pursue sexual pleasure without consequence, but its the basest way to behave and they are now desperately change their status through feminism. But its too late, they gave in to the sex is freedom meme, and are now just cum holes.

please be my persian gf

>Could similar personalities cause people to lose attraction to each other?

Certainly, if you have a shit personality that no one could possibly be interested in.

>>34279254
What about two assholes that charm some people? or two cheeky introverts?

shouldnt have broke the mystery. some women like that.

>>34279193
>implying r9k isn't full of normalfags
Nice try

>>34280257
I forgot. Have not seen any raceb8 or tranny threads lately.

Fuck off Artorias

>>34279189
Think?

Yes we are. Because obviously the rest of the world isn't given the absolute shitty state of your countries.

>>34279189
have headaches? say prayers before meals? massage their foreheads? drink water with lemon in it? take their glasses off? all of those things are pretty universal anon haven't you ever been to a restaurant

>>34279217
>>34279337
>eating alone in a restaurant

you realize the waitress is laughing at you with the rest of the wait staff when you're at a restaurant alone?

Just shave your head.

There's nothing more pathetic than a balding guy who's trying to hide it or has become so apathetic about their lives they just keep their hairstyle just with an ever increasing bald spot

Try dermmatch. Changed my life

fin + minox immediately

It will restore your hair and keep it for the next 15 years

>>34279133
They werent all friends it was like 2 or three subgroups
You should listen to radio bam, toptier friend simulator.

>>34279133
>you will never have friends
Somedays I get a haircut just to feel the touch of another human being.

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>you will never have a group of friends like the CKY crew

These guys were like my idols when I discovered these video when I was like 9 back in 01.

>>34279092
You mean like, Final Fantay exclusive or...? Cuz I can name three better than her outside that shit right of the bat.

>>34279121
Try it oregano

>>34279092
Didn't FFXV suck?