>Have super cute mom with big tits
>Mom is super drunk in the living room
>She's only wearing a baggy shirt and panties
>I pass by and she sees me and wants me to come drink with her
>I say no but she convinces me
>Get a little drunk
>She starts getting touchy feely and starts talking about random stuff
>Indulge her for an hour or so
>Eventually she goes to sleep
>Try to wake her up but she's completely out of it
>Start getting perverse thoughts
>Lift up her shirt and start feeling around
>Start with her stomach and eventually her tits
>Feel up her tits for a good 5 minutes
>Start rubbing her pussy through her panties
>Have a massive erection
>Thoughts of rape start passing through my mind
>Realize I could easily rape her right now
>Don't have the guts to do it
>Settle for masturbating over her sleeping body
>Cum all over her stomach and tits
>Feel immense guilt after
Am I a bad person, robots? Why does it feel so right in the moment but so wrong after you finish?
You are a sick fuck OP. Who the fuck masturbates to their mom let alone consider raping them?
>>34280510
You really are a piece of shit OP hope you kill yourself
>>34280510
you have a porn addiction
Is it weird to collect pictures of cats shitting in toilets?
can you post all of these i want the pleaem
>>34280606
i'm only posting this one because it's late my friend
Depends what you do with them.
Do you get a boner from looking at them, kyle-kun?
>tfw robots only want stacies
>>34280365
I just want a girl that is good at video games that likes anime i dont even care if they are ugly
are you from southern ontario
https://discord.gg/XXFmqfU
WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO EAT
AND EXCHANGE GBPS FOR TREATS
MOMMY GIVES ME SUBSIES FUNDS
OFF TO PUBLIX NOW I RUN
APPROACH THE COUNTER, EYES ON GROUND
ORDER BOARS HEAD BY THE POUND
DOUBLE MEATS AND EXTRA CHEESES
QUALITY THAT ALWAYS PLEASES
MEANWHILE lN NORMIELAND
NASTY MEAT AS DRY AS SAND
PLASTIC CHEESE SO UNAPPEALING
I CAN ALMOST HEAR THEM SQUEALING
BEGGING FOR MY TASTY TREATS
DELICIOUS PUBLIX BOAR HEADS MEATS
>>34280313
>Publix
How come I could never find any robots when I was down in Florida for New Years?
I mean I get that they probably keep to themselves but what the fuck why the sudden influx of Floridian Robots?
>>34280313
GO TO KROGER WITH NEETBUX
THANKS OBAMA THANKS SO MUCH
GET MY TENDIES ON THE CARD
WHILE YOU WAGIES WORK SO HARD
GET A CASE OF /SIPS/ FOR FREE
WATCHING ALL THE WAGIES REE
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF TARDS
SWIPE THOSE TENDIES ON MY CARD
THIS LITTLE PIGGY FOREVER ALONE
REE REE REE ALL THE WAY HOME
How do so many people know about Publix?
How can I tell if I'm a robot, cyborg, or normie?
>>34280231
If you have no life a mental illness are a NEET never had a girlfriend or any contact with the other sex and have few to no friends you are a robot
>>34280231
Each robot has a defined set of perimeters between them, cyborgs, and normies. This is for the sake of tuning tests.
Unfortunately without the Creators confirmation, we would never know for sure. Nor would be be able to differentiate between Creators or the robots tuned to them.
Don't let this sway you. How you decide what makes you a robot is something only you can define.
If you are integrated into you culture and society, you are a normie.
If you fake integration and are actually very disconnected from your society, you are a cyborg.
If you can't even pretend to integrate then you are a robot.
Weed edition
weed does nothing for me
gay drug
Going to smoke some later tonight. Please rate.
Also I will hopefully try AL-LAD soon. This drug might disappear off the face of the earth soon so I hope I get a chance to use it.
am i the only one who think A LOT about death, the meaninglessness of the life, god and that kind of shit when is high?
>Have successfully done nofap for all of 2017 so far
>Really only wanted to do noporn, but have never busted a nut without my fetish porn
So I went to my dorms shower and tried for a good 45 minutes but couldnt even get hard. wtf, how do people do this.
I too want to try noporn but I don't want to do nofap. Getting in here to see what other anons have to say.
While we wait, I'll share an experience:
> Watching orchestra concert
> First piece was SICK
>> LIgNEouS by Andy Akiho
> Second piece was boring baroque normal string quartet rep
> Was also very tired and hadn't fapped in a couple days
> Bored, a little sleepy, have to pee, and consequently VERY horny during second piece.
> Didn't want to get up and leave in the middle of the concert
> Recently had read on here about how great it is to splooge from thought alone
> Lay back, close my eyes, and think hard
> At one point almost come, even convulse a little
> Just can't quite get there
> After the concert is over, sprint to the bathroom
I've heard that it shouldn't be impossible to imagine something very vividly as if you are actually seeing it, since it is just a function of the brain.
My imagination is not as powerful as i wished it were
Which Emma would be the best gf?
>>34279916
We've already settled this in /tv/land.
Emma Watson. But just because I would dom the fuck out of her.
>>34279936
Wrong. Emma Roberts is the best Emma by far
what happens if you dont pay?
>>34279884
it goes on your perma record and you'll be paying for it later on unless you kill yourself.
either way they get their money
>>34279884
You live a life of awful credit, and upon the rare chance that you actually buy something nice run the risk of it being repossessed by the bank.
You also have to live with the shame of being a dipshit that look a loan they couldn't repay.
I know of a white trash couple who got student loans with no intention of setting for anywhere near a school and used the money to buy drugs and fund their degenerate lifestyle. I thought the government were strict about who they give this stuff to.
>Mum found the secret hormones stash
im gonna get kicked out
>>34279860
Oh wow that sucks anon. Do you have any place to go are you gonna be alright?
>>34279888
check'd
and no, i moved states to live with my family and i dont know anyone here. also it's cold as fuck all year round outside so being homeless wont work
i have maybe $900 in reserve but im too dumb to live alone
>>34279919
That really sucks anon. So what do you plan on doing? Your mother really wont even let you stay until you figure it all out?
Trump is president tomorrow.
Thanks Obama.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARDD!!
>saw in the news that people in my region are going to march around protest Trump tomorrow
Grow the fuck up, people. At least give the man a chance.
>>34280118
it's actually really good for him if all these people piss and moan because no one is going to vote democrat if they see that Trump isn't as bad as the crazies think he is.
Why are my hips so wide? Maybe this is why I've never had a gf. I used to go shirtless a lot back in highschool, so itd make sense why I'm always ignored.
>>34279752
Maybe you're actually gay
You are posting a pic of yourself on a board full of men
>>34279752
>tfw hips are wide like that, but have gyno to go with
>>34279752
start taking hormones and you'll become a sexy trap
who here /pencildick/
>tfw 4.5 inches
>tfw not even 4.5"
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lmao you guys might as well be girls at that point
>>34279709
Oh we got a Mandingo over here. I'm 3 inches rock hard you piece of shit. I would murder for a 4.5 inch dick reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Honnestly, i hit a severe depression and spent my days like your average 4chan retard, it was the worst part of my life
With time i healed,got out of my depression. A year ago i was constantly suicidal (ended up being sent to suicide watch after being caught with a rope around my neck) and honestly, being a worthless NEET is no way to live
Right now i'm studying alot, working under a PhD, getting ready for the MCATs, seeing friends,being a NEET is no way of living (It makes me smile that losers on POL are 99% lowlifes full of anger that hate their miserable life)i'm now browsing less and less the internet. The more improve, the more i realize the internet is filled with losers and pathetic idiots
Stop spamming your dumb as wage cuck shit and seek help. I have no reason to come back on this shithole but i only came here to post this if it ever helps someone who actually wants to be helped
Your wagecuck shit is just a coping mechanism you use to escape your crippling depression
she's cute
original post
>>34279674
Please tell me you live in a country where english isnt spoken
Otherwise you are clearly lying
And yes everyone knows NEETs only claim to be happy out of insecurity. Wagie threads are just a joke.
>>34279872
Lol people always point this out, my english really sucks. I only use it when browsing online forums, the only stuff i wrote in english was on online forums too
I'll learn how to write well in a year or 2
>kissing scene comes on in movie
>start crying because I know I'll never experience true love
Awful anime
>>34279661
Why don't you faggots realize that love is nothing but just your brain telling you to make babies, just ignore your brain and stop whining about this gay love shit.
>>34279661
>he fell for the true love meme