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>>34281061
Stare him right in his little cuck face and down it in one go. Piss in the empty glass and slide it to him.

what the fuck kind of a question is this

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Pee my pants and then processing in my hand and drop it into the cup as garnish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEsbcLOeVCw

original

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>>34281060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzbFaqrWWuc

https://youtu.be/gAEsmzbw9hY

Euthanasia.

I don't care it's not original. Fucking robot baka

Women need to start approaching robotic looking men and matching them on tinder.

Just because they aren't rich or chad looking doesn't mean they will treat you badly.

Screwing a few bots could literally change their lives and prevent suicide. How selfish can women be?

>>34281066
Do you associate with people who disgust or annoy you? It's the same thing.

>>34280942
care to share a greentext?

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>>34281170

Not really a green text, but I'll add a little bit more context to my story.

My faith that women were the ying to my yang was like a stone cliff facing the ocean. I almost feel like I created a tulpa or something and projected it onto women, believing that women would fall into this role in my life. Nurturing, caring, happy, girly, devilishly sexy.

I was wrong about all of this, until I came to Thailand. In my life back in the Western world, my experiences with women were like waves continuously eroding the cliff face further and further with each and every impact. It ranged to every facet of my life: Family members, work colleagues, teachers, classmates, friends, associates, the list goes on. Each and every experience with a woman who was mentally insane, overtly entitled, dramatic or degenerate left an impression. "Oh yeah my last boyfriend was 58 years old (she was 25), I liked him because he had lots of money", "Hey anon, can I ask you for advice? Am I an asshole because I want to break up with my boyfriend of 3 years for this hotter more successful guy in a management position for a famous rapper?", "Hey anon here's a 10 page word-document about how fucked up my life is and how I'm a sex addict, just trying to dump all of this on you", etc.

Over time, as I grew more wise, I realized that I really didn't care about dealing with person-to-person interactions with women. I realize that women are always vetting you to potentially be a provider.

Some of my absolute best experiences with girls in Pattaya bars were girls who were just fucking stupid, giggily, girly and just super fun to be around. There was no fucking need to be a dancing monkey. There was no pre-text. I came as I was. I didn't have to put on a front, put on a mask, peacock like a fucking idiot. I was there to have fun, and all of the girls (while working) were having so much fucking fun. Smiling, giggling, dancing, playing pool, fucking around... Where the fuck was this in the West?

>>34280942
Why would someone watch this? The thumbnail itself explains it all. Like attracts like. Better yourself. It's not the Western world, it's you.

>>34280887
It's weird that a pussy can have a webbed scrotum.

>>34280887
use scissors to cut it off. then you won't be grossed out by it

this is normal tho?

this will make you seem autistic as fuck. It's considered normal conversation to ask questions like that and discuss work/school. it's an easy way to get to know someone

>>34280918
Fuck them roasties, always asking about money as a first question is rude as fuck

>>34280867
>"What do you do?
>"Shit, do you need some money? Are you ok?"
Jesus christ being such a passive aggressive little bitch, god damn OP.

>>34280953
>be asked what you do
>answer honestly
>proceed from there
What is so difficult about that? Unless you are afraid of what some roastie thinks.

>>34280813

Because they can smell your whore stink from blocks away

>>34280813

I'm not even trying to be a dick, but they probably see you as an easy way to lose their virginity.

Spend some time looking at yourself, figure out where they're getting that idea. Change whatever it is.

>>34280813
Why don't you become one of those girls that takes guys virginities

Unless you mean "Why do I only get approached by uglies?" because then I would have to say that it's because you're ugly

>>34280801
Because we'retoo busy fighting for social justice and protesting the new Nazi President

because sports succ.

i hope funding for sports dies and we can use that money for roads or something.

>>34280836
Roads are gay.

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quit looking at your phone and open up anon

I like to watch anime, play rpgs (none of that western crap though), go out and eat ramen and sushi, and on the weekends I'll shut myself in my room and hug my dakimakura of Konata Izumi while wearing my little sister's soiled pantsu over my head.

But listen to me prattle on, what about anata?

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>>34280828
>Anime?
"Sorry, tom here is a med student,at the top of his promo ,he does sports and he volunteers at a children's hospital and contributes greatly to society, this won't work out....We could still stay friends (as long as you never text me or talk to me) bye,thanks for the meal your mom paid for us"

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I am. Very much so. Were you in her birthday thread on /mu/ yesterday?

>>34280781
I was The Milk Eyed Mender
Ama

>>34280807

Did you get a chance to listen to any of those recordings that were posted? There's some great stuff in there.

>>34280710
implying
>some type of poisonous monster that puts on a human disguise to lure in its prey. Maybe sounding human sometimes is part of the trick.

isnt the definition of human

>>34280761
No I'm an actual person. I can tell. I want women to be human too. I'm a straight guy so I'm drawn to them naturally. But I feel like the thing I'm drawn to isn't real, like I'm an insect trying to land on a venus fly trap.

>>34280783
i think you just look at women more critically than men and you understand people worse than you understand yourself.

>>34280698
What did you use to scratch it?

what did the blood smell like?

>>34280698
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8S7zVVl3CIE

do my best Derek Zoolander stare/impression.

>"Oh, are you talking to me?"

>>34280688
put on some clothes for christ's sake.

>>34280688

I didn't go to school with eurotrash

>>34280636
don`t send your suicide letters/texts to anyone, it's so awkward when you chicken out of doing the deed

>>34280636
Are you me?
This is a very original comment.

sometimes i am able to forget my sibling committed suicide. then it just sorta comes back. shoulda been me honestly.

>>34280535

please get back in your cage

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>>34280535
if you shave the rest of your head and are at least 6' I'll give you a chance

pic is me

>>34280699
I know this is bait you aren't even bad looking.