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ITT we test our ethnic detection skills
Try to accurately identify the ethnic group of vaguely ethnic individuals without doing a reverse google search.
I'll start. Guess this one
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>>38958064
originally Greek
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Bulgarian
OP can you confirm that he's some kind of Balkan?
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>>38958064
South-Western Turkey.
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How do ugly men get hot women? 2017-08-09 03:59:18 Post No.38958061
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How do ugly men get hot women?
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I see this everywhere I go. Fucking ugly normies with hot women. I look better than most of these fat fucks/ugly guys but I freeze and can't talk to women. But these guys are fucking 4-5s at best. How do they get with 7s and ups?
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acquire riches
get bitches
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>>38958074
How do they know you have money if you look like a fat fuck like guy in OP, or some 5.
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>>38958061
That's because looks are only 50% of what you need to get girls.
The other 50% is confidence, and some ugly guys can make up for their lack of looks with confidence.
A confident person can do anything. He can convince others to do anything and he can manipulate people to do as he pleases. Confidence is the secret to taking over the world, and that's not even a joke.
I knew someone in high school who did everything very confidently. He had lots of charisma. He basically owned the school. Confidence and charisma is everything.
Now be an alpha and make up for your lack of attractiveness with charisma. Learn to make the first move. The main reason why you don't have a girlfriend is probably because you never find the opportunity to talk to girls in the first place.
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Hey robots what do you think of my gf? Isn't she cute?
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>>38957992
C O N E T I T S
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Smells like failure and hrt.
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>>38958005
its cuz its a dude taking estrogen
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>hey big brother come meet my new boyfriend!
What do
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>>38957968
You're telling me she has a penis?
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>>38957968
Is anyone actually happy about shit like this?
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honestly i was fantasizing about black guy impregnating my sister for a few months now. But we live in poland, its like 99% white here so there arent really any black guys to fuck her
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Why is reddit so stupid?
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Do you have any argument for why he isn't right?
keep in mind this is Carl Sagan - one of the most powerful geniuses of all time. If you think you know better than him, you're probably wrong.
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>>38957956
>say generic shit
>describe basically your own time with slight exaggeration
>be meme scientist so people will listen to your opinions about issues you have no clue about
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>>38958062
literally this. There's nothing different from this passage and what fortune tellers do at carnivals. Also it's funny how everything he described describes exactly what white twitter bitches/reddit/tumblrinas do.
Are there any /cuckqueans/ on r9k?
> get off thinking about my boyfriend fucking the shit out of a qt grill
> fantasize and wonder if she'd moan like me or how would she get off to his dick
> eating her out while she sucks him off
> imagine getting us both getting cummed inside together
> bf thinks that I'm a degenerate and he will never entertain this fantasy
I didn't ask to have this fetish.
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>>38957945
No but I dated one. Super cringy niche fetish, its hard to find girls that believe you when you tell them it's for your girlfriends fetish. A big pain in the ass
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>rping on a Bhutanese passport forum
Sad!
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>>38957959
>super cringy niche fetish
Why is it cringy?
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>Social recluse
>Don't talk to anyone irl
>Want to talk to people on 4chan
>Nothing interesting to say, talk about, or add to a thread
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Keep lurking, lurker
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Same here. Tumbleweeding through life
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>>38957936
What makes people interesting? I'm trying to find out myself
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>tfw you keep working on yourself but no girl notices you because youre only 5'9
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I saw this cutie around 5'7 at the hospital today and he had the most beautiful green eyes
I think I'm in love hold me robots
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weird, I'm 5'6 and roasties flirt with me all the time.
kill yourself for wanting attention
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Why don't you just give up and play video games?
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Stop slacking and get to work, wagecuck.
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>>38957862
Jokes on you only 1% capitalists have jobs
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>>38957862
You couldn't even get a job if you tried but I can be unemployed whenever I want.
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>>38958506
>can be unemployed
>isn't
Why?
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I post really amazing fucking photos on instagram from various travels (exotic beaches, trips to far off places) and I get literally no fucking likes because I'm a loser. If someone posted the EXACT same photo I do they'd get 1,000s of likes. What the fuck? Why can normies post shit of lattes and get 100s of likes, but I post fucking shit from an exotic beach and get no likes.
WHY_AM_I_DOOMED?
Fuck normies.
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>>38957795
did you really make this thread
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>>38957795
>uses instagram
>calls others normies
at least summer's nearly gone
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>>38957795
>>38957795
Same only I'm good looking but have no life/friends to like my pics.
>dimo.__
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Hi, /r9k/, I'm having a bit of a personal crisis and I'm not sure what to do.
So I'm not gay, but recently I've been having a real urge to have a man fuck me in the ass, I also really want to suck a cock just to see what its like. If I only let a guy blow his load in my ass one time I can still consider myself not gay, but I'll have quenched the thirst and know what its like.
Anyone have any first time gay (but not gay really) experiences they can share? What's the best way to find someone to cum in my ass?
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>>38957739
Dude that sounds pretty fucking gay
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>>38957739
Reminder that these threads don't make you homosexual/bisexual. That was you the whole time. Have a good day, robots.
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>>38957838
How the fuck is it gay to want to be fucked in the ass one time? If I play golf once a year does that make me a pro golfer?
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Hey good lookin'
whaddya say we go back to my place, finish this bottle and get freaky. my kids are in school
you can rawdog it, not like you gon' knock me up twice
my name is Kristal btw, spelt with a dolla sign
so you interested or what? i don't got all day and you're not the only guy in this mall
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>white trash being able to afford greygoose
no?
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>>38957679
you sayin' I robbed this shit? i got dollaz buddy, you dont know my life
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I would decline simply out of fear of an STD.
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Guys, I'm literally shaking right now. And no, not like the Tumblrina girls; why are women allowed to do shit like this?!
>26 yo NEET
>KHHV
>Haven't held a job in 5 years
>Got GED a long time ago
>Leech off parents who look at me with shame when I collect NEETbux for BPD and autism
>Basically the scum of the Earth that frequents /r9k/
So here's what happens:
>Dad dies
>Claim inheritance
>Look at Mommy
>The look of disgust and anger on her face makes me feel like I've never felt before
>Decide to try to salvage my own life to make her proud
>Get /fit/ & /fa/ for a few months
>Want to quit all the time, but I push through the tears
>Go to community college to try and take control of my future (all this faggy shit, just bare with me)
>Meet a girl during economics who actually takes an interest in me
>Laugh at my jokes, playful touching
>Long story short, we hit it off
>After our 2nd date, invite her back to my place
>She agrees
>Mommy is knocked out on the couch with some good narcotics
>Go up to my room
>I take off her clothes
>She's receptive
>She takes off my pants
>Fullmast.jpg
>She starts laughing uncontrollably
>What are you, anon? 5"x4.5"?!?! YOU HAVE A GERBER DICK!
>She's right, I can't even call myself a man
Mommy got up to see what the laughing was about. She joined in. The girl ran out of my house, screaming about how 5"x4.5" can never even come close to pleasuring a woman.
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>>38957662
You know this is fake because a female was capable of telling dimensions by eye. Tell a bitch you have a 7" dick and she'll accept it without batting an eye. They just can't tell.
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>>38957722
It's not fake. Some women can just tell. I had a gf who, before she had sex with anyone, took a tape measure out of her purse to check.
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>>38957662
Haha you have a Gerber dick
Do you collect any certain items, robots?
For example, I collect patches. Dosen't matter what's on them, it could be a flag, an organisation, a company, etc.
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Sure do, I collect and figures, doujin, manga, light novels, retro games, retro game consoles, cool bits of tech
That's about all I can think of atm but there's probably more
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>>38957658
>lolita dresses and accessories with macabre motifs
>cacti
>deadman comic books
Pic related, one of my dresses. Do you have any pics of your patches OP?
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>>38957658
icollect sad thoughts
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>=PPPPPP ill just be the nice guy and orbit girls, i think she likes me =))
>ill go to university for 45 years to eventually make 100k a year, that will atract females to me
>"bro you just need to go out there, get cultured, ya know. join a club XD"
>"Take classes like wine classes, cooking classes, dancing classes, whatever, and get cultured by reading the newspaper, girls like cultured guys =P"
>"bro just shave it all offXDDDDDD girls like da bald looks =P"
holy FUCK there has been such a endless swarm of braindead bluepilled redditor cucklord faggots in this place it just hurts. so much noise and fucking BRAINDEAD RETARDS talking about how to get females to get on your dick like this fucking moron, it just hurts my brain >>38954664
its all about LOOKS. for females looks is MORE important for dating/casual sex than finances when compared to males. females actually dont give a FUCK about how much $$$ u have, they just want a GOOD LOOKER. LOOKS ARE LIFE
FUCKING KILLYOURSELF if you think otherwise u fucking braindead neurotypicals. looks = EVERYTHING.
FACE AND LMS. FACE AND FUCKING LOOKS/MONEY/STATUS U FUCKING RETARDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVB3ypWVu14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0m_GVG3Oxo
YOUR FACE IS YOUR LIFE
cope harder with denial u fucking normie RETARDS
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face is everything tbbhbh
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Looks and confidence/assertiveness. Speaking as an attractive sperg I know how quickly a woman will lose interest in you when she realises that you aren't some 'ayo gurl wassup' tier Chad.
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>>38957969
yes, assuming you look good the next real step is to normie-max/remove autism
being socially dead/being super autistic = females just leave you. they can smell the autism. its hard to normiemax desu, but people who deny looks theory tilt me