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>Some days look in mirror and other reflective surfaces and think I look good
>Some days look in mirror and other reflective surfaces and think I look god awful
>Go full days without looking in the mirror because I know i'm gonna get upset if I think I look bad
>After a few days decide to look in mirror and surprised at how bad I don't look
>Do this a few more times and realize I look ugly and avoid looking in mirror for a few days again
>Rinse and repeat

I want to escape this fucking hell.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:24:18 Post No.34281747
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:24:18 Post No.34281747 [Report]

Vapid cunt, you're either ugly or you're not

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:24:52 Post No.34281757
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:24:52 Post No.34281757 [Report]

Ya that's my experience with my self worth as well. I don't think there is a fix other than constant streams of external validation

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>>34281672

Variable lighting?

It's amazing what a difference the right/wrong lighting can make to your face.

I have a similar issue. In my bathroom, there are two lights - the main light and a shaving light above the mirror (plus external light from outside). I look great with just the shaving light on because it accentuates my jawline and contours. Full light makes me look pretty shit.

It's the same reason why multiple mirrors in your house show you different perspectives (different lighting, position in mirror, contrast with other objects).

There are other variables like your expression, health, how recently you washed etc.. For me, just washing my hair to flatten it down and darken it is a massive increase in my looks. There's probably also a psychological element of your mood/expectations influencing your perception, deciding whether to pick out flaws or not.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:16:55 Post No. 34281632 [Report] [View this topic]

>When you realize your ex is a total complete piece of shit and they were doing a complete facade while you were dating
>Never again have to wish you were bsck together
I have closure now bros

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:18:30 Post No.34281652
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>>34281632

but why are you making this thread

i dont think you are over her

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:19:24 Post No.34281668
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>>34281632
he has closure now...until he falls for the same shit again

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:19:38 Post No.34281671
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>>34281652
I want to celebrate me moving on from stacy

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:14:45 Post No. 34281595 [Report] [View this topic]

>your family name will die with you

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:16:28 Post No.34281623
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>>34281595
Technically yes since I have a daughter, but my genetic lineage is secure.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:16:39 Post No.34281626
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:16:39 Post No.34281626 [Report]

good, there are too many people

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:17:22 Post No.34281639
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>>34281595
it's a good thing i have a brother who has 2 kids.
~~he has a brain tumor though~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:11:26 Post No. 34281534 [Report] [View this topic]

Can nofap cure my addiction to thicc women?

I like women with big hips and thighs like pic related, but they're really rare for the type of demographic I like (smart, educated). I would much prefer not to be so obsessed with that type of body.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:14:43 Post No.34281593
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:14:43 Post No.34281593 [Report]

how about doing nolive

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:17:16 Post No.34281636
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>>34281534
you have to stop looking at porn/pics. Use your imagination to jack off to other types of women.

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>>34281534
>tfw scored a thicc qt 3.14 intelligent gf

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:05:36 Post No. 34281433 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I stop having yellow fever, robots?

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Canaduhfag. 2017-01-20 06:06:05 Post No.34281440
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>>34281433
Fuck a Jap. Trust me, it'll cure you, I know from experience.

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>>34281440
i'm a virgin so it probably wouldn't

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>>34281440
I want to fuck a jap. ~~Too bad i never will~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:04:56 Post No. 34281418 [Report] [View this topic]

>feel like a pathetic piece of shit
>start biking and lifting a lot for a few months
>eventually manage to convince myself in the mirror I'm now 7/10, possibly even 8/10
>confidence is maxed out like never before
>want to increase it even further
>record video of self shirtless from various angles I'm otherwise never able to look at myself from, so I can review and judge my own appearance more accurately
>realize in horror that I'm actually 3.5/10 and this is how everyone else sees me
>realize my shirt has always ridden up on my butt in a weird way I never noticed before that screams "look at my juicy, girly bubble-butt"
>I always thought 5'11" was good enough, but now realize my manlethood looks comically bad from these other angles without a shirt on, especially from directly behind, I look squished and deformed, bad enough that even if I manage to get a gf, she will surely be secretly disgusted and eventually cheat on me simply because of this, nevermind all the other things
>finally realize how weird-looking it is that my arms don't unbend all the way, they always have a kink even when relaxed and hanging at my sides, so it always looks like I'm about to grab something, seeing them dangle in this strange position is literally repulsive to look at in a way that's hard to pinpoint, it's like an uncanny valley effect for arms
>nose looks fine straight-on, but looks like a disgusting witch hooknose from the side (because I was attacked and my head was kicked into the cement face-first thus breaking my nose a few years ago and it healed in a bad way). I never knew how bad my nose actually looked until now
>cannot unsee all these disgusting features of my body
>confidence will never be restored again
>his smile and optimism: gone, forever
I miss the blissful ignorance of yesterday

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:08:13 Post No.34281489
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:08:13 Post No.34281489 [Report]

Ouch

many of us know that pain, friend

do you mean squished and deformed like you're lumpy, or like you're built too much for a short person? I'm sure you're overthinking at least some aspects of this.

Also, post pictures so we can see what you're talking about, if your confidence is shot, you have nothing left to lose.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:08:50 Post No.34281499
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:08:50 Post No.34281499 [Report]

Post pics.

I need something to fap too.

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>>34281418
Hold on a minute...I don't remember typing this

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:57:39 Post No. 34281294 [Report] [View this topic]

The latest normie fad is yet again some app that makes people look weird and distorted.

>Normies: Be yourself
>Normies: make up, weird apps to distort faces, photoshop, expensive clothes, booze, drugs

Choose one

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4138218/Have-tried-Meitu-Selfie-app-takes-internet-storm.html

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:59:58 Post No.34281333
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>>34281294
You are motherfucking retard, boring and bland as fuck to be honest. Go fuck yourself nigger
>be person
>like [expensive] clothing
>buy and wear said clothing
Some motherfucking brainlet bitch online
>waaaaah ur not being uself mane

Seriously go fuck yourself

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What if normies are actually the oddballs and us loners are just the normal minority? Probably wrong to use the word 'normal' there because by definition it means whatever the majority are doing, but I think you understand my meaning.

>>34281333
Why are you so hostile and angry? Did someone touch you 'down there'? Do you want to talk about it?

Anyway I just used those things as examples to talk about the way society is in general. I don't care at all about people who buy expensive cloth to make themselves look good so they can be acceptable among their peers, but I do think it's part of a worldwide trend of differing ourselves to fit in, then this 'be yourself' meme gets spouted everywhere when the reality is far from that.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:06:04 Post No.34281439
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>>34281388
>Did someone touch you 'down there'? Do you want to talk about it?
Projections at the 3th grade level.
>Why are you so hostile and angry?
Because i am honestly and absolutely tired of fucking retards like you shitting up this board with your bullshit.

>I don't care at all about people who buy expensive cloth to make themselves look good so they can be acceptable among their peers
1. :THEY: dont exist.
2. :THEY: buy the clothes because they think it looks good and they want to feel good by wearing it
Also you talk a whole lot about people you dont seem interested in at all.

>trend of differing ourselves to fit in
If you differ then you dont fit in? Logic 101

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childhood stories thread Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:57:38 Post No. 34281292 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>first grade
>teacher was Miss Nancy
>she had this thing where everyones name is written on the chalkboard
>if you got in trouble, she put a check next to your name
>each check signified 5 minutes you had to sit out from recess
>anyway
>Miss Nancy likes to call me on me even when I don't have my hand up
>at this point, my learning disability has not been diagnosed
>I'm "slower" than the other students
>She continues to call on me to answer questions knowing i don't have the answer
>every time I get a question wrong she puts check next to my name for wasting her time
>she asks me if i'm even paying attention or am i just this stupid
>i begin to cry
>she puts another check for causing a scene
>have like 50 checks next to my name
>i need to sit out for the entire recess time
>its raining outside
>that means inside recess
>sit at my table watching the other kids play
>other kids are laughing at me
>"haha anon has to sit he is so stupid"
>i'm crying again
>Miss Nancy holds back keks

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 06:09:35 Post No.34281511
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Christ I had teachers who would try do this to me. Wasn't slow, just got easily distracted by little things so I would look around the room a lot while still some what listening. Whenever the teacher called on my I would have the answer, which would just piss them off so they would find little ways to punish me. I don't know why elementary school teachers are such sociopaths.

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>>34281511
Sorry for the errors in that, auto-correct.

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This triggers the living FUCK out of me, fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:53:57 Post No. 34281221 [Report] [View this topic]

Name one good animated film that is aimed toward adult audiences.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:57:33 Post No.34281290
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:57:33 Post No.34281290 [Report]

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:59:00 Post No.34281312
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:59:00 Post No.34281312 [Report]

Princess mononoke is one

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>>34281221
Fantastic Planet
Ferngully
Hunchback of Notredame

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:53:29 Post No. 34281209 [Report] [View this topic]

Tall girls don't get nearly enough love. Maybe it's because I'm an uberlanklet myself but I highly prefer them to short girls. Something about their natural slenderness and grace is a huge turn on to me.

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:55:26 Post No.34281251
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>>34281209
>Tall girls don't get nearly enough love
Probably because they seen 99% of men as subhumans that they'd never fuck.
Personally I think they should all be gassed.

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>>34281251
This
I never had a problem with tall girls. They were just as attractive as any other girl I liked. But since every girl wants a guy taller then them, I tend ignore them as I see it as a lost cause.

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>>34281251
I dated a 6'2 blonde mma fighter in highschool. Chick was a total sweetheart

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:48:49 Post No. 34281126 [Report] [View this topic]

to anon who was getting rid of his pupper, i hope you're doing ok and get to keep your dog. she may not always show it but she loves you a lot and would miss you more than anything. hope it works out in the end anon.

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>>34281126
Is pic related? Is somebody actually abandoning this beautiful canine child?

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>>34281126
Dogs are too stupid to fee love. Stop anthropomorphizing your shitty animal.
Anon would be going the intelligent thing in getting rid of worthless parasite. I hope your blatant pet fag shilling falls on deaf ears.

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>>34281546
i hope you can get past whatever hurt you

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 05:46:32 Post No. 34281093 [Report] [View this topic]

being rich unironically seems boring

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>do what you want when you want
>don't have to worry about anything, can fuck about to your heart's content
>can just piss away your fortune and start from scratch if you wanted to
>can REALLY piss off your potential/theoretical offspring by making THEM start from scratch and giving away all your money to someone else at random

I see no downsides, but I've been broke as fuck most of my life, so, greener(AS IN DAT CHEDDA SON) pastures i guess?

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>>34281093
>can do anything, anytime, anywhere with anyone
>have zero responsibilities, zero worries and zero anxiety about the future
Sure seems like boring suffering you fucking poorfag in denial

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>>34281093
>>can just piss away your
life

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