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>>34282176
feels good as fuck dummy

>>34282176
It smells and tastes good to eat out a girl's pussy and ass. Even better when they don't wash for a couple days and then let you go down on them.

>>34282212
even better if she doesn't wipe

>>34282160
disgusting ugly orphan

>>34282160
Wow shes beautiful I would date her.

>>34282160
Because those mentally ill men act more like women then actual women do now. If women would stop acting like men then the problem would solve itself.

How was it racist to share his interests ya gook?

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>>34282156

Note, none of these things are creepy if you're Chad Thundercock.

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>>34282156
The girl in that video makes me want to kill myself but she has a point. I just kind of hate the way she delivers it.

Anyway, OP
>pic related.

I don't believe that ever happened to you, but yeah I guess that's a weird thing to bring up if there wasn't any good reason to bring that up. If he just said that out of the blue, that would be weird no matter what the race of the girl was, honestly.

>>34282121
>girl
no

>>34282121
she would need to be asian

i cant get hard-ons for lesser races

Post pics of girls you would consider 5/10 I need to know what I'm working with here to answer your question.

Legalized cunting.

>>34282074
introduce dogs

>>34282112
lol Cats tear the shit out of most dogs.

>>34282047
rape her until she dies

>>34282057
careful on that edge senpai

>>34282047
make her love you more than her bf and then you will acquire a gf its simple OP

>>34282000
Yes!

nite traples btw

>>34282000
I play league of legends for hours every day even though I fucking despise it, it passes time quite efficiently. If I filled even half the time I've spent on LoL with productive stuff like learning coding, languages, reading books, I'd be pretty happy with my knowledge.

Everytime I get motivated enough and make an effort, I just lose interest and fall back to my old habits. My latest effort is learning Dutch on duolingo, which is going surprisingly well. But I won't tempt fate. I think slow and steady is the key, so in future if I ever try to like learn coding again or start reading books regularly, I won't go nuts like I did in the fast and set the goalposts too far or do too much in a short time and burn myself out.

"""competitive games""
I joined esea open for 6v6 tf2, it's a good time.

An emphatic, resounding no.

>>34281993
Fuck no. I like posts like these.

>>34281993
Wouldnt I experience all physical and mental pain if I can live all humans life experience instantly?

Also what would make me different from god?

>>34281943
see a dermatologist. it gets better if you can keep it under control. Mine is almost all cleared up and now I have to make sure keep on top of outbreaks.

>>34281943
Apply cider vinaigre mixed with some water using a cotton pad, it with burn a little the first time but it with stops the itching and if you apply everyday exzema/psoriasis can be controlled

>>34281943
My exczema has mostly gone away but I still can't wear shorts or show my legs or arms from my childhood experiences.

Every single day during the summer someone would ask me "what happened to your legs?" or once my teacher said "you look like a bear attacked you". I became really insecure and ashamed of my body because of it. Even though the issue is gone I'm still fucked up from it.

protip: you don't

originus

Be sexually attractive and they will proposition you.

ez:

Just be Chad

>>34281899
stop shilling your youtube channel. Subscribed though

I really want to make love to bats

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>>34281899
why did you dupe me op?

>>34281768
if you're 7+ feet tall, basketball

>>34281768
One of the beat the shit out of each other sports probably

thats like asking "which flame is the coolest". one might actually be a few degrees colder, but theyre all hot and will burn you

Funnily enough, today is my birthday. Going to go out with the family and eat some sushi, then wait until Trump does his thing.

>>34281753
Just faggots like you will die, I will be part of the death squads removing you scum from this planet

Hillary is the one who wanted nucular war with Russia.

>>34281728
Nothing or just lounge pants(no underwear) rolled up to short height

Nothing but athletic shorts, and maybe a white tee depending on how cold it is

Like any true robot, I just sleep in whatever I wore that day and usually wind up wearing it the next day too. So jeans and a long-sleeved shirt.

i don't hate him but how could you get any more chad
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>marries supermodels
>born rich
>plays golf
>golden tower

we'd be way more fucked if pence was president

>>34281710
>rump is just another robot trying to make it in this world.
He's an alleged billionaire who's spent his life fucking supermodels and tomorrow will be the most powerful man on earth. How is he a robot?