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What is it with the Jews and the Chinese?

>>34283090
They've both stealthily overtaken the whites and have made a pact of alliance as the true dominant races of Earth to prevent them from fighting each other.

pls be my gal with no tits gf

>>34282914
I DO HAVE TITS THEY'RE JUST SMALL

>>34282940
You sound really cute anon and the way you reacted was cute af too

What you should know is that they are nothing but twins born into a ridiculously wealthy family that have an unhealthy hunger for attention

Coupled with their money, they've become a mere product of the capitalist society we live in, where one with infinite money can buy anything. As evident with their "physics" work (proven that they faked results), their tv shows, their horrendous music.
They're celebrities based on their money, with no other contribution to manking whatsoever. Not a speck of talent or originality in their blood, as it'sbeen diluted by the sickness of wealth they have.

you should start by not pushing a forced meme friend.

>>34282885
you tell me, you're the one that keeps making these threads

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>someone is probably in these room right now

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>>34282842
Got you covered, anon. I'll post some of what I have.

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>>34283454
>mfw moving to big city soon and I get to furnish my new room with random junk and bits and pieces

>>34282827
oh you like bach huh?

name 3 of his albums

Classical music is a fairly niche interest, it's rare to find people who seriously listen to it.

Also, not everybody "likes" all of their interests on Facebook, so it's entirely possible that some of those women you saw do like Bach or Cohen and simply don't follow the FB page.

Oh right, I just remembered where I am. Forget everything I said, it's actually because modern women are mindless roastie trash with no potential for intellect that can even come close to a man's poo poo pee pee tendies reeee

>>34282877
Master of Puppets
Houses of the Holy
Blonde

you gonna shoot the king you better kill the king

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Join this server you fucking normalfags

bump

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oh hey nice

BUMP

JOIN OR NOT BUT PLEASE DO

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>>34282671
posting my misc cuties

>>34282671
Homosexuality is the ultimate redpill

>>34282684
Based ship, good taste OP.

b-but I'm too flat to wear an outfit like that

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>>34282614

this is what happens when you let women do what they want and don't keep them in line. They fuck other women instead and become degenerates.

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>unzips dick
>she turns into a sub

Your move.

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I know I know. I'll buy this soon even though I'm 100% straight.

Is it just me who didn't really enjoy this doujin?

I wish I had better fashion sense. Every day I pretty much wear a different combination of a t-shirt and a hoodie, along with a pair of jeans.

That autism aside, at least I avoid wearing things like in the OP pic that are actively cringey/socially unacceptable when put in public.

i feel the exact same way, people tell me that i'm a funny guy and i'm destined to be this great comedian
yet i only have 334 subscribers on youtube
i make sketches on youtube and nobody watches them

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>tfw want to be invisible
>tfw only really talk to one friend in college
>tfw he is well known so I keep getting pushed into bigger circles

>>34282557

Can't relate but I'll respond so you don't think you are invisible.

>>34282494
Well, 4. If you honestly think he'll be re-elected you got another thing coming. Now libs will actually take politics seriously for once and not let people like Hilary nae-nae her way to the democratic elect.

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>>34282494
Amen friend can't wait for this country to be great again.

>>34282525
Are you watching what the Dems are doing? Literally doubling down on the shit of this year, and acting like little bitches by not going to his inauguration.

>>34282458
I don't have a piss, scat, or baby fetish.

>>34282472
those are not real reasons

>>34282458
I'm not emotionally stunted

>>34282388
You don't even deserve singles for this atrocity, rethink your life

even the holy kek acknowledged my true potential plebs

Anim is so fucking gay

i'd do it but i have psoriasis so i assume that disqualifies me (since it's hereditary)

i literally don't give a shit

if they can afford to go through the process they will probably be giving my half-spawn a better life than i could

>>34282234
>but ultimately that baby is your own flesh and blood.
No it's not, it's their DNA.

>>34282234

What percentage of donated sperm gets used? Someone find the stats stat

Stop spamming your normie turbochad /pol/ mascot on here, take it back to your containment board.

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>>34282217
Its ok I get this must be a tough time for you non Americans living in your not so great countries. Maybe one day Trump will make your shit hole great too.

>>34282278

Stop trying to talk manipulatively in a desperate attempt to sound smart and tough. I know you're paid by the hour to shill, but you're going to have to do a better job than you are right now for it to be effective.