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How does this make you feel /r9k/? 2017-01-20 08:58:03 Post No.34284113
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How does this make you feel /r9k/?
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Art thou feeling it now mr krabs?
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>>34284113
I can see through her makeup and bleached hair.
She's pretty, but it takes a lot of effort. Good for her.
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Like the most powerful race in the world.
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she is depressed and broken as fuck.
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Does anyone want to come in my rabbit? It's nice right now
(Also don't let the name scare you it's really comfy).I bid every non white to stay the fuck out
https://www.rabb.it/ComfyBitchRoom
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>>34284043
are you guys watching anime sometime too? not too much into movies
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What anime is this jizz genie from?
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>>34284043
I initially thought this thread was an opportunity for me to inject your pet rabbit with my hunk spunk.
I'm disappointed op.
Can we have a thread for the grandpas of the board?
30 here, turning 31 later this year
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>>34284015
35. one of my cousins is an '86 too, recall thinking I couldn't believe that little brat is turning 30 last summer.
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>>34284015
I am 27 does this count
I mean my life is extremely pathetic, but at least I know what is wrong with it now
>Failed Normie
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Nothing makes me happier knowing that there's plenty of other fucked up 25-35 year olds around here.
Makes me feel not so shitty after all. (29 HHKV)
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How do you stop being lazy and get motivated to do things?
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>Schedule out your day and use that to force yourself into a routine so that eventually those little daily things you have to do will become second nature.
>Have healthy habits so you feel better (ie getting a full night of sleep instead of frogposting on r9k at 4 in the morning so you don't feel exhausted all day)
>Set goals for yourself and reward yourself for accomplishing them
>Don't try to do too much all at once because you'll burn yourself out and feel even more guilty about the failure
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>>34284066
>instead of frogposting on r9k at 4 in the morning
>tfw you've been frogposting at 4 in the morning for three days straight
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>>34283977
ativan and/or antidepressant
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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntyness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
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Spoken like a true virgin that's never interacted with a woman ever.
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nice pasta m8
fuck women
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As much as women annoy the fuck out of me, I can't help but be angrier at the men who let them act like that.
The men who continue to hand them more and more social power.
When there's a kid at a grocery store throwing fruit all over the place, sure, the kid's a little faggot, but his parents should be keeping him in line.
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>normies come here to laugh at your life
>they don't believe it gets this bad
>they think it's all satire
OUT OUT OUT
NORMIES OUT I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE LURKING OR POSTING GET THE FUCK OUT
YES, YOU, THE NORMIE STARING AT THIS POST RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK OUT
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My gf is laughing over my shoulder right now. I think she wants to go down on me hold up
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i come on here whenever i'm sad and it makes me remember i'm not an absolute pile of shit and at least girls talk to me and i don't have to blame the "jungle nigger music" making girls love black men or something equally as ridiculous
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>>34284083
You, you're alright
>>34284074
You, REAL FUCKING UGLY
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
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>>34283824
Can I get a real non meme definition of what exactly a "normie" is then?
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>>34284137
people who aren't robots.
original
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i'm going on a date this weekend and i'm going to get my dick sucked
nutting on a bitch is the best thing the planet has to offer to be fair
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Why aren't you dating asians right now,regardless of your gender?You literally have no excuse right now!
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>>34283819
I wonder if I will have a chance at some qts in Japan. I don't have much luck here at home, but I've gotten lucky in the US.
I'm hoping it'll be easy to pick up girls in Japan. I'm 6'3, Danish and bearded.
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>>34283859
>Japanese girls are easy meme
>Asian girls are easy meme
No.
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>>34283819
I did date one. Then we got married.
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ITT: things robots can do to fuck with normies.
>purchase a pair of exotic and dangerous animals and introduce them to your area.
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>pretend to be a liberal on /pol/
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>shit in my neighbour's cistern
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>>34283774
Cover their cars with bologna so the paint strips off
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>good looking but going bold at 20
>ugly but have a full head of hair at 30
what's worse?
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>>34283766
>going bold
Kirk?
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>>34283766
>good looking but going bold at 20
Is probably worse.
Ugly guy never stood a chance, regardless of hair.
Good looking guy had it but lost it.
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the first obviously
you can just wear a wig like eggman
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https://discord.gg/K6dp96X
for robots who like to use discord: introducing a brand new server, 'the commune'
a server with true equality; no fancy colours, roles or preferential treatment to certain members
enjoy a socialist discord experience today
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Don't join this. I was banned from it.
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mfw gommie
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>>34283804
can't be banned from a completely new server my dude
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Question for robots who like h-games/erotic visual novels/waifu simulator games of any kind:
What kind of girls do you find are underrepresented in these games?
What would you like to see more of?
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I wish these games had more pink-haired japanese girls named Sakura. Never enough of those.
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I want fat girls. Or just variety in the weight.
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Should have noted: I'm in the midst of making a fairly long-form eroge and am toying with the girls I have planned.
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Are we talking truly overweight, "fat" fat? Or just not wafer-thin quasi-loli schoolgirls? Somewhere in between?
Heavier or lighter than pic related?
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>tfw 5.9x4.7 inch penis
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How do you even measure diameter? With a tape measure? I don't think my dick is unusually skinny, but having a 4+ inch diameter sounds really large to me.
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>>34283758
I've never really done it but I think you'd just wrap a string around your dick and then measure the string.
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honestly having a big dick isn't that great, girls always complain that I make them cum too fast
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WHAT I LEAARNED ON R9K IS
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>>34283730
Traps arent gay.
Boipucci is superior.
Jews are pretty ok.
Futa is straighter than heterosexual sex.
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to be the you that believes in you'reself
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this is 4 u i hope you burst out laughig n like i did the entire day i couldnt breathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEfZG9OSytA
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>tfw you realize the longer you go without a girlfriend, the harder it becomes to ever get one
and it was already hard to begin with
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>>34283707
IoI
chill mayhem
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>>34283707
That's not necessarily true. It's true up to a certain age, then the dating pool begins favoring men again when women enter it again after a failed marriage and their looks start going.
It's definitely not an ideal scenario, but the tables do flip eventually.
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>>34283738
even when women hit 30, they still won't go for the weirdo guys who have never had a relationship, unless they're software engineers or something