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I make hand gestures when I talk, I can't help it.

I also make hand gestures when I talk to myself, which whenever I have to be in public I do to keep myself calm. So, I'm basically always walking around making hand gestures and mouthing words but never actually saying anything.

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>>34286889
Like this, usually

>>34286939
you are basically like those crazy people on the bus?

Read Dostoyevsky sempai

>>34286894
>Dostoyevsky
what should i read of him?

becoming and being a monk is a fuck ton of work, its not just a free pass out of society.

Why does she look so much manlier on video than in her selfies?

I enjoyed her activated almonds joke, though.

>>34286884
>carefully taken and chosen photos
>using filters, specific lighting and angles
>why does she look so much more manlier irl?

never believe selfies. ever.

>>34286884
She prepares her selfies. Angles and shit. Plus she probably takes multiple pictures before she feels good about posting it anywhere.
t, pizza's #1 orbiter

Yeah. I notice swag asians get the hottest asian bitches. Just get all your asian friends to become swag asian and youll keep all your asian bitches

Youre going to need penis enlargers and white power.

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>>34286818
I can't stand swag fags let alone become one

You could have a very interesting social life in Afghanistan. They have a thing for the unbearded.
>They fuck them in their asses.
>They stick their cocks down their throats.
>Repeatedly

So, alls not lost.

are you a skinnyfag? do you never ever really perform physical activity?
I'm 26 and can't grow a beard, and i'm a skeleton

>>34286770
Boost your test naturally by changing your diet and exercising more often.

Just google "testosterone boosting foods" do a little research, make a grocery list and incorporate those foods into your diet.
You're also going to want to avoid drinking tap water and bottled water since they both contain estrogen, tap because of women on birth control pissing it into the water supply, and bottled because the plastic contains compounds that mimic estrogen and they leech into the water. Your best bet is to buy a fancy expensive water filter or just start drinking mineral water out of glass bottles.
You may also consider taking a boron supplement as it is good for balancing out hormone levels and it's a necessary thing for our bodies that we don't get enough of in our foods.
Good luck my man.

>>34286758
Heck of a war

I doubt I'd last 5 minutes.

>>34286789
Nah man heaps of weird fucks here.

>>34286726
People Who Can Eat People will always be their magnum opus for me.

partially because it's the only one of their albums I've listened to all the way through.

>I bought a knife.... I BOUGHT A KNIFFE
Like really? Your a fucking white male

>>34286748
>patrician taste

how is this not original?

>>34286707
Say you need help managing it, say it interferes with your life

>>34286707
They dont perscribe them to new patients usually.. you have to "try" other things first I got clonidine vistril and seroquel out of the deal.. then you just say it didnt work

>>34286707
Basically you gotta jump through a few hoops this is usually the case.. because as you are aware when they first came out it was easy to get them.. now its a little harder

>>34286692
You don't, and you live with this

>>34286692
Find a reason to love yourself? Or make one.

>>34286692
What do you hate about you, why do you hate, why do you need to stop, etc

>>34286629
Try getting prescribed stims

>>34286629
Eat better. Not less.

Stop drinking soda.
Anything that has high fructose corn syrup, do not consume.
Youll stop being fat. Guarantee it.

Drink more water, keep drinking it.

>>34286597
pic related is my life summed up

>>34286597
Nah don't believe ya nice try

>>34286597

>>>/adv/

Move along norman

>>34286576
Why are you snap chatting with her?

Even after all that she didn't send a nude. You should be proud of her

>>34287708
because normies get angry when you open shit then don't respond

>>34287742
still a total tease though. #justdumbwhorethings

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>>34286552
tfw this is all I want in a relationship. ;_;
>A forever virgin beta provider who loves me and only wants the best for me
>and a muscle hunk Chad I can have sex with and give birth to perfect children

>>34286552
Looks like shes currently sitting in a chair trying to get her 15 minutes of fame
>no bra
Shes trying so hard. It makes me feel sad. She looks like she was really fat when she was younger and is now over-compensating

>>34286552
I'm just stating, for the record, that this thread will get over a hundred replies. My precognitive abilities are infallible.

>>34286538
good luck pal, you gonna need

>>34286538
update after the date, here or in another thread

question 1: what childhood trauma pushed you to be a clinical retard?

question 2: why go through with that shit if you can pay this money to get quick, good sex from an escort with no awkwardness involved?

a 6 year old could do better
0/10

You'll fit right in on tumblr, among other talentless hacks

>>34286529
Stop bullying me!!! I'm literally being raped!