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Probably the comfiest show, in my opinion
>makes me feel like I have friends
>put it on when I'm alone doing shit at home
>they're neurotic like me
Is this what the Jews wanted?
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>>38958782
this is basically why i've watched/listened to every single mega64 podcast. although i'd probably find them boring as actual friends it makes me happy to listen to them joke and bullshit about stuff all day.
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>>38958912
Yep. The pornos are my surrogate gf. Seinfeld my surrogate friends. What's next? I gotta fix this
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>>38958978
if you still have a surrogate life you REALLY need to at least let that one go. works wonders.

pic related

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My mom got a new kitten and i told her multiple times that i didn't want to take care of her. No when we got the kitten my mom is never home and leaves me "missions" to look after our cats so they get along, feed her and play with her, she says the kitten needs to play a lot when it's young.

why do roasties do this?

>mfw she probably did the same with me when i was a kid.

why do roasties think they can raise a child when they can't take care of a cat?
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tfw no kitten
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>>38958780
they're cute but they bother me when im on the computer always want to play
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>>38958806
tfw allergic to cats

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What is the point of it all when

>no friends
>no girlfriend
>no social groups
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>>38958673
>no friends
>no girlfriend
>no social groups
anybody that would kill themselves over this is actually just a normalfag
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>>38958722
>anybody that would kill themselves over this is actually just a normalfag
This.

I'd only ever consider suicide if I'm unable to play vidya anymore
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>>38958797
>>38958722
good points, i guess i wont off myself then. i am just depressed because i have no gf

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going to start watching a bunch of Anime essentials because I missed out on the Anime scene when I was young.

Finished:
Welcome To The NHK
Serial Experiments Lain
Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions
Azumanga
KonoSuba

Currently Watching:
Neon Genesis Evangelion
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>>38958593
Add Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Paranoia Agent, and Kaiji
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Right now I'm focusing on Anime that only have one or two seasons. I was going to watch Love Hin and Tenchi Muyo, but way too much episodes. Monster lasts for so long.
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>>38958593
watch madoka desu

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Why is /r9k/ so dumb lately?
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>>38958558
it's just your brain not having enough time to comprehend stuff
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>>38958558
it's always been that way, newfaggot
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>What is summer time?

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Fembots, where are your kids?
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>>38958554
>Fembots, where are your kids?
Up your dick bro xDD
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>>38958554
In a medical wastebasket somewhere
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>>38958554
What did Hosoda mean by the kids each flipping their opposite views on integrating into society versus doing wolf stuff? What comment was he making on childhood development?

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A person that thinks microwave food is the best food and eats it everyday for all meals. Ama.
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do you follow instructions or do you go freestyle?
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>>38958543
Please look after your better anon
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>>38958543
I used to be like you, but then I learned how to saute meats and cook pasta

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Mega Millions is at $385 Million dollars
POWERBALL is at $325 million dollars
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>>38958470
Is there even a system you can attempt to follow on there drawings? I always let the computer give me randoms.
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If dubs I play and win
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l will win the Powerball jackpot today, Deus Vult.

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>be relatively normie. Kind of autistic but still a normie

>delete the reddit app from my phone bc its a waste of time

>start browsing 4chan instead because the browser version works better than that of reddit on my shitty phone

>start jacking off more and to weirder stuff

>start being weirder and more reclusive in general

>its only been like 2 weeks

Do you guys realize how mentally damaging this site is?
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>>38958462
Yeah. Just block the website if you don't like it. I agree it's a lot healthier and a more positive experience if you communicate people offline. Do that.
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>implying 4chan hurts you
>implying censorship is a good thing
4chan is not UUUU if you like censoring things from yourself.

We always ironically said that 4chan ruined our lives. If it was so bad we wouldn't live here.
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>>38958462
OP, you need to leave.

>mother found the colon cucumber
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>papa plummeted into the prostate portal

gonna be a long night lads
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>sister slurped all the semen smoothy
I was saving that!
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>dad found the cum containers

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what shoes do you robots wear?
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>>38958444
Nuclear Zomfloffles.
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>>38958444
fucking metatarsel bullshit steel toe boot... wageslave searching for any kind of escape
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>>38958444
I thought I was so cool when I had a pair of those mine were at least black. Cross trainers. 555s or something. Women truly despise them. I've seen a skit on FB roasties made mocking a guy for them. Maybe time to buy myself a new pair in white.

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20, non virgin, currently wagecucking. (On week off atm).

I have 10k (pounds) currently saved and I hate my job so much. Currently IT service desk.

Recently had a breakup with now ex gf and job isn't getting any less soul crushing.

Should I quit and just try to find a job I enjoy?
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>>38958431
i feel ya on monday i was working IT service desk by tuesday i had throne them the finger and i am back at my two entry level wage cuck jobs feels good man the contract i was under was sketchy anyways
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>>38958606
is this meant to convince me to quit or stay?
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>>38958431
Fuck it man, just quit. Something else will come along and it sounds like you could do with a break. Im pretty much in the same boat and i'm quitting just before Christmas.

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If free will is an illusion, then why do we hold people responsible for their crimes? They can't stop themselves from doing it.
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People are hard-wired to act in our own self-interest, so knowing that crimes are punished makes people less likely to commit them
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>>38958322
If free will is an illusion, then won't the punishment just happen anyway since it's ingrained into the people doing the punishing? They can't stop themselves from doing it.
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>>38958322
Free will is not an illusion

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What's it like sucking milkies from cowtits?
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>>38958139
please post more images like this. milk dripping off of nipples is so fucking hot
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>>38958154
ikr

here's another
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>>38958139
All I want in life is a fat girl I can milk like the cow she is.

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If women are having more sex than ever why are there so many men who are virgins?
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>>38958123
If half of male population died during ww2 then how come society managed to heal itself?
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you guys need to step up your game. I'm tired

-Chad
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>>38958123
stop it.

n

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