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Anyone else get panic attacks?

>getting drunk
>listening to music
>in a good mood
>chest starts going tight
>stomach starts hurting
>doesn't feel like breathing is giving me enough air
>feeling float-y
>feeling like I don't exist and am a vibration
>start panicking thinking I'm having a heart attack or something
>remember what panic attacks are
>spent the last 35 minutes trying to calm myself down
>all symptoms are gone now except for the vibration thing and the chest tightness turned into what feels like heart pain but it's probably just because that's what I was worried about

I had been doing so well, I haven't had one in 3 months and pretty much forgot they existed.
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>>34287509
>feeling like I don't exist

I get you
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>>34287509
I've suffered a lot due to panic attacks. My problem was my father, he is an extremly alpha type of guy so he always mocks me whenever he gets chance. So when I fixed my problems with my father, all my panic were gone but still this day I can't consume caffeine and when I think about panic attack I am getting panic attack.
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>be at wagecuck job
>standing in corner
>3 colleagues surround me
>can feel it coming, no no please...
>feeling of dread overcomes me
>run away

Welp looks like i need a new job lads

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You only hate women because you can't get them.
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Everyone's already more than well aware of this.
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You don't have to hate women to recognize that they are inferior to men in every way imaginable.

I don't hate anyone.
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Im going to read pua books then get any gril i want

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What's wrong with me

I feel empty all the time, and I don't have a girl to talk to or anything.

I want a girl to love but I don't care if they would just pretend to, even if they insulted me all the time or told me how much they hate me I would be okay with it if they just told me they loved me once in awhile.
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>>34287446
Don't repost threads ever. Nobody was interested the first time.
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>>34287460
Try and stop me
Disilalalaksi
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>>34287446
>even if they insulted me all the time or told me how much they hate me I would be okay with it if they just told me they loved me once in awhile.

This is the best I could ever hope for.

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>Go to boxing gym
>See piece of paper talking about determination, spirit, improving oneself, always doing your best and "improving oneself"
>Just think "Haha, what a joke"
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>Make yet another thread
>Get no replies yet again
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>>34287996
I'll reply. What are you trying to improve about yourself that you feel unable to?
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>>34287996
try making a better thread next time.

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What the fuck happened to men? Especially white men. Why is the average white guy a low test beta nu-male mangina cuck?
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feminism sucked the life out of men and they didnt fight back.

also one of the reasons why most of the faggots on this board are white
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>>34287383
Feminism exist because men have gotten weak. Robots can't blame feminism on their problems.
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gentrification of the lower classes (general spread of middle class culture) resulting in lack of physical culture and social interactions based around passive aggressive non confrontational non sincerity

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Just submitted my college application after being a neet for 3 years.

I'm gonna make it bros this time it's going to be different.
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>>34287308
How old are you?

Otdckhcsjk
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>>34287334

22 college dropout
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>>34287308
I wish you luck Yui-anon.

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>all your ancestors always have been and are watching you 24/7
>they are watching waste your pitiful life away and say
>oh my fucking god, he has more freedom and opportunities than all of us combined ever had and he never does anything with his life
>"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, he opened a browser, looks like he will finally learn some useful information and use it to better his life"
>"Oh no wait....false alarm people, he just went on the 4chan thing to post those fucking frogs....again"
>"HOLY SHIT, HE IS DRESSING UP, I WONDER what will he do this fine day, so many options, so many opportunities"
>"Oh....he is going to get the tendies....again."
>"YES!!! He is talking with the other losers about establishing a community or buying a boat and sailing the ocean in search of their own island, FINALLY! He will grab life and opportunit.....Oh....the thread died and now he is stroking his little dick while watching men dressed as women....again"
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If they were so great then why are they dead? Checkmate atheists.
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>>34287282
Have they nothing better to do than watch me masturbate and waste my life? Is the afterlife THAT boring?
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>>34287282
This nearly made me laugh anon, well done, that's an achievement

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>ANON YOU CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND ALL DAY YOU HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE OR GET A JOB
>I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT AND AREN'T INTERESTED IN ANY OF IT YOU HAVE TO DO IT
>ANON DON'T BE LIKE ME GO TO COLLEGE
>ANON WHY CAN'T YOU DO COLLEGE THINGS ON YOUR OWN YOU'RE STRESSING ME AND YOUR SISTER OUT JUST DO IT
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU COULD HAVE WORKED INSTEAD

I HATE COLLEGE I HATE WORK I HATE BEING AN ADULT I WANT MY OLD MOMMY BACK
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Young men have no sense of direction these days, it's really scary

I wish someone had told me to learn a trade when I wAs young

Maybe I could have been somebody
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>>34287261
I know the feel, have the same type of mom

I'm currently putting off my decision for college with a shitty job. The work sucks, but it's only for half a year and since I don't have to pay for shit I'm living like a king. I have whiskey and cigars like my old man could only dream of.
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Kill yourself. No, seriously. You'll never be without responsibilities for the rest of your life, so why not just end it?

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time to kill myself anons

i could use this chance to bring attention to our problems

what points should i mention in my suicide letter?
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>>34287222
Fuck off you attention seeking bitch ass faggot
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Your problems are boring and stupid. Not getting a girlfriend isn't really a problem.
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Maybe you should talk about how many dicks you throat wrestle.

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>tfw robo-gfs still don't exist
how many more years do we have to wait?
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That feel is painful
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>>34287453
yeah, VERY painful.

They dont even have to look close to real girls, just the basic shape of them.
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>>34287219
Patience, fellow robots.
Once they hit the market, it will be the endgame for mankind. mark my words

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Should a fuck a broke, ugly, old guy who's also a pedophile? Dubs decide.
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>>34287216
Rolling for yes.

orangeanal
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>>34287216
No, not worth it.
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>>34287228
rerolling for yesss

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>be lazy
>increasingly lazy
>lose motivation for life
>don't even care if I wipe properly after a poopie
>give it a couple of wipes
>if there's still brown coming off don't worry about it
>pants up and wait till whenever I'm due for a shower


is this what I have become
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>>34287179
It gets even worse, anon. Trust me.
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>>34287224
How? Example?
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>>34287245
> Actually showering

Heh, you're far from it.

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I don't hate normies because robots are the real cunts irl. Normies are relatively nice. Why can't you fuckers be nicer to each other? You may be able to find a friend or two.
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>>34287163
Im literally the nicest person on 4chan
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>>34287194
That's like saying your the biggest turd in the bowl. At the end of the day you still are shit.
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>>34287227
Not the anon you've replied to, but why is he shit for being nice? I get it that modesty is a virtue etc, but he's deffo not shit for wanting to be good or thinking he's

>Take Myers Briggs exam honestly

>Get INTP

I thought that INTPs were the straight up losers of the world. I wanted to be an ESTP or ENTP or ISTP.

>Take the test again answering in a way that the badass person that I've always wanted to be would act
>Still get INTP

I think the key is to accept yourself and who you are and develop your traits. I'm a weakwilled INTP but a strongwilled confident INTP can be just as cool as the rest of em.

Or wait is it in an INTP's nature to be weakwilled
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>>34286922
no it's not in an INTP's nature to be weakwilled, everyone is different.

you need a strong defining characteristic or strength though, for me it's my autist coding abilities which gives me confidence at work, but outside of that I'm quite pathetic. it's easier to be upper middle class pathetic though.
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The way in which INTP's relate to information archetypally is repugnant to normals and there are not enough INTP's for anyone to care about including their perspective.

Thinking of the zodiac archetypal system, there is no redeeming scorpios before other signs. Sure you can have good aspects, but this changes nothing in how others perceive the totality of what a scorpio is.

The only traits that matter to cultivate as increase to pyramidal orientation is psychopathy, or becoming tall. Just be yourself if you are a psychopath tall INTP, but this is orders more rare a thing.
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>>34286922
ENTJ here master personality reporting in but have crippling anxiety I am literally an utter disgrace to my personality type

Mine is literally the most RATIONAL personality type yet I am stricken with complete IRRATIONAL thought processes

>Utter disgrace
>ENTJ cant stand emotions or weakness
>End it?
>Literally there is an epic battle in my head in which only drugs will squelch the dissonance
>help me

Who is the cuck in this scenario?
The answer may shock you.
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>>34286906
You
Fuck off
Origano
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>>34286906
the photographer
original
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>>34286906
whoever paid for dinner?

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