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What's the minimum dick size required to be able to penetrate a woman like this? I feel like my 5.1 incher (bone-pressed, effective length might be less than 5) won't do.
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>>34289003
Depends on the position.
Probaby 5" effective length would be enough.
>inb4 7"+
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>>34289003
5"x5" is all you really need. You only need more if she's loose.
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>>34289083
yeah its all you really need for you to get cheated on
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What's up guys ?
Anything you want to say or get off your chest ?
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>I really wish this cold sore would go away
>I'm sick of my laptop going to blue screen of death 3 times a day, I even opened it up and blew the dust out and it still keeps doing it
>At least I don't have classes today
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ITT AUTISTIC THINGS YOU DO
Rub my beard, neck and chin every time i'm feeling nervous in social situations
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>>34288993
I dont ever want a job even though i am fully capable and i have no problem with living off of others
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>January 20, 2017
>still no gf
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>>34288942
What day was she supposed to be
delivered?
I was expecting mine hmm lets see.. about 12 years ago.
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>donald trump saved america
>he kicked obama out
>single handily caught el chapo
>still dont have a gf
JUST!
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seriously hog head is so much fucking better and no stds/bitching/socialising needed
>pic related
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You want to know how fucked up I am right now? There's this girl I've been obsessed with for years, I thought for a while I actually had a real shot with her, but I never made a move and now I don't see her much anymore and I don't know if she still feels the same way, or really if she ever did.
I've always felt jealous and angry when I saw her with other guys I thought might like her. I knew I didn't have any right to feel that way, but I did. I would feel sick when I saw pictures of her going to dances with these guys, even though I knew they weren't her type and nothing would come of it. But it's actually gotten worse.
Guys, it's gotten to the point where when I see pictures of her with her female friends I worry she's a lesbian. I don't really have any rational reason to think that, but I can't shake it. I see pictures of her with her new best friend, arms around each other's shoulders, and I just want to throw up.
I need help. I know it's stupid, but I've felt horrible all night and day.
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>>34288939
there is this girl I'm also obsessed with.
I don't want her to be my gf, I want her to be my wife.
she ain't no where near ready for that.
so obsession is all she and I will have.
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>>34288939
Get off of normiebook and social media where you view such pics, it's unhealthy to dwell on shit like that and pry into others lives.
Remind yourself that she is just another stupid roastie in a sea of stupid roasties and even if she miraculously did agree to be your gf she would just end up breaking your heart with her eventual betrayal.
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>>34288939
>you
>fucked up
You dont even know the meaning of those words,,
Forget about her.
Ask out every girl you see from now on
that doesnt repulse you.
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>Dysphoria
I think you mean disorder anon.
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>>34288858
i think we all know that robots are basically women.
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>>34288858
Is that a trannny?
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>>34288892
yes. she's pretty hawt, no?
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Has anyone ever actually been with their ideal gf/bf?
If so what happened?
Were you happy?
Are you still together?
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>>34288778
Where the hell do you think you are, op?
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>>34288778
grinned and then felt bad
still too soon.
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>>34288778
I had a qt 8/10 asian big butt gf for a bit more than a year, the only bad thing about her was her crooked teeth and aversion to birth control.
We broke up because too much engineering homework made me ignore her to get those bomb ass grades so yeah things went to shit.
I was quite happy actually, except for the pregnancy scares those were pretty terrible. The sex was great and she let me bareback her ass which was absolute heaven. Seeing her gaping asshole dripping with my manpower was absolute bliss.
Also the best part was seeing all of her weeaboo friends who wanted to bang her look at me like i was some sort of chad hitler because i got to hit that glorious piece of ass. I could taste the envy seething from them it was marvelous.
So now she broke up with me so i fucked her best friend secretly.
People might call fake and gay but idc believe me if you want to
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> he fell for the alcoholism is a disease meme
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>>34288752
It is.
Stop talking about things that you don't know, anon.
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The disease meme was literally created to fuel the rehab business
The "cure" for alcoholism is to nut up and stop fucking drinking if you can see that it's harmful to yourself and/or the people in your life.
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>>34288920
hi normie, get out of my board.
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Dubs Decide name of this newborn expensive breed kittens.
>One cat at a time.
Start rolling.
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Donald J Trump
Originalalalalil
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>>34288737
rolling for the white one to be named Scott Sheperd
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>>34288737
Donald name the first one Donald
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Just a reminder if you don't watch the Trump inauguration you aren't a real robot.
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>>34288711
Trump is so fucking based desu
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>>34288711
But I was at Obama's inauguration and was bored. I don't care about presidential events anymore.
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Politics are the second most normie interest, behind sports. And American politics is basically a sport anyway.
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Are seriel killers Chads or autists?
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>>34288648
>>thinking there's no such thing like autistic chad
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Chad on the inside but autist on the outside. The faggot you posted is an exception tho.
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>>34288648
They vary, like all criminals: Bundy is an evil Chad, Dahmer was an autist, Gein was a psycho, etc.
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Any of you fags into art, engineering, invention, music production, that sort of thing?
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>>34288641
I'm into writing novels. It calms my autism down and leaves me realtively normal to face the world. I recently took up drawing as well and it's pretty great. I painted a genger recently.
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not as much creating but i play the guitar and am joining a cover-band next month, really hyped about it, hoping for dem groupies
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>>34288673
>>34288708
That's cool. Always envied anyone with this sort of ability. You have anything you feel comfortable sharing?
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ITT: pics that trigger khv spergs
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>>34288550
nah, this triggers femanons here more than robots
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>>34288550
Does that really trigger them anymore in the age of internet porn?
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I just came out of a cold. It's not that hard to end up with snot on your forehead.
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all the lonely boys posting memes on this website are so cute and i want to hug you aIl :3
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>>34288549
Th-Thanks, you too ;~;
original
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>>34288549
Thank you degenerate.
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No you don't...please don't give false hope.
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Is it true that a lot of girls masturbate with veggies or fruit when they're younger?
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>>34288541
I did buti'm a guy
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>>34288541
I tried it with a carrot once. Never again.
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I find it funny that people always meme on about guys needing to have 7x6 inch dicks to pleasure a woman, and yet I've seen countless amounts of vids where women (mostly amateur porn) are getting off to an object that's like 3x2.
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GUYS
I have found a solution to the thoughts of suicide we feel when we are feeling lonely.
Take a shot.
It's that easy. Every time you think about killing yourself, take a shot. tfwnogf bothering you? Take a shot. Thinking about going to the hardware store and buying some rope? Take a shot.
Have next to you a bottle of the cheapest booze there is. If you ever need to go outside, take a hipflask of whatever spirit you like most.
This is legit the best idea I have had in years. I have been drinking for several days straight and a suicidal thought lasts no longer than a few minutes.
I actually feel happy, and merry.
Come on nigga it's that easy. Anti-depressants do fuck all. Booze is where it's at, son. If you are a rich bastard, you can even smoke some ganja too.
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Bump. More hommies need to know bout this
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Lol that bird fucking loves watermelon
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But I don't want to succeed.
I don't want friends.
I don't want a job.
I don't want my own house.
I don't want a gf or wife.
I don't want to travel.
I don't want to play vidya.
I don't want to go skydiving.
I don't want to be close to my family.
I don't want to try.
I just want to put a bullet through my head.