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2017-01-20 07:51:21 Post No.34292683
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:51:21 Post No. 34292683 [Report] [View this topic]

Nofap is baby mode. I will not be satisfied until I've mastered nolust. Anyone care to join me?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:52:38 Post No.34292708
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>>34292683

That's a nice Dick Cavett picture. And no, I think I'm going to carry on masturbating.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:53:06 Post No.34292721
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>>34292683
I'm already there. I try to feel something when I force an erection and try to jerk, but no response from my brain. I'm 20 too. Mastered that shit without even trying.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:54:30 Post No.34292743
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>>34292683
>the current year
>not doing /nopoop/

Talk about babies...

Anonymous (ID: !LSsu0Vj5ag)
Robot Historyfag thread: Battle of Kleidon Edition 2017-01-20 07:51:07 Post No.34292676
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Robot Historyfag thread: Battle of Kleidon Edition Anonymous (ID: !LSsu0Vj5ag) 2017-01-20 07:51:07 Post No. 34292676 [Report] [View this topic]

This is a thread for all my fellow historyfag robots out there. Discuss your favorite leaders, countries and conflicts.

Battle of Kleidon:

The battle of Kleidon was fought between the Byzantine and Bulgarian empires in the year 1014. The end result was a crushing defeat for the Bulgarian army, due to a successful attack from the rear by the byzantine general Xiphias.

This battle is notable for Byzantine Emperor "The Bulgar Slayer" Basil II choice to have nearly all 15,000 of the captured Bulgarian soldiers blinded rather than executing them. The men were divided into groups of 100, with 99 of them blinded with one man left with his sight to guide the others home.

This crippled the Bulgarian economy and military capacity much more effectively than if the men had been killed. By forcing them their young men to take care of their blind parents rather than growing up to form another army and seek revenge.

Allegedly the Bulgarian Emperor Samuel survived the battle but died of a heart attack 2 months later, upon seeing his blinded and maimed army returning.

His two sons were unable to mount a successful resistance against the byzantine empire, and the war ended in 1018 with bulgaria becoming a province of the byzantine empire.

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HistoryOP (ID: !LtrLFjuYEU) 2017-01-20 07:53:21 Post No.34292724
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testing

original test

HistoryOP (ID: !LtrLFjuYEU) 2017-01-20 08:03:29 Post No.34292885
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HistoryOP (ID: !LtrLFjuYEU) 2017-01-20 08:03:29 Post No.34292885 [Report]

>>34292676
hmmmmmmmmm

are there truly no history loving robots here?

I will bump this thread until I get some discussion going on

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>>34292885
I'm a /his/ crossposter, but you didn't invite us into any discussion. What do you want people to say?

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2017-01-20 07:49:07 Post No.34292639
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:49:07 Post No. 34292639 [Report] [View this topic]

Why exactly do girls always do this?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:50:20 Post No.34292667
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>>34292639
For attention.

Come on, man. You know this.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:51:12 Post No.34292678
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>>34292639
>always

originalgrandmac

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:51:17 Post No.34292681
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>>34292639

Less taboo than men.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:47:22 Post No. 34292602 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you fuck the daughter of the president of the united states?

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Naw, she fugly

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:49:42 Post No.34292653
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I would but she's kinda ugly. Good body but stupid face.
Tiffany is fugly, too.
And Melania looks like a prime example of why you should NOT get plastic surgery.

Ironically, they're all fugly lol. Only Barron looks good.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:50:15 Post No.34292663
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>>34292602
>short hair
UNF

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2017-01-20 07:47:05 Post No.34292599
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:47:05 Post No. 34292599 [Report] [View this topic]

>Niece is 6 years younger than me
>She is 14
>She got some platonic crush on me because on her perspective I'm probably the cool looking young adult who has a motorcycle and can go places and stay up late at night
>Also because I'm the only other in the family that likes anime
>Everyone in the family already realized this
>They are actually pushing her forward and tell me to give her rides, find excuses for me to go out with her, keep trying to push us together

What the fuck is wrong with my family?
~~Tho I'm on 50/50 on fucking her because she is family but incest is life but she is the only daughter of my older bro~~
~~If you're CIA, FBI, or whatever, in my country 14s are legal, so get btfo m8~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:48:51 Post No.34292629
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>>34292599
If she's hot, go for it

originally, though

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:54:28 Post No.34292742
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:54:28 Post No.34292742 [Report]

your family isn't trying to hook you up you fucking autist

they want you two to spend time together platonically and think the "Crush" is just cute

where do you live anyways, thailand?

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>>34292629
She is a 6/10, maybe a 5.5/10 depending on your tastes. But fun to hang around. Definetly in my range of acceptable (which is around 4).
My problem here is that I fear that, if I do go forward with it, my family will pull out the "Oh but we were just helping her, you should be the adult and turn her down" card and fuck me over. And they do have a history on doing this shit.

>>34292742
>She has a platonic crush on a family member better give her more hope and make it last longer than it should
Honestly it's so idiotic that I could see my family going with this logic.

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2017-01-20 07:46:56 Post No.34292597
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:46:56 Post No. 34292597 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey bro's, I just woke up from a 1 year coma, what did I miss?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:48:02 Post No.34292614
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>>34292597
There's some new good BLACKED matrrial on the market

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>>34292597
>what did I miss?

Harambe

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:48:45 Post No.34292627
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:48:45 Post No.34292627 [Report]

Rape has been legalized. Feel free to step outside and rape the first hot chick you see!

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:45:26 Post No. 34292573 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you finally realize that Americans are as dumb as internet jokes made them out to be

Holy shit these guys have all the nukes

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 08:00:25 Post No.34292840
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>>34292573
meh, every county has stupid people, its just that more Americans have access to platforms of expression so their stupidity is more exposed.

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>>34292573
Fucking disgusting foreigner I bet you wish your country was as great as ours

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>>34292573

>notice filename
3rd world phoneposters should be executed, tbqh

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:40:57 Post No. 34292500 [Report] [View this topic]

If I flex my butthole will my hemorrhoid go back in?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:43:17 Post No.34292540
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>>34292500
it won't but that double zero will

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:45:11 Post No.34292570
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>>34292500
try massaging it

Anonymous 2017-01-20 08:14:58 Post No.34293094
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 08:14:58 Post No.34293094 [Report]

Anyone have an idea? Do they go away?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:36:54 Post No. 34292415 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw starting to be referred to as "it"
>"that thing"
>overheard neighbors
>saw mom's text messages and overheard phone calls, not just my imagination

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:38:42 Post No.34292455
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:38:42 Post No.34292455 [Report]

Maybe stop acting like an "it"

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:41:17 Post No.34292507
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:41:17 Post No.34292507 [Report]

Your own mother is dehumanizing you. You must really be the most pathetic creature on this planet.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:42:54 Post No.34292533
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>>34292507
This. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of pathetic, lonely existence you must have made for yourself for this to happen

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:33:02 Post No. 34292341 [Report] [View this topic]

If you don't listen to Eminem's Slim Shady LP you most definitely are NOT a robot!

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:34:34 Post No.34292370
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>>34292341
>listening to this normie shit
Try again

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>>34292341
>technically raps about nothing

technically he knows how to rhyme but everything he talks about sucks ass

>inb4 i just dont like him because he's white

no

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:36:20 Post No.34292403
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>>34292341
Anything after Infinite is garbage, Infinite is the only thing good that came out of Eminem and also one of the best albums ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOPq3pDQBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHYZ0-CWkrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFq1DG9Hjuw

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:28:20 Post No. 34292247 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys. I have a problem,

I cant come on 4chan and not masturbate. I think I've conditioned myself to get erect just from seeing the color scheme.

I actually find it hard to come on other site.

What can I do, except killing myself?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:29:32 Post No.34292272
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:29:32 Post No.34292272 [Report]

How do I reach that level of tranny

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:31:21 Post No.34292310
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:31:21 Post No.34292310 [Report]

>>34292247
There's an option in the bottom right to change colors

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:32:04 Post No.34292325
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>>34292272
^this

can you please tell me?

Anonymous
2017-01-20 07:26:30 Post No.34292221
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:26:30 Post No. 34292221 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>get kicked out of mom's house
>go to live with a roommate
>tfw no Internet
>phone is slow as shit
>gotta go to the library to use the Internet on my laptop
>wanna browse /r9k/ badly
>can't do it because of the intense NSFW material showed here
>go sit to the back where people barely go
>old people start passing by looking for a goddamn book
>before I made this post, a BLACKED image was the first one to show
>they look at me in disgust

Is there a SFW version of /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:27:22 Post No.34292232
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:27:22 Post No.34292232 [Report]

yeah it's called reddit

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:29:04 Post No.34292258 [Report]

Install 4chanX and enable the SFW mode

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:29:25 Post No.34292268
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>>34292221
If you don't want to get judged by people in public for going on 4chan, don't go on 4chan in public, just browse reddit its not as cancer as 9gag or funnyjunk

Anonymous
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Omegle Thread KingBlackChad Edition Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:24:48 Post No. 34292193 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm back and alive and well and i'm going to revive omegler9k just like trump will revive this country
tags:
omegler9k r9komegle robot9000 robot9001
r9k

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:26:11 Post No.34292214
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>>34292193
I thought you were arrested for posting underage nudes of a dox you faggot.

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>>34292193
>>34292214
That was the story for months. What happened?

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:30:41 Post No.34292297
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:30:41 Post No.34292297 [Report]

bumping the thread original message

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:23:30 Post No. 34292169 [Report] [View this topic]

Do any robots want to go in the woods with me and pretend we're S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S.?

We can wear gas masks and eat sausage and drink voda and make a campfire. If someone plays the guitar that's cool, I can bring my recorder and play that too. I don't have any guns though

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:26:58 Post No.34292228
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:26:58 Post No.34292228 [Report]

I unironically want to visit chernobyl sometime in my life.

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:35:00 Post No.34292376
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>>34292169
It's a somewhat popular thing to do among /k/ommandos.

I'm up for it if you live within 500km of me

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:47:56 Post No.34292611
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>>34292376
F L O R I D A
L
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D
A

Or maybe we could do some post-apoc larping

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:22:09 Post No. 34292136 [Report] [View this topic]

Apologize to these illegal immigrant stacies you racist white males!!!

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:48:34 Post No.34292625
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>>34292136
what can i say, the undocummented ones will eventually get rekt

Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:49:33 Post No.34292650
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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:49:33 Post No.34292650 [Report]

the ride is over mexicans, go back

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Anonymous 2017-01-20 07:49:46 Post No.34292655 [Report]

>>34292136
I'm not white, but I'm also not apologizing for giving my vote to god emperor trump

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