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>>34297390
>>all love level

Fuck off

>>34297390
Love? You mean low level?


Also if college doesn't float your boat then try trade school. At the very least it's not the cesspool known as retail. And if you're too good for that for some stupid reason then I hope you enjoy shitty customers for the rest of your days.

>>34297390
Get a big truck driver's license thing and be a truckman, riding trucks and shit.

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>trump will ban chinese cartoons

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Thank god save me

13 days into nofap and it's like being awoken from the matrix

>>34297382
I would be ok with it, maybe shut down 4chan while he's at it too.

>>34297371
Suck me off pls

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oregonion

>>34297371
Don't worry. Nothing will be different than it's been the last 6 election cycles.

what happens if you dont take the bloodtest?

agent smith, he is on to us. i am contacting you this way because he will just think it's some anonymous guy 'trolling'. abort the mission, the peacock has left the shore.

>>34297419
My parents and doctor will know I'm not taking them and my life might become a pain

>>34297276
How did you start out? What's your method? I've only done a guided meditation. Seems much harder to do my myself

>>34297276
>Meditation
>i.e. i deluded myself into thinking i am remotely happy or content, or i was never depressed in the first place

fuck off normalfag

>>34297436
This, come on. What is your method!

Great question scared-girl-contrast. Why?

how tf did you get of the rape basement?

>>34297228
When you've lived through as much shit as that old fuck, you can do whatever you'd like.
If you hate looking at his wrinkly cock then don't stand in the driveway you ungrateful little shit.

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>>34297216
>mfw someone is visibly confused in public and it isn't me

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>tfw ur gf says "I fucking love you"

OP Pic Related
>MFW I smell good gonja

>>34297171
>how do i reverse this?

A shotgun

>>34297171
by watching a reverse hypno video duh

>>34297171
Explain how this works?

Originally

Well, hopefully you'll die. That way the world would be rid of another space waster like you.

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>>34297181
Kill yoursefl, faggot. Resorting to cliched namecalling has no effect on the contemporary NEET. While others waste their life labouring under the orders of those who see only material cost in life, we pursue leisure above all else, knowing as we do that leisure and time to oneself is the basis of genius. Despite many people disliking the culture and society they help maintain through their work, and despite understanding now that we have only a single life on earth and that any meaning we attribute to it as the result of self-willed or socially-inculcated ideologies. they continue to wake early and trudge to their jobs for one single reason: Guilt. Throughout time religions have taken advantage of Man's guilt. a guilt experienced for no logical reason except that he unlike other animals is a self-aware being whose abstract thoughts conflict with the apparently practical, rational reality he finds himself a part of. We post-guilt NEETs will not bow to internal or external pressures encouraging us to sacrifice our contentment and sensitive dispositions for the sake of attaining money, or womenfolk. We alone stand proudly, detached from but keenly observant of the slave masses who yell at us for not being as unhappy as they are. We alone, we band of true men. defend our right to live a dignified life against those wishing to deprive of us of it. Yes you can mock. you can criticize. you can echo the demands your masters make upon you. But who is likely to regret their lives more? The noble and dignified NEETs who spend their truly precious time reading, pondering, philosophizing and engaging in critical, urgent debate online? Or the miserable, resentful masses. their eyes bloated and sagged by excess folds of skin. their hair falling out and their gums bleeding from stress, their bowels destroyed by a sedentary lifestyle spent at their desks clicking endlessly while their boss breaths down their necks? This is reality. This is 2017. We are the future

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>>34297168
This means your GBP will become worthless.

>>34297150
>a girl likes you
lol

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>>34297150
Corrupt her

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>Tfw the only female to ever show interest in you was a fat proto-feminist
I don't even understand how she liked me, I was against all her bullshit.

>>34297142
stupid dumbface

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>>34297188
u have been blocked from this thread!!!! meanie!!!! get out!!!

UR AN FGT

>>34297098
Try and get her to squeeze money out of him for the both of you

It's awkward to be with a girl who has a beta orbiter. Not going to work.

>>34297098

Learn to write better sentences.

Also subtly intimidate him physically while gf isn't looking.

>>34297084
I'm a miserable robot, are you a NEET girl?

>>34297110
yeah i'm a girl(male)

>>34297123
ara ara boipussy needs love desu

I think of how cute guys I see would look with my dick inside them every day desu.

>>34297170
please put your dick in my bubbly ass

>>34297199
I'm not attractive or likeable in any way, that's why I stick to fantasies.

Too many things I enjoy are haram for no good reason.

>>34297386
>Too many things I enjoy are haram for no good reason.

Such as?

>>34297616
Booze
Weed
Bacon
Blowjobs
Not fasting