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>>34298385
fuck.. fat.. hookers..

yes, that's the answer


but actually, read dale carnegie's how to stop worrying and start living. it's helping me i think. you're not alone brother.

Take baby steps
Remember how worthless you are
I would always attempt but then bitch out

>tried hanging myself
>pills
>deep cutting wrists

Then someone told me if I was really trying to kill myself I'd just do it

So you have to man up and just do it bro

>>34298534
The problem is I honestly lack any desire to better my situation so its just perpetual but I'll try to check that out

>>34298347
Yes, very much so
It would be a plus for me

>>34298347
No. I only date girls with a penis.

>>34298347
Yes. I'd love that.

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>>34298306
I know how you feel, anon
I feel so stupid for being sad over a fucking meme dog
But I really can't help it, his entire fanbase was so wholesome and all of his vids were just so pure and fun

I don't even know why, but it's breaking my heart

This hurt too much. Doggos dying always hit me hard.

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>>34298306
It's killing me too, OP. Now he's one with the universe and creation.

BUT IT MAKES ME ANGRY WHY

>>34298277
So who exactly is fucking her so deep and so hard that she can hardly walk?

I want to know who could be that fortunate.

>>34298277
guess its time to get a new waifu
barbs has been slutting it up lately

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>>34298308


I think it's the same guy

>>34298266
>forcing a meme this hard

Doesn't work, never works.

>>34298281
>newfag

Never heard about Millhouse :^)?

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>>34298281
But it's hilarious

Ah Sou.

>>34298297

I-ta-da-ki-maaaaaaaaasssu!

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YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pastrami

>>34298200
Are you a female?

Orginijnf

>>34298249
Aren't all mommies

>>34298334
I don't know if I should ask for proofs or have you buy me steam games to do this.

>>34298190
Do people think about the sunrise all the time? It just happens and it's common knowledge.

OP, I had the same obsession, and you've really gotta accept it. as terrifying it might sound, just imagine you'll be the same as before you were born; just not here

>>34298190

I think about it all the time;

the worst part is that I think that we will invent a way to live forever just a few decades after i die

>>34298181
Do you live in porn or reality? This is key.

Skin Diamond has done so many race play porn it's not even funny. Shame she quit.

>>34298181
I don't see why. I jerk off to trannies and I still think they should be bulldozed into an acre grave

never because it is

>>34298174
I realized when you told me.

>>34298185
This, you have to be a retard to believe in it.
No porn on the other hand, now that's something worth looking into.

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>>34298098
I'm in the same boat. Just pretend you're happy.

>>34298273
I think im far pass that pretending part. Legit just look like im dead inside when im out and about.

>>34298295
My brothers and sister have good jobs,house and kids.. when they are at home, they talk about going to the bar or going out in the same room as me and won't even ask if i would like to go... I think they hate me.

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>watching ass-to-mouth porn
>male actor asks how it tastes
>she says like strawberries

>>34298072
FACT: If you can't recognize the stink of your woman by her privates alone you don't deserve to be with her

>>34298170
I can't, and it would be disgusting if I could.

By your statement though, I can strongly detect you're a virgin that puts the pussy on the pedestal and fantasizes about the smell.

>>34297957
>can't wait to finally be a qt femboi
it'll be years before happens. especially if you're on a crash diet. enjoy all that loose skin hanging off you

>>34297957
Poverty and illness can be great diets.

I'm 5'7 and last month I weighed 220.

I'm at 193 now.

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>>34297957
>Only starvation mode is efficient

No you fucking idiot. You'll relapse

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>>34297928
Originality is the key to posting

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I don't know why but this always makes me chuckle

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>>34297928
I gotchu OP
Originalblox

>>34297919
So that's only like one and a half hours of sleep?

>>34297919
That sounds like hell

>having to listen to that fucking beeping noise from the grill all day

You can do it mane

I still love this picture.