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>>34301044
The only righties that I really hate are the evangelicals and religiotards.

>>34301044

That's mostly because the left is the dominant cultural force right now and being shoved down our throats. The right doesn't bother you as much because they're not as visible and universally endorsed.

>>34301044
Wait until you go through a year or two of a firmly GOP government and you'll flip really quick.

I think people like watching liberals get shut down because they thought they had power and getting BTFO was proof that they didn't.

In a couple of years, the /pol/ people who really believe this stuff will be firmly convinced that their beliefs represent the majority will of the country and will become unbearably smug about it.

The contrarian pendulum is always in motion.

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>>34300935
hey yeah heh, hows it going? (grabs something to eat and heads back up to cave dwelling)

>>34300935
Why is she wearing a napkin on her head?

>>34300935
>"nice napkin, Agatha."

>"I see that fish scaler John, you ain't fooling no one."

>"What are you looking at, fish face?"

>how do you want it cut
>"shorter" and sheepish grin
>haircutter just waits, silently, until i quietly mumble "long on top short on sides"

>>34300835
Just show them a picture you fucking apes

>>34300835
>"Oh y'know, a bit of a haircut"
This means nothing. This is like going to a restaurant and saying you want food. Look online for pictures and take one with you, or consult the barber for haircut advice. Holy fuck.

>>34300825
ce.

I know the fee

>>34300968
ling.

Do u ever want gf

>>34300775
Why the fuck would you ever want to live longer, especially with no balls!

>>34301498
no
>>34301555
don't have to live longer if i don't want to, i just get the choice

>>34300743
Youtube poops died and so did my fascination with youtube.

>>34300743

That is how trends are started. The exceptional ones get it rolling. Exceptionally talented or just exceptionally abnormal. And when it gets some popularity and mainstream appeal, the normies will flock to it to capitalize on the social status this new thing can bring them.

>tfw kind of grew up with old YouTube and wanted to be a YouTube personality
>tfw now that I'm old enough to be taken seriously the website sucks and is too bloated for a channel to be discovered.

>>34300726
Knitting can get you laid desu

>>34300916
But I don't want to get laid.

Wood carving

>>34300706
no. he's really popular and wants girls

I like his music but no, he is a massive normie

Lil peep a cunt he stole from skimasktheslumpgod peep a bitch ass nigga

Women want smart, sensitive men who care about Equal Rights, not a right-wing prick like you OP.

Who's the cuck now?

>>34300919
>who's the cuck now?
The guy screaming "no" as Trump is sworn the president

>>34300678
She found someone more exciting/handsome/ bigger dicked. Don't take it personal, its just what women do. There's a reason they weren't able to vote for so long.

literally every girl I've ever fucked likes being choked and spanked

i read the whole series to see what all these middle aged chicks were raging about and it's actually pretty vanilla. most of the girls i know who claim to like kinky shit seem to only like the idea because when they do get put into that situation they tap out

I think by default 'sexual submission' is something everyone likes, including guys - the idea of being slapped around or tied up is hot and easy to relate to because of various experiences of physical stimulation we've had throughout our lives, so it's easy to play with mentally.

I think this book is popular because the type of women who read it are easily swayed by the fact that other women seem to be (reportedly) reading it. It's 'edgy' for women, without being actually edgy.

>>34300659
Duh?
Stupid stop being a burden.
0riginal

It would appear that you have an airtight case

I guarantee that you can cook. Just follow recipes precisely.

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>>34300639
>only 19 years old
>will it ever get better ?

>19
Life hasn't started yet, man. You have so much time and you don't even realize it. Relax.

Not for too long, though.

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>>34300688
>Not for too long, though
This is the part that fills me with dread.

I've been this way forever. I'm not going to just magically pull myself up by my own bootstraps one day. Even if I try to improve myself gradually, I'll always revert back to the same position.

Why should I relax?

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>>34300633

Depends. What is your current life situation?

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why are you depressed? if it's just some kind of chemical imbalance in your brain, the drugs will help. if it's existential dread, nothing will help.

>>34300671
Going to online school, trained as a mechanic, got fired from my job, no money. No gf, cystic acne on my neck, otherwise not bad looking

Imagine that intense desire to masturbate when you go for weeks without fapping and imagine the constant thought that would say "goddamn it would be fucking nice to cum now".
That's how your life will be if you don't quit this shit soon, because even if you try to stay away from it, you'll always crave for more and give in eventually.

>>34300956
and what is the problem with that? if i could afford it, i'd be high all the time.

>>34300978
Are you a legitimate retard?

>>34300601
Yes. I did this as a child.

>>34300601
Also I should mention that it's really tempting to smell them the next day, but you need to wait at least a month. I suggest hiding the bottles so you're not tempted to open them.

>>34300601
>how to bottle farts
Never change r9k.