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>>34301663
Naw dude they're actually awesome. I'm 5'6" with a 5" dick and my 5'9" GF loves me

and they always need to be on medication to be compatible/meet the needs of their boyfriends. Who do they think they're kidding when they act like they are an asset that can make a guys life better. They enter relationships expecting gifts/rewards with out earning or working for them...yea it was nice having sex with you but having sex with your partner isn't deserving of a gift. gf's tote around sex as if its bargaining chips. Ok, hypothetically, we'll give you that one. fine. 1. that's 1. you bring one thing to this relationship...Aside from sex you bring nothing to this relationship. Then they're so unconfident in themselves, if they're unhappy, they will stay in the relationship because they doubt they would be able to find another. And by staying in the relationship they drag the relationship down and down further and further...now your making yourself unhappy AND another person unhappy you bitch...take some responsibility in the relationship you're polluting. And they're so round about and inefficient in communicating (like what they need, why they're unhappy, how they would like you to improve the relationship, what they like sexually) that they just waste a ton of your time on this precious earth because they have no perception of how delicate time is because they were never meant to achieve/aspire any long term objectives aside from raising a child which could survive without their mother at a very young age(like fucking 2 yr's old) but girls are so selfish they cling onto their children to keep themselves occupied and we only allow this abuse to continue to make girls feel important/like they have a purpose in society because they can't aspire to anything like their male counter parts after age 9.

>>34301782
>spoilertexted love

dam that's how you know it's real.

To your point, OP.

That may be true of you, but in my position, a total virgin, I'd really rather get a gf

I wish I could be fired. I'm too scared to quit, so there's no other way out.

>>34301733
Just give them your two weeks and say you're going to pursue other opportunities. That is a respectful way to quit.

I have to admit I don't care that I was fired, I was a few weeks from quitting anyway and on top of that I was getting fed up with Jeffrie. I have a million stories about the fucker, but I think the one in OP summed him up.

Gorcery store robot here myself. I'll be straight up honest with People: Do not work at a grocery store, ever. The pay is shit, everyone starts out as a part-time with little room to move up, hours can be scattered all over the place, management is inconsistent, and if you're lucky to be a full timer there's a good chance they might transfer you to another store that's like 20 miles away.

And also of note, yes my store does have autists working there, but they're mostly all CSA's

He is very smart very good he has good genes very good genes yes very smart very good. Elon told me about the power of space vehicle - he - 30 years ago he told me and this was 30 years ago! ok so very smart very good

Elon a fragrance for men

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>>34301602
My dads a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock and he said the same thing. He said Elon came into Wendy's one day and he was a real dummy.

Shared feeling.

I've been eating healthier and exercising more since December. Began meditating early January, and now I'm getting ready to take the law school admissions text next month. Hard not to feel a sense of calm and increased optimism. Control.

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>>34301577
I've been struggling with habits and my emotions for years it seems, but right around the start of January everything has started feeling almost effortless. I feel positive, optimistic and in control as well.

Maybe the reptilian/Illuminati control matrix has finally started to crumble.

Not this year, happened in July. Felt I got bumped up a whole rung for free

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>>34301546
You post a picture.

>>34301546
>I find her attractive
>then i get kind of hung up on actually doing the deed

you sound like you're letting something get in the way, if you're attracted to her why can't you fuck her?

you obviously like her and being with her and that should be the biggest turn-on in the world not many girls are really worth your time.

Fuck the shit out of her and enjoy it and make sure she enjoys it too.

Wait for her to grow up, little girls change overnight when they hit their growth spurt.

>>34301537
>lip-peircing
>any kind of facial peircing

Except she needs like $20k in dental work. Her teeth are rotting

Pretty sure he loves it seeing his GF getting penetrated by Tyrone

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>that kid who pushed your classmate with heart problems off the roof

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>>34302623
>that kid who fucked the school slut in the ass in the equipment shed

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>>34302742
>that girl who was literally perfect in almost every sense of the word

I mean it sucks and all but I wouldn't cry about it.
Just don't be a faggot for one day.

>>34301471
My gosh...how did you manage to go that long without ever having diarrhea? I got it 3 times in 2007 alone.

>>34301567
it was so god damned awful. the horrible smell, the shit-covered asshole that i has to pat and wipe 50 times to get it clean and my asshole hurt like hell afterwards and even after getting it clean ,still had brown later in the day.

>>34301632
ive had close to diarrhea but never legit diarrhea

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>>34301456
Did some homework I had been putting off
Met up with a girl and made an arrangement to meet again during the weekend

cold shoulder is dumb and weak.

My week has been horrible. They wont stop watching me also I dont have any games to play because I have a mac and a shitty all in one.

>>34301456
I have bruises on my head from beating myself on it. I wish I was not alive anymore.

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>>34301415
I don't get whats wrong with traps. No really.

>>34301415
Traps have always been a part of chan culture. It's you who needs to leave.

>>34301647
Oldfag here, fuck off you faggot. OP is right, you're getting out of control.

>>34301209
By keeping it out of jewish central banks

>>34301209
how rich
??
123

Savings accounts that yields them safe money and investments with varying levels of volatility that'll yield them money

>>34301169
If you're a girl he was hitting on you. It's ok for girls to get all awkward and blush, it's also normal for them to reject guys even if they like them (the hard to get game). If you like him and see him again smile at him or something, invite conversation.

>>34301360

I'm a guy and he is was a middle aged man with a typical chad/dad haircut.

>>34301169
>He puts both his hands against the wall I was leaning against and tells me he'll help support the wall I was leaning against
>I look confused
>I ask again if I can help him with anything
>He says "No, I just came here to be a smartass."
>I say "Oh ok, have a nice day sir."
>He walks off.

> Was I the autistic one or was he? Did I cuck him accidentally? All my conversations are rehearsed/memorized so when something out of the ordinary happens, I don't really know what to do.

You're the autistic one. Most people hotswap phrases in and out on the fly, so if you're consciously selecting responses from a predetermined list like it's a VN, you're the autistic one. I'd love to be like that.

>>34301114
>I unironically find pleasure in reading about LGBT suicides and murders

why do you enjoy this ?

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>>34301114
My entire income is soley from drawingredients weaboo porn for anons all over this site.

>>34301138
I feel like the world is cleansed little by little when LGBT are killed

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>>34301080
put the gun down bro

>>34301080
You don't deserve to be inside of a woman.

>>34301094
>>34301108
SHUT UP!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

why

what's the point dawg

>>34301111
it's good for your dick

checked

its for pussies