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What are some phrases/sayings or words that make you laugh?
>one two buckle my shoe
>thumb up your ass
>what in tarnation
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>"fiddlesticks"
>"by hook, by axe, by sword, bye-bye"
>"gobble-dee-goop"
>"shiver me timbers!"
>"jiminy cricket!"
>"you are not a rational person. you are sick. you need psychological help."
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"I can't even"
"that's so awks"
(of a missing child or pet) "I thought they were with you!"
"I am a whore!"
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anything involving the plane scene in irl conversation, and it's come to the point where it's just about any word from it
>big x
>no charge for x
>CIA in any context
>on board
>flight plan
>the agency
>x rising
>wreckage
>that comes later
It's come to the point when there's a list of items and/or the word "me" is invoke, all I can think about is "Smee, Mai Men..."
If I here any of the above in ANY context i giggle, smile or just straight up laugh.
>tfw psoriasis on my scrotum
>painful burning kills the robot
>fapping isnt even enjoyable anymore
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Use an onahole with plenty of lube.
Skin won't move around as much.
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>>34303230
That sucks, bro. My mother had that for 30+ years and it never went away. Hopefully you have better luck with your treatment with it.
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tell your dermo
i use elidel which is a good topical for psoriasis (shit works fast, it's gone within a day if i nip it in the bud)
ask your dermo though, scrotal skin might require something more delicate
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are we actually the baddies? how do we stop being the baddies if we are?
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We're not the baddies, but I guess everyone thinks we are.
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If you're not the baddies, what are you?
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Of course we're the baddies. Most of us here are leeches on society, spread degeneracy, and spread hate upon certain groups of people, due to our jealousy.
It's fun though, so who cares.
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ive been on antidepressants for 10 years and on antipsychotics for 2 years
anyone else here been on medications for a long term?
what meds?
how do you feel about it?
tell us about yourself?
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why do you take the meds? like what illnesses do you have?can you explain how you're like without them for the past year or 2 ive been wondering if i need to see a psych or something but i dont want to waste money
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t. ive taken meds for several years throughout my life and I feel like its totally fucked my mind and life. good luck op
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>>34303083
4 years maxed out on zyprexa Effexor and welbutrin.
I'd rather put a power drill to my anus than go through withdrawal.
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Who sells the best chicken tendies, anons?
I would like to know your opinion as I am very hungry right now
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>>34302923
idk Tyson is my favorite but I haven't tried very many different brands.
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chic fil la
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Cane's desu if you live near one.
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>find this place when I was 16, felt like it was the greatest discovery I had ever made, I felt I finally found somewhere where I belonged, felt nothing but happiness from here, never wanted to leave.
>2 years later, still here, feel little to nothing now, have suffered 10 times more hardship then I had before finding this place, am starting to think I'm really am dead inside, get little to no pleasure from anything, this site is not fun anymore, just more hardship then anything, even if I leave, I'll never be able to forget this place, let alone fit in anywhere else.
>Am lonely af, discord severs are run by normies, don't last very long, and pretty much all of /r9k/ is run by normies, has pretty much just become a petting zoo for normies to feel better about themselves.
>Don't even expect to get any replies on this post, let alone for anyone to understand what I'm going through, don't know why I even bother.
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Well all the true robots have migrated to wizardchan. While this place is just left with the failed normies and cyborgs. And yeah there are the normies,lgbt, blacked and cuck lovers who still pollute this board.
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>>34302950
I've already have been on wizardchan, the only problem with it is it's fucking slow and it barely has any frequent users or posts, its really not the best alternative to use.
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>>34303235
Then just be like me and ignore the shitty threads or create your own. Very soon we will be thrown out by those shit posters soon though.
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guys I'm so drunk I can barely see straight. I've made a conscious effort to make sure this post isn't riddled with typos.
Prove to me that Trump isn't the best leader America has ever had
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He'll never come close to Lincoln, Wilson, FDR, or Nixon.
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When you're sober do you write better bait?
He's been president for like 12 hours. "best" is a meaningless term if you don't qualify it.
There is no objective and universally-agreed method of evaluating presidents, particularly in comparison to one another.
Kill yourself.
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Well, he has been president for less than twenty four hours. There's no way to judge how good of a leader he is. The fact that you think otherwise would seem to suggest that you aren't basing your opinion on facts, but on your own hopes and wishes.
What is the best way to fap, robos?
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>>34302825
what the fuck kind of question is this? I don't fast if you feel like, slow if you want. how the fuck do I answer this?
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>>34302825
shove a BBC dildo up your ass while jerking it to BLACKED
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by stuffing a dildo up your ass and using a fleshlight
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>Mom says we're having pizza for dinner and asks me what I want
>Can we go to the store and get red baron?
>No, good pizza like Domino's or little ceaser's
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All those options are trash. Learn to into /ck/, fatty.
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Those are all bad pizza, you now realize pizza hut will give you stuffed crust with breadstick seasoning free of charge.
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>>34302829
>Red Baron
>trash
You're in the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.
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Is it possible to be a stacie without being a roastie and visa versa? Isn't stacie more a personality trait and roastie a sexual one?
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>>34302678
Yes, Stacyheit is an attitude, whereas Roastieheit is a state of being.
Most Roasties are Stacies, and most Stacies are Roasties, though.
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>>34302678
doesn't matter all girls / guys are the same (pathetic) good luck in life.
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"roastie" is akin to dicklet but most people misuse it
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>tfw born in 1972 and still just as much of a virgin as the day of my birth
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keiichi?
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>>34302629
wow someone actually older than me on this board, I'm impressed op.
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Do you cry, anon?
Do you cry when they cry too?
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You know I am starting to think I hate you punks, male and female, that act like dating has a bunch of superficial rules and steps to follow. Procedure, ect.
Like you can't just hit it off with someone and have a relationship that works for the two of you, there has to be this fucking handbook of ways you behave, things you say and do, how you look and who you can date in relation to how you both look a 3/10 can't be with a 7/10. It's like you're just so dumb and superficial that you rely on the success of it all temporarily working with dumb and superficial people. Like it working on some dumb, superficial person is some sort of litmus test for it working on someone you would consider more worth while.
It's pathetic.
or in other words, just be yourself
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I agree with you. It's a high school mentality. It's totally juvenile, but it persists with people who never actually experience the meaningful social interactions.
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>>34302583
yea dude
this the truth
I havent read your post but u kno
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What does it mean to "be yourself"?
If it means doing what you think you should, then you're already doing that. If it means shirking society's rules, that's just fucking awful advice. You'd probably stop bathing or wearing clothes.
I feel like people saying that "just being yourself" don't understand that "ourself" isn't as confident, outgoing, or funny as we want to be.
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>dad found the pubic hair stash
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>mom found the curated pantie exhibit
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>mom found your diaper suit
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>son found the disembodied hands
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Is it weird that I want a something to be depressed about? I just feel really empty and would like an Internet girlfriend to break up with me and for me to beg her not to over Skype.
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>>34302503
No. Depression is weirdly comforting
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>>34302503
We can pretend if you want. I'm a girl want to roleplay we're having a breakup on skype? we can even do it on video chat if yo uwant I'm a good actor. IO'm kind of drunk though
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You have reached a level of retardation that I don't understand. >>>/adv/ maybe they can help with your retardation.
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>Did Adolf Hitler have a girlfriend
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>Nazi Anime
>Are there any knives so sharp that if you touch it you bleed
>Young people are all mean
>Reincarnation of Hitler
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>Blood elves are Nazis
What did he mean by this?