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>go to a frat party with some friends
>only have beer, it's fucking tastes like shit, would drink literally anything else but they only have beer
>DJ is playing shit music, can't dance to it
>leave early, feeling depressed
How can normies like this shit?
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>>34304611
>>>/soc/
dkbmebrmtkj
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>>34304632
Fuck you man, I'm a robot just like you
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>>34304611
You should have stuck around, it's not a frat party til the first statutory rape. That's when the real fun begins.
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Has an internet forum ever called you autistic before it was a big meme? I don't mean 4chan.
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A doctor called me autistic circa 1993. But I think I just have an authority problem.
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when i was 9 a gentleman on diablo 2 did
then it happened again when i was 10, 11, 12, etc
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MyProAna... Even among mentally ill anorexics I was an outcast. It's not fair.
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u cant call urself a robot if you have win10
literally normie os
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Shit thanks for reminding me to set up my linux sticks.
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>>34304575
Ah fuck off. Windows 10 is perfectly fine.
Much better than windows 8 or any version of OSX.
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>>34304617
Pahjeet kys
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>tell anon to kill himself
>he does
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>>34304531
Stop telling people to kill themselves on /r9k/, of all places.
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>>34304973
no. im just speeding up the inevitable
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>>34304973
It happens more on /adv/ (seriously).
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Reminder that if your ideal gf is anything but a thick figured woman with huge tits and a bush you are a low test genetic failure.
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>>34304515
Reminder that woman with no chest/ass are a patricians taste.
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>>34304515
another low effort bait. People will fall for this and yet still think the "normies" are secretly invading the board
>reminder that if your ideal is anything but a /fit/ as fuck qt with abs you are a literal faggot
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big floppy tits don't seem right
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>tfw lifting for girls
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>>34304484
Please don't be that cuck that gets buff arms and abs but has scrawny fucking chicken legs.
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>>34304551
>tfw trying to do just that
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>>34304563
Okay, I laughed. I hope your lifting makes you feel stronger at least.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w3o5H7iFHT
>used earphone mic so its too loud
>made up as i go so not many chords
sorry for what you're about to hear fellas, but it'd be cool if you shared too
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>>34304404
>female
>on r9k
>lyrics are shit
I hate you, you sack of shit. I was feeling particularly bad tonight, but you made it fucking worse. Leave and never come back.
We all genuinely hate you. The board you want is >>>/soc/
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>>34304404
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w3o5H7iFHT
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Wanna be my girlfriend?
PS, you can sing, but I hate your singing voice and your bad playing.
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I'm really tempted to get an escort because I've never fucked a skinny girls and I think they might be out of my league (I've only fucked fat chicks).
Would it be worth it bros? What are the chances of getting herpes? I heard one anon say he got herpes from an escort even with a condom, which is possible.
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nah just fap and save your dollars
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Fuck OP iktf
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Go for it
>out of my league
Are you fat?
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Rate my email I'm going to send my ex
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Hey guys help give advice on this email that I am going to send my ex-girlfriend please. This is what I have so far:
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Well.....
Basically....
Hmmmmmmmm.......
Yup.
Basically,
since hitting the Acceptance stage after the confusion was settled late November, I took your advice in letting you go, which opened the door to dating a variety of different women, which turned out to be an eye-opening and at times intense experience that widened my perspective on love and brought out an inspired confidence that I've never experienced before, bla bla bla (yadda yadda yadda)
But now that I've gained this confidence, I couldn't help but think about trying what my parents, cousins, friends did: Put it all on pause to get in touch with the past lover after discarding the past-self with a reinvented self, and trying again with what was known to be possible, but previously wasn't at an experience-stage to flourish it.
It seems strange, though I've learned why it worked for my family and friends - because they did so when they were both honest with themselves that they've learned and grown after experiencing life moreso...That, and when you consider how twice in a month a year ago I felt like I needed to call it off after entirely losing the spark but was convinced otherwise I gotta ask:
if you're not going steady with anybody at the moment, you down for a lil'......meet up?
Only if you've experienced something similar to what I have that is, otherwise if there's anything lopsided between us two it'll just result in total communication breakdown again..."
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>>34304137
Pffft, I just skimmed through, it's the nerdiest shit I've ever read
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I'm not trying to be funny here. This is utter shit. Delete this. Start over. Before you write each sentence ask yourself: is this a series of words that I would ever speak in real life?
You are trying to convey a very simple point and ask a single question. You don't need to write so much to do that. Don't try to be funny. Don't loop through so much grandiloquence that it is barely clear what you're trying to say. Quantity isn't quality. Express yourself in the simplest manner that you can.
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>>34304137
Send this instead:
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Well.....
Basically....
Hmmmmmmmm.......
Yup.
Basically,"
It'll make you seem cool and mysterious and she'll be uncontrollably wet for you.
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are they going to be mad at me if I piss in it? I am going tomorrow and don't want to ask them. I have to stay in the isolation tank for ninety minutes. I looked at their pregnant women guidelines but it just said take the same precautions you would in a pool and that doesn't help me at all.
hope I don't get bored. Paying like, fifty cents a minute to sit in this water. Oh well, can't be as much of a waste of money as that dumb hooker.
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Wouldn't laying in the bathtub with the lights off be the same thing? Who invented this nonsense?
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>>34304300
I don't own a bathtub but no, cause the sign says they dumped 800 pounds of salt in it or something so it's it's a sensory deprivation chamber is what it is. No light, no sound, and the way the water is, no feeling either. I guess taste probably stays tho. What's the other sense that I'm forgetting?
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>>34304391
Intelligence. None of that either.
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ITT: We give OP serious answers
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>Why do you come to this board?
>Do you consider you a failure?
Did you ever try to be fit in?
>Do you think you still have a chance of redeeming yourself?
>Do you even have a desire to change?
I've lurked this board for over half a year and I've seen people claiming this board is satire
(which I can see) and some claiming that they are indeed failures (again, I can see).
Tl;dr
explain why the fuck you come here
>inb4 newfag get out
no need 2 be rude 8^(
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>cant even make a thread without fucking up
jesus christ
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>Why do you come to this board?
I don't even know anymore. Most people here are more far gone than me and i'm not right-wing at all. So even though i'm a robot I don't fit in.
>Do you consider you a failure?
Yes.
>Did you ever try to be fit in?
I tried, but my sperglord tendencies ruined it. I'm in an awkward middle zone where i'm too big a nerd to hang with the normies but im not big enough a nerd to hang with the weebs.
>Do you think you still have a chance of redeeming yourself?
Yes. It won't happen but if I really, really tried it could.
>Do you even have a desire to change?
No.
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>Why do you come to this board?
I'm a gay virgin looser and my life is fucked
>>Do you consider you a failure?
Yeah
>Did you ever try to be fit in?
Somewhat but I withdrew
>>Do you think you still have a chance of redeeming yourself?
Eh. Not really. I do think really care though
>>Do you even have a desire to change?
See above
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I'm fucked
>mom got thrown in prison a few months ago on hit and run charges
>forced to move in with my biological christfag dad since I have nowhere else to go
>barely know him but he says he loves me
>he's always telling me what to do and "what's best for me" despite me being a grown adult
>tells me to do dumb shit like help him clean /his/ house like I have an obligation to just because I live in it
>fast forward to this afternoon
>be outside playing on DS enjoying the weather
>when he gets home he sees me relaxing and decides he's gonna take his wageslave frustration out on me
>he starts bitching about cleaning or something again
>tell him I'm tired and to leave me alone while I play my games
>the fucking asshole calls me ungrateful in a nasty tone
>can't let him win this argument
>threaten to kill myself if he keeps pushing me like this
>see the shock on his face
>checkmate cunt
>but he has the audacity to keep talking
>says he's "tired of walking on eggshells" with me and he just wants me to learn responsibility because he wants me to be "independent"
cont.
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>usually threatening to kill myself shuts him up
>start screaming in desperation that I'm serious
>he starts crying
>"I love you anon, don't you see I just want what's best for you?"
>tell him to fuck off and go watch football or some other dumb shit
>tell him I'm gonna kill myself because he wouldn't stop talking like I told him to
>run up the steps of our deck to reach the back door
>he's right on my ass chasing after me
>"anon just hear me out please"
>already halfway up the stairs when he grabs at my pant leg begging me to talk with him
>kick him pretty hard in the jaw
>he falls down the stairs
>lands flat on his back
>pretty sure I knocked him out
>suddenly I hear barking from the next door neighbor's house
>their stupid dogs got loose again and saw our tussle
>they come running over at top speed
>run inside and lock the door
>just then remembered my dad was laying on the ground
>look to see if the dogs noticed him
>they're biting at his ears and face
>he's still not moving
>last I checked one of the dogs was ripping his hair out
>I want to help but he's probably gonna call the cops if he comes to
>hide in room hoping the dogs kill him so I won't get blamed
Am I doing the right thing here? I feel bad but I'd rather be homeless than go to jail.
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>>34303896
attempt suicide and enjoy a week in the psych ward then your threats have meaning
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>>34303913
>>34303896
literally kill yourself
i know this thread is bait though
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How do I meet gamer girls?
Not the stereotypical twitch streamer grills. Just homely girls that enjoy games I actually might have something in common with.
Also, post cosplay.
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subscribe to world of warcraft and learn to roleplay on either emerald dream, moon guard, and wyrmrest accord. the better your roleplay the better quality grill you'll get.
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>>34303869
There are lots of them out there, the problem is, the down to Earth ones are really low-key about it, so they don't stick out in the crowd.
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i knew some 5/10 chicks back when i was going to anime conventions
however they were all autistic attention whore drama queens
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>tfw no clerisy bf
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>>34303839
>clerisy
maybe try just repeating the same adjective each time instead of switching it up ...or is that to mundane?
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>>34303839
what is tomoki's expression conveying in (OP)'s pic? anyone?
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>>34303839
Is it bad that I'm becoming emotionally attached to you? I see you here all the time.
Text can't talk, it makes it easier.
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what is your preferances for boy/girlfriends and why?
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>>34303749
> White "people"
oregsno
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non white, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl but it has to be human(i.e.non white)
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>>34303990
>>34303847
TOPKEK
Check out this angry faggot