alright, what are you guys drinking alone tonight, pic unrelated, its just a really cute dog
coke zero.
that is a very cute pupper.
>>34305244
Vodka and mountain dew
Classic shit tier drink
Makes the music sound better, which is nice
Steel reserve now
>>34305331
I have some brandy and sprite waiting for me
It tastes so nasty
Why are hairy innies so perfect?
How do you like my gfs bush?
>>34305238
and here... we... go
fuzz
>>34305257
looks retarded tbhneest
also poast more
How do we stop women
I know some of you cucks fall for this shit
round them up into the town center and hang them
It truly amazed me that some women can actually manage to be poor with betas around
Where do I meet a cute, intellectual nerd with good manners like this? AND NO, I mean an ACTUAL fucking intellectual. Not a god damn chad retard with glasses. I'm so tired of being surrounded by retards. I want a guy I can do research with.
>>34305219
weak bait, improve ur game
>>34305219
>I want a guy I can do research with.
Why would anyone want that
In Los Angeles. Or maybe England. And rarely in Sunnydale California.
You know,for a community of outcasts and nobodies you guys sure are negative towards each other. You would figure since a lot of you have been through the genraly same experiences yould have some sort of comoanionship with each other. All you guys do is yell at each other and try to one up the biggest loser in hopes of being the coolest loser with the badest backstory. Why?
>>34305122
i answered your post last time. did you see, or had you already gone to bed? anyway it was nothing i just right clicked on the image and my computer searched for it for me...i learned something new thanks!
>>34305215
anyway this is the picture i meant to post with my comment...have a good evening lad.
>>34305215
>>34305246
You have me confused for someone else.
If anything, at least sperm-you got to the egg first.
>>34304988
Imagine what the other sperm must've been like if YOU got in first.
>assuming that "you" are the sperm and not the egg
What if "you" are the egg and no matter what sperm reached it the baby born would have been "you"?
>other sperm tried getting into the egg
>you get in easily as a result of their hard work
Damn I've been a lazy piece of shit since before I was sentient.
I love you Cure-chan!
SAVE US CURE CHAN
original
>>34304967
Save us, Cure-chan!
I love you Cure-chan!
Ganbatte cure-chan!
Hi guys. I don't really post here often, but I need some advice. I'm on holiday right now with my wife in Poland and we're having a great time. The problem is that she told me once we go back that she wants us to adopt a baby, ideally one that is diverse (she actually said this). We've been together for over 7 years now and I always assumed that we will have at least one, but she told me that she doesn't want to go through childbirth. I wouldn't mind adopting if I couldn't have kids, but we haven't even tried. Also, I don't really want to adopt a "diverse" baby.
So, what should I do? I really like being with her but I think what she wants is simply too much. Do you think she will let me change her mind?
>>34304940
>I'm on holiday
It's called vacation you massive faggot
Also fuck off normie
>>34304972
Across the pond we call it holiday, sorry for offending you... not. Either pipe up some good advice or keep your cock gobbler shut.
have a surrogate mother if you can't afford that then you can't afford a chilf in the first place.
What is love? How do we find love? Where is it? When is the right time? Why love hurts? Who design it all?
made think
>>34304911
Listen to Tai Lopez
>>34304958
>actually googling tai lopez
>some of the result said that he is a scam
Really makes u think.
Will taking cayenne supplement pills make my jizz spicy?
Latin American women love spicy cum
>>34304908
>>34304910
We're all gonna make it bras!
IDK. Shove a few up your urethra and find out!
22 years old
>half drunk
>railing lines of coke in a cardboard box in my apartment
>(I have no chairs, nothing for almost two months, spending it all on cocaine)
>next to me, a hideous fat bitch I met on Tinder
>she takes lightly because she knows she can't ask for more
>we fuck, I cum inside her, no condom on
>almost faint from the coke in my body and the strenuous exercise
>wake up on the next day sweating to the idea that I got her pregnant
>walk her to a pharmacy to get a day-after pill
>make her swallow it in front of me
??? years old
>do coke in the bathroom of a McDonalds
>continue in the bathroom of my office
>get an awful rhinitis after snorting huge uncut chunks
>have to get medical assistance because of the pain
>dr. checks nose and says "thankfully, there's no necrosis"
??? years old
>into findom
>pay for random shit in a wishlist of a girl that I've never met IRL
>fap to pictures of her fucking her bf
23/24 years old
>into cuckolding
>have my gf fuck other guys and let me know about it
>fap to the idea of her being banged, and to photos of her sucking dick
>feel disgusted as fuck after I cum
Oh man, I have way too many of these experiences. Some I'm reluctant to even post anonymously.
I'm 24 now. I just go through normal phases and "what the fuck am I doing with my life" phases.
Sometimes I feel like the protagonist of Bright Lights, Big City, in case of any of you fucking faggots even read.
Anyone through something similar?
>>34304806
what does cocaine have to do with being a cuck lol
>>34304842
I never claimed there was a relationship between the two.
What you've got to do is start focusing on memes. I'm serious. It's not Jesus, but you've got to put yourself fully into it--like a religion. Just ignore all these problems, focus on the memes, and you'll eventually see yourself at the end of this tunnel.
what is the nigger version of chicken tendies?
>>34304797
chicken wingies
Chicken and all other poultry and liking it makes you poor and stupid
Birds are bad meat.
White pussy
>one chance at life
>and another chance at none shit colored eyes
http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/chicago/new-technique-changing-eyes-from-brown-to-blue-sparks-debate/
>>34304791
>parks debate
What is there to debate about?
>>34304816
Health risks. When the technique first came out, there were claims it dealt no lasting harm, but those results were inconclusive, and now it is believed that the surgery may cause eye damage long term.
>>34304791
>minorities are literally going to STEAL my special eyes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be in middle school
>have good looks and athletics
>be on basketball team
>be in the popular group
>have a new girlfriend every month
>have sexual relations with 9 girls throughout career
Fast forward to high school
>get computer
>play vidya
>get home schooled for maximum WoW grind time
>become fat
>stop growing at 5"6'
>lose my friends
>start hanging out with dweeb who i used to make fun of in middle school
>we play vidya together
>he shows me 4chan
And the rest of the timeline is textbook NEET. End me senpai.
I was chad for 6 months.then I lost my confidence agian.it was very fun
>Peaking in middle school
lol
>>34304691
what happened to your dweeb friend?
who /6head/ here?
how are you holding up, anon?
>>34304686
>how are you holding up, anon?
Alright, It started when I was in late high school. So, I've really stopped caring at this point.
26 here and about 1.5 on that chart, fucking paranoid its going to get worse.
>>34304701
>I've stopped caring
but how do you remain an aesthetic human being?
how do you not be a laughing stock?
how do you justify your bad hand in the genetic lottery to other people?
regardless of your own personal position on hair loss or whatever evolutional implications it has, how do you convince anyone that you aren't just a shitty, ugly person?
I like to think it's the natural progression from heavy body hair (like chimps) to hairless creatures. But it's fucking ugly and I'm not about to deny that.
>>34304708
it certainly isn't going to get better without drugs like rogaine and propecia that sacrifice your sexual performance, at least not without plugs/surgery.